Wait a minute. Levitation? You're a wizard, Harry!
DIY Ultrasonic Suspension Solder Kit - STEM
keep those crotch goblins from actually smelling like a crotch! Teach those boys why they need to stay clean and what to expect from their changing bodies
Guy Stuff: The Body Book for Boys (American Girl)
are you sick of the epic battles your goblins get into? help them learn to play together not against each other with this cooperative game
MindWare Ziggurat Cooperative Family Game
creatures great and small
For the bug obsessed crotch goblins. Great for containing any size mantis or butterflies or whatever those crazy kids bring home
30" Heavy Duty Monarch Butterfly Habitat Mesh Cage
Be the coolest mom in the world. Get your kid one of these very easy to care for insects. They have great personalities and are so fun to watch grow. They're beautiful and powerful and your kid would just crash out if this showed up for Christmas
Pseudocreobotra wahlbergii Spiny Flower mantis
keep those creepy crawlies contained! great for jumping spiders, roly polies, baby mantises, baby frogs
JSDITO Acrylic Spider Enclosure 5.9x5.9x9.8’’
life hacks
Great for moms trying to survive with ADHD. Block out the constant goblin fights while your just trying to hex that pesky neighbor
The Earplugs Everyone Is Talking About
does your goblin have dental appliances? want their teeth to not rot and their breath to not knock you out? keep the gunk outta there!
AquaSonic Cordless Rechargeable Water Flosser
Everybody gets a little anxious sometimes. How about your little anxious crotch goblin with this cozy slightly way blanket to help melt away that stress
