clean that mug before you beat that mug. daily and weekly skincare for combination skin types
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exfoliation
nighty night
oh look, another glorious morning. makes me sick
the meat suit
glamour magick
exfoliation
look like a vampy serial killer while exfoliating my face? dont mind if i do. Great for quick, weekly chemical exfoliation
AHA 30% + BHA 2% Peeling Solution
nighty night
your face has been assaulted all day. Don't add insult to injury, use a super gentle cleanser at night
Gentle Skin Cleanser - Face & Body Cleaner
forgot your SPF today? repair that damage with this vitamin c suspension. skip on exfoliating and retinol days
Vitamin C Suspension 23% + HA Spheres 2% Brightening Formula
so quenching. like butta
CeraVe nightly gentle moisturizer
so gentle, however dont combine with other exfoliants or retinol
Glycolic Acid 7% Exfoliating Toner
paula's choice is my choice too! Great chemical exfoliant to use weekly in place of the ordinary bha. do not use with other exfoliants or on the same day as retinols
SKIN PERFECTING 2% BHA Liquid Exfoliant
erase those lines like a kid that didn't study for a test. good results for a great price. dont use exfoliants on the same day
Retinol Serum For Improving The Look Of Fine Lines
oh look, another glorious morning. makes me sick
a real workhorse. clears your skin and protects the skin barrier while being gentle AF
The Ordinary Niacinamide 10% + Zinc 1%
feels. so. good. hydrate that mug!
Hyaluronic Acid 2% + B5 (with Ceramides)
dont ruin all that repair you just did! its all about protection. the koreans know wtf they're doing
SCINIC - Enjoy Super Mild Sun Essence SPF50+ PA++++ - 50ml | STYLEVANA
great alternative to your daily SPF for when you're more active. wrangling your crotch goblins at the beach can make it hard to keep yourself protected from the sun. this is easy to apply and works great!
SCINIC Enjoy Super Active Airy Sun Stick SPF50+
the meat suit
ultimate hydration for those crusty old limbs
Gold Bond Healing Hydrating Lotion Aloe 24oz
are you a ghost? see through just like me? one shade darker than clear? This is then ONLY self tanner i have ever encountered that doesn't make me smell like a burnt foot. 10s across the board!
Medium to Dark Daily Glow - Hydrating Gradual Tanning Lotion - Tanologist | Ulta Beauty
this scent is like nothing else. smell like a witch that casts daily. lingering scents of herbs and spells. It also somehow smells like something that used to be on fire, like they failed at burning you at the stake
Devil's Garden Extrait de Parfum
glamour magick
fool them all! you're not a rotting corpse from 1692. you're fresh and dewy and totally alive! great for a natural looking blush and lip tint for those who want to look like they aren't wearing any
