35
items 
The zipper on my bridesmaid dress broke at my sister's wedding during the ceremony. I stood at the altar holding my bodice up with one hand. Never again.
















Red lipstick on a white collar. Grass on the knees of the ring bearer's pants. Mascara tears on the veil. All of these happened at one wedding. Mine.
















Standing in heels for six hours, smiling until your face hurts, and a stress headache by 3pm. My feet were screaming before the first dance even started.
















By hour three my lipstick was on my champagne glass, my mascara had migrated south, and my hair was doing its own thing. Touch-up supplies aren't optional.
















You will cry. You will sweat. Someone will need deodorant at 5pm. Planning for the unglamorous stuff is what separates a smooth wedding from a frantic one.
















A dead phone during speeches. A loose ring. A broken heel. These are the random disasters that nobody puts on a wedding checklist but absolutely should.
















I forgot to eat breakfast, skipped lunch during hair and makeup, then nearly fainted during our first look. Feed your bridal party or pay the price.














