They serve no real purpose. But they bring a strange amount of joy. Here's a list of 15 absolutely unnecessary things... that you’ll probably still want to buy.
Press the button, and it yodels. No explanation, just pure chaos in vegetable form.
Archie McPhee Yodeling Pickle Musical Toy
Rub it up for a surprise Nick Cage reveal. For when your living room needs... something else.
Rackynass Nicolas Sequin Pillow Covers 16x16
Turns your toilet into a disco. Do you need it? No. Will you laugh every time? Yes.
Toilet Night Light 2Pack by Ailun LED 8 Colors
The tiny hype man for your desk. Completely distracting and totally worth it.
Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy (Original)
You won’t be more productive, but you’ll look iconic.
REQO 10pcs LED Cat Ears Headbands Set
They’re fluffy, toasty, and a complete conversation killer.
Coddies Loafers Bread Slippers Plush Gift
Totally pointless unless the apocalypse involves laundry delays
Accoutrements Emergency Underpants
Put tiny hands on your fingers to creep people out or just vibe weirdly.
Finger Hands 10 Pack - Premium Tiny Rubber
Tap it and it screams. Why? We don’t know. But it helps.
The Screaming Goat (Book & Figure) (RP Minis)
Wrap yourself like a tortilla and question your life choices… in comfort.
mermaker Burritos Tortilla Throw Blanket 71in
Your cat will hate you. But everyone else will love it.
Accoutrements Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats
Yes, they’re shaped like pickles. No, they won’t heal your dignity.
