You’re my boy, Blue! Here’s what Frank the Tank might toss into the cart during his emotionally conflicted but domestically committed Saturday morning run. Just a quick stop before we go streaking through the quad
Because when you go streaking through the quad, you work up an appetite. Coffee, eggs, toast—bam!
Nostalgia BSET100BC 3-in-1 Breakfast Station
Frank’s feet are tired from his emotional journey. Memory foam = healing
Memory Foam Bathroom Rugs and Bath Mats
You never know when the gang's showing up for a backyard toga party
Beverage Tubs
For tequila-fueled introspection and streaking regret
Himalayan Salt Shot Glasses With Plastic Inserts- Set Of 4
Because once you're married, nothing says maturity like slipping into satin
Satin Bed Sheet Sets
Frank’s wife said the house needed to ‘smell like lavender and responsibility.’
Oil Diffusers
Frank said he wouldn't vacuum... until he saw lasers involved
Dyson V15 Detect Absolute Stick Vacuum
Because box wine deserves better... and so does Frank
24-Inch Dual Zone Wine Cooler Refrigerator, Holds 52 ...
He's an air-fry guy now. Don’t question it
Ninja DT201 Foodi 10-in-1 XL Pro Air Fry Oven, 1800 ...
Frank tried it once and hasn’t taken it off since
Powerboost Deep Tissue Percussion Massager, ...
Caffeine-fueled emotional breakthroughs, coming right up
Nespresso Lattissima One Coffee and Espresso Maker by ...
Frank’s protein shake phase is serious now. Real serious.
Vitamix 5200 Blender Professional-Grade (64 oz.)
This isn’t just cooking. This is culinary revenge on his twenties.
All-Clad D5 5-Ply Brushed Stainless Steel Cookware Set ...
“You wanna do one?” – Frank, holding a pizza peel.
Ooni Koda 12 Gas Powered Pizza Oven - 1st Generation
Sounds like a campfire. Smells like responsibility.
