Now this list is based off my own personal opinions, along with historical facts. They're currently arranged in the order I think of them, when making this list & nothing else. Rankings can be done another time. Same goes for 🎀 Scores. When I sa...
Now this was the president, that inspired me to make this list! So what gives Fredonia? 1: Giving the Jews ✡️ a homeland to found a country. With stolen land, mind you! Not to mention, the Jews he was protecting (90% of their population) were super r...
Harry S. Truman: Life in Brief
So what's my problem with Nixon? 1: He's a Total Crook for one! Watergate anyone? 2: He screwed over Hubert Humphrey, by lying to South Vietnam about a better deal. Which there was none! 3: He slanders people constantly, like a Silver Tongue Devil 😈...
Vice President Richard M. Nixon | Eisenhower Presidential Library
1: He's hated pretty much for his liberalism, all around. Specifically regarding Gay Rights, Feminism, & Abortion Access. 2: Having connections to Black Panthers! 3: Ruining Cafeteria Lunches, in an effort to fight Obesity. 4: Invading Pakistan �...
Barack Obama
1: For being Gay, due to him dating William Rufus King. 2: Being Racist while betraying the country. (Slavery is wrong, sure. But at least he respected self-determination, unlike future presidents. So my proposal is, for the South to secede without s...
James Buchanan - White House Historical Association
1: Mostly the same reasons as Obama. 2: Losing the Afghan War on Terror (which now adds a second loss to the country's wartime scoreboard). 3: Picking a woman as his Vice President at all, as it only worked 💪 due to times of Crisis. Yet he failed to...
The Office of Joe and Jill Biden
1: Mainly for the adultery with Monica Lewinsky, but of course also for his liberalism. Basically the same story, as Biden & Obama. 2: Being a Pedophile, & Best Buds with Jeffrey Epstein! 3: He protected companies music rights against indie c...
Clinton Biographies | William J. Clinton Presidential Library and ...
1: Mainly for hiking up Deforestation rates (prior to Trump). Yup, if we don't count Trump. Then Reagan is the most guilty of chopping down forests thru-out the country. Especially in Alaska! Captain Planet should have a word with him about that. 2: ...
Ronald Reagan
1: For those of you who believe he is guilty of Conspiracy = He would've committed High Treason & Usurpation, by having President Kennedy assassinated! 2: Smoking & Bad Hygiene via "Indecent Exposure". 3: Making Daylight Savings Time Mandator...
Lyndon B. Johnson
1: His Adultery! 2: He lied to the entire country, in regards to the Cuban Missile Crisis. How? By telling us the Soviets backed down from placing missiles in Cuba 🇨🇺 for nothing. In reality, he traded them peace by withdrawing missiles from Turkey...
Life of John F. Kennedy
1: Violating Neutralily during WW1 by selling weapons & resources to the Allied Powers. 2: Telling 130 Fredonian Citizens to board the HMS Lusitania, despite Germany 🇩🇪 warning ⚠️ us not to. 3: Being Racist overall, especially to Germans, Hunga...
Woodrow Wilson
1: Like mentioned with Wilson, He staged terrorist attacks against Fredonian Soldiers on Mexican land. Claimed that Mexico 🇲🇽 did it, & declared War 📜 on them! Sounds exactly what Hitler did to Poland 🇵🇱🤔!! That counts as a War Crime. 2: He...
James K. Polk - White House Historical Association
1: Adultery once again! 2: Malfeasance in Office (Power Abuse) via Bribery & Brown-Nosing!! 3: Trusting Corrupt Officials!!! 4: Constant Gambling 🎰, Laundering, & Blackmailing. 5: Drinking during Prohibition 🚫😑!!!! 6: Neglecting his own me...
Warren G. Harding
1: Serving 4 Terms in Office, despite only having the right for 2. Total Dictator on my list! 2: Lying about his medical health, thus usurping the government by not giving the oval office to his Vice Presidents sooner. 3: Having an Open Marriage with...
Franklin D. Roosevelt - White House Historical Association
1: Protecting Slavery, by arming Pro-Slavery forces during race riots. 2: Passing the Kansas Nebraska Act, all so Stephen Douglas could have a railroad 🚆🛤 built thru the countryside. This lead directly into the Bleeding Kansas Catastrophe. 3: Being...
Franklin Pierce – The White House
1: Passing the Fugitive Slave Act (In other words, Northern States had to arrest Black Escapees & turn 'em over to Southern States). It's just absolutely abhorrant to arrest & enslave people, just because of their skin color & their disad...
Millard Fillmore - White House Historical Association
1: Being Secretly Gay! Why? By caring too much about fashion trends, especially regarding fur coats. Especially with Cheetah 🐆 Fur. (Rule of Thumb = If a man has Cheetah Fur themed clothing, He's Gay!!). He also went on 80 fishing trips with Roscoe ...
Chester A. Arthur
1: Passing the No Child Left Behind Act, making kids during my era dumber! 2: Taking no action to stop 9/11!! Yes, it was proven that he could've prevented it but didn't. So that's 3K Fredonian citizens, that were just betrayed & Manslaughtered b...
Biography of President George W. Bush - the White House
1: Deposing Mohammed Mosaddegh in a CIA backed coup, just so Britain 🇬🇧 can make oil 🛢💰🤑💸💲🪙💶! Which the monarchy granted, upon being restored to the throne of Occupied Persia (Iran). This whole scandel is known as Operation Ajax btw. 2: His ...
Dwight D. Eisenhower - White House Historical Association
1: Supported Slavery of course! 2: The Amerindian Removal Act = Ethnic Cleansing!! He even ignored the Supreme Court's orders to stop ✋️. What a jerk, this guy is. 3: Fighting a War against Spain 🇪🇸 for Florida, & immediately committed Genocide...
The People's President - Andrew Jackson's Hermitage
1: Supported Slavery, Of Course! 2: Supported Jim Crow Laws!! 3: Vetoed Everything!!!, in addition to being Super Selfish. 4: Being Super Racist!!!! 5: Convincing Lincoln to drop Hamlin from the 1864 Ticket 🎟. 6: Not being a part of any church, maki...
Andrew Johnson: Life in Brief
1: He framed Spain 🇪🇸 for the Sinking of the SS Maine. & Declared War 📜 on them, in order to seize territory! 2: He committed Genocide against the Philippinos. Calling them Pagan Barbarians, who needed to be Civilized & Christiansized!! 3:...
William McKinley – The White House
After much debate between him & the next guy, I decided that Harrison was clearly a more awful person. He totally earns a spot, in the Top 22 Worst Presidents list. 1: The Wounded Knee Massacre, of course! You don't know what that is? On 12/29th,...
Benjamin Harrison - White House Historical Association
Alright, Now we come to the bottom 22 = the Not So Bad Presidents. So whose the worst of the Good Guys, you ask? Herbert Hoover of course! Why? 1: The Great Depression, of course!! 2: Raising Tariffs & Taxes, like passing the Smoot Hawley Tariff ...
President Herbert Hoover
Yup, he's the 2nd worst Good Guy on my list. Why? 1: The Dawes Act = Taking away Amerindian Land for White & later Black Settlement. Hence why we have Reservations today. 2: He protected White Businessmen & their families from persecution, du...
Grover Cleveland
1: Him being a stinking liberal atheist ⚛️. 2: The Embargo Act. 3: Marrying/Banging his own sister-in-law, who was his 1st wife's half sister thru an affair by their own dad. While she herself was an enslaved teenaged girl! Yup, Jefferson is a sick p...
Brief Biography of Thomas Jefferson
1: He passed the 2228 RE (1978 AD) Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act, which forced the FBI, the CIA, & the NSA to withhold information from 1 another. Which was later reinforced by Clinton's passing of the 2245 RE (1995 AD) Gorelick Memo. Thi...> who became extremely racist towards the White & Black populations in the country. Especially the Dominicans 🇩🇴, Guatemalans 🇬🇹, & Ecuadorians 🇪🇨!
Jimmy Carter - The Carter Center
1: He was President during the Attack on the Seminole tribes in Florida. The same raid I mentioned in Jackson's review. But since Monroe didn't give the order, I'll count it as gross negligence! 2: He supported Slavery!! 3: He wiped out the rival Fed...
James Monroe - White House Historical Association
1: The Tariff of Abominations, thus making everything more expensive! 2: He gave a Press Interview with a Woman, while he was Butt Naked!! 3: The shady deal he had with Henry Clay. It reminds me of Nixon, & we all know how much I hate that guy. 4...
John Quincy Adams
At this point, I'm grasping for straws. As the remaining presidents, don't bother me much. But just to satisfy your curiosity, I'll judge them all. So if I didn't like Quincy, I guess it makes sense to hate his dad next. 1: The XYZ Affair, for betray...
John Adams (TV Mini Series 2008)
1: The Brownsville Affair, What's that you ask? Simply put = In 2156 RE [1906 AD], Teddy Roosevelt chose to convict & dishonorably discharge 167 Black Men from the Army! Without a Trial at all. Why? Because the White Population of Brownsville, T...
Theodore Roosevelt – The White House
1: Him being Dumb Fat, to the point of getting stuck in a bathtub! Yes, they had to use soap 🧼 & oars to pull him out. & order him a larger tub!! 2: Using Slander to defeat William Jennings Bryan, in the 2158 RE [1908 AD] election. 3: Backst...
William Howard Taft - Encyclopedia Britannica
1: He passed the Asian Exclusion Act of 2174 RE [1924 AD], which you guessed restricted/barred Asian immigrants entirely. Especially from Mainland China 🇹🇼, who were very unstable at the time (government wise). & Japan, who was very imperialist...
Calvin Coolidge
1: He raised the death 💀 toll of the Trail of Tears 😢, by killing an additional 4K of Amerindian people. All so white people & later black people could move into Georgia & other southern states. I had to think very carefully, on how these l...
Martin Van Buren: A New York Career - NYS Library LibGuides
Out of the 11 remaining presidents, this guy has to be the worst of the bunch. & Here's why = 1: He vetoed alot of bills, that his allies in the Whig Party nominated him to be vice president. Just to pass those bills at all. Meaning he's a lying ...> wanted to see it expand westward. How? 3: He annexed Texas, specifically to expand slavery. & to strengthen the nation, which later only strengthened the Confederacy. Note: Texas was independent prior to this, so he technically invaded another r...
John Tyler
Now we come to the Bottom 10, It was a tough call between him & #9. But I feel Grant was just somewhat worse. 1: He smoked & drank alot, which eventually led to throat cancer! & this is why you don't smoke or drink, you idiot!! 2: He coul...
Ulysses S. Grant
Now out of the 9 remaining Presidents, this guy has to be the worst. It took me awhile to decide between him & Grant, but I eventually decided that Ford wasn't as bad. 1: He Pardoned Richard Nixon, & wasn't even on the Republican ticket in pr...