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Perfect Pairings: A Wine List Without the Wine
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items Every great wine list starts with the wine. But let’s skip the bottle talk and get straight to what really pairs well with it: the glassware, the friends, the food, the laughs, and—of course—You. I believe in a good pour of humor, especially here. So...
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Friends & Wine Make the Perfect Pairing
Wine & Dine (with a Splash of Sass)
Wisdom, Wit and Wine
You and Your Wine
Wine at Home: Small Touches, Big Charm
Collections for Wine Collectors
Friends & Wine Make the Perfect Pairing
Some things are just meant to go together—like wine and good friends, bold reds and great reads, or a sassy cat and a glass of cabernet. This section celebrates the fine art of connection, where laughter flows as freely as the wine and the gifts spea...
Because some things are just better together—like wine, your besties, and the occasional questionable decision. This double-insulated tumbler keeps your drink just right and your vibe even better. Cheers to friendships that age as well as your wine!
Wine Pairs Well Best Friends Funny Wine Tumbler
Not all book clubs are created equal and neither are tote bags. This cute and witty tote may just be right for reading pals: 'Our wine club has a Book problem." It’s for those who know the wine is half the fun (okay, maybe more than half). Cheers to ...
Our Wine Club Has A Book Problem Customizable Tote Bag
For the reader who doesn’t just sip between chapters but reads between the wines. This bottle-shaped bookmark pairs perfectly with novels, nightcaps, and that slightly questionable book club you love anyway. (affiliate link)
Funny Wine Lover's Bookmark
For the friend who knows a good plot and a bold pour are all you really need. Natural sandstone meets literary sass.
funny quote for books and wine lover coaster
Because a little wine and a lot of laughter beats a copay every time.
funny wine quote for friends square paper coaster
Cheers to the friends who always show up—with wine. A coasters that gets your priorities straight.
funny wine quote for friends square paper coaster
Meet The Cabernet Cat: retro, refined, and just a little bit snarky. He sips red and throws shade—stylishly. Channel your inner feline with this purr-fect tee and own your judgmental joy.
Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Cat T-Shirt
Vintage friendships, aged wine—this apron knows both get better with time.
Friends and Wine the older the better Wine art Adult Apron
Wine & Dine (with a Splash of Sass)
Pairing wine with food is a time-honored tradition—just ask your favorite cheese board. This section dishes out delicious pairings (and accessories) that’ll have your next gathering looking like a tasting event… minus the sommelier. Please Note: ...
Equal parts wit and charm, this beautifully etched cutting board declares: “I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.” A perfect pairing of style and sass for your kitchen.
Cooking With Wine Engraved Cutting Board
Gold, black, and a splash of (glass-of) burgundy—this elegant apron brings just the right amount of sass. 'Wine Not?'
Wine Lover Apron
This apron keeps it real while you’re cooking up a storm: “Coffee keeps me busy until it’s wine time.” Relatable? Always.
Coffee Keeps Me Busy Until It's Wine Time! Apron
Speaking of time... it’s always wine o’clock with this playful wall clock—each hour marked by a different wine varietal.
Stylish Oh Look It's Wine O'Clock | Wine Names Large Clock
At your age? You probably need glasses—wine glasses, that is. This fun apron delivers the punchline: “At my age, I need glasses.”
Slippery Joe's Wine Glasses Apron
The Cabernet Cat: speaks once again-- retro, refined, and just a little snarky. He sips red and throws shade—stylishly. This purr-fect coaster channels his favorite motto: “I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.
I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Stone Coaster
Wisdom, Wit and Wine
Because good wine pairs best with a sharp mind, a quick laugh, and a few words worth sipping to. This is the section of the wine list where wit gets poured alongside the cabernet. From cheeky kitchen magnets to clever books and etched glassware, thes...
Part guidebook, part confidence booster—Wine Folly: Magnum Edition is the ultimate companion for anyone curious to know more and drink better. Packed with tips, tasting notes, and visual guides, it’s a gift-worthy essential for both budding wine buff...
Wine Folly: Magnum Edition: The Master Guide
For those moments when you almost kept it to yourself. This retro-style magnet delivers the perfect mix of sass and honesty with the phrase: "Then the wine whispered, 'Say what you really think.'" A must-have for your fridge, wine bar, or anywhere tr...
Then the Wine Whispered Funny Retro 50s Saying Magnet
Perfect Pairing: Wit & Wine Four glasses, four sips of wisdom. This sand-etched set serves up clever quips with every pour—because wine is better with a little wit on the rim. Made and decorated in the USA, it's a perfect match for wine lovers ...
Susquehanna Glass Wisdom 4 Piece 21 oz. Stemless Wine Glass Set | Wayfair
Choose your spelling, spilled or spilt, but the message is the same—some days just call for wine. These magnets bring Mom wisdom with a corkscrew twist. Pop one on the fridge to keep the mood light and the corks ready. Please Note: As a Zazzle Cr...
Moms Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk They Wine Funny Magnet
Need a clever wine comeback? This flip book has you covered with laugh-out-loud sommelier one-liners, perfect for parties or casual sipping sessions. Pro tip: the more wine you drink, the wittier it gets (or so it seems). Please Note: As an Amaz...
Wine Convo Generator: Witty Sommelier Phrases
Wine science meets kitchen style. Modeled after the periodic table, this vibrant cutting board organizes 84 wines by style—zesty whites to bold reds—with room for the unexpected. It's educational, decorative, and useful... kind of like you after two ...
The Wine Table Cutting Board
A corkscrew for the brain. This richly detailed puzzle challenges your mind while keeping your hands busy between pours. Complex, colorful, and worthy of your wine time. Please Note: As a Zazzle Ambassador, I may earn a commission from any Zazzle ...
Red and White Wine Corks Advanced Level Jigsaw Puzzle
Crack the code, sip the reward. This escape room-in-a-box adds a clever twist to wine night—solve puzzles to unlock your next bottle. It’s fun on its own, but here’s my tip: pair it with a gifted bottle of wine for a truly unforgettable present. It’s...
Unlock the Wine Escape Room Game - Uncommon Goods
Because balance is everything. This ornament keeps it real with the timeless prayer: “Give me coffee to change the things I can, and wine to accept the things I can’t.” Hang it in your kitchen, wine nook, or anywhere you need a smile. Please Note...
Lord, Give Me Coffee And Wine Metal Ornament
Wine is the answer… and honestly, the question doesn’t matter anymore. The day is done, the thinking’s over—time to relax, recharge, and sip from your new favorite glass.
Wine is the Answer Funny Stemless Wine Glass
You and Your Wine
Here's a toast to you! The wine is just a liquid in a bottle, bota or box with out you to enjoy it. Here's some recommendations just for you, the Wine Lover because it is you that truly lives and breathes. Please Note: Some of the links in thi...
Pop that cork in glam style. This snazzy waiter's corkscrew says what we’re all thinking: This wine is making me look awesome. Designed by yours truly—for anyone who likes to open a bottle with flair. Please Note: As a Zazzle Creator and Ambas...
Glam Wine Lover Making Me Look Awesome Funny Waiter's Corkscrew
A classic quote for a classic you. This fun tee lets the world know you're only getting better... with every pour. Please Note: As a Zazzle Ambassador, I may earn a commission from any Zazzle products purchased through my links, at no extra co...
Wine Improves with age I improve with Wine T-Shirt
Let the fun begin before the first pour. These witty wine charms help friends find their glass—and maybe even themselves. I’m the outdoorsy type. I drink wine on my tiny home porch! Which one are you? Please Note: As a Zazzle Ambassador, I ma...
Funny Wine Quotes - Drinking Humor Wine Glass Charm
Romantic, relatable, and a little refined. This tee’s got class—and a clear sense of direction. Please Note: As a Zazzle Ambassador, I may earn a commission from any Zazzle products purchased through my links, at no extra cost to you.
Funny quotes famous wine drinker slogan T-Shirt
Fair warning, delivered fashionably. This cozy-chic sweatshirt keeps it real with a hint of mystery (and maybe merlot). (affiliate link)
May Contain Wine Sweatshirt, Funny Wine Lovers Gift for Her, Drinking Wine Bachelorette
You’ve kicked back, you're ready to relax... and now you can make your request without lifting a finger. These socks do the talking: If you can read this, bring wine. (affiliate link)
If You Can Read This Bring Me Wine Socks
Your new favorite workout top—even if the only thing working out is your corkscrew. Comfy, clever, and perfect for wine night “exercise.” (affiliate link)
Funny Wine Crockscrew Workout Sweatshirt
Simple. Stylish. Straight to the point. With clean typography and confident vibes, this sweatshirt is a proud badge of vino honor. (affiliate link)
Wine Lover Sweatshirt, Wine Sweatshirt, Sassy Gift, Gift For Wine Lover, Gift For Her
Wine at Home: Small Touches, Big Charm
You don’t need rolling vineyards or a climate-controlled cellar to celebrate wine culture. A few well-chosen details can infuse your space with the warmth, elegance, and personality of a true wine lover’s retreat. From artful accents to keepsakes for...
I once kept wine corks from special nights in a giant goblet. Now, I hold onto just one from the day I bought my tiny home. This shadow box is a beautiful way to honor those little moments that mean more than they first seem. (affiliate link)
Personalized Recycled Wine Barrel Cork Keeper Wall Mounted Shadow Box
A steady pour that never spills—this acrylic door accent is the kind of small detail that sparks delight. I’ve hung it casually, and it never fails to catch a guest’s eye (and earn a smile). A little bit of joy, right in your doorway. (affiliate ...
Wine Door Decoration (Black Acrylic)
Collections for Wine Collectors
This is a collection of collections—curated picks paired with quotes, humor, and just the right amount of vintage charm. Whether you're building a bar cart with personality or hunting down the perfect gift for your fellow vino enthusiast, this sectio...
This collection deserves a savory visit with its beautiful watercolor art with a splash of wine. Please Note: As a Zazzle Ambassador, I may earn a commission from any Zazzle products purchased through my links, at no extra cost to you.
Just a Splash of Wine Watercolor
Channel your inner feline as you pour through this purr-fect collect of wine, wit and wisdom with The Cabernet Cat in his retro, refined style. He sips red, throws shade, and serves snarky sips. Please Note: As a Zazzle Ambassador, I may earn a c...
Classic Wine Quotes - The Cabernet Cat
Laugh as you pour through this cheeky collection of stemless glasses and tumblers, where whimsy meets wine. Each piece features playful grapevine designs and witty sayings—from “Wine a little, Laugh a lot” to “Partners in Wine.” A toast to finding yo...
Funny Wine Moments
Fill your year with wine and humor with this monthly calendar of Wine fun and puns. Here's to a year of cheer! Please Note: As a Zazzle Ambassador, I may earn a commission from any Zazzle products purchased through my links, at no extra cost to...
Wine Humor Calendar
Chocolate & Wine: The Ultimate Indulgence
I’ve talked a lot about what pairs with wine—but here’s a toast to a pairing that truly speaks for itself. Chocolate and wine are one of life’s most luxurious combinations, and these picks prove that sweet can be smart, too. Whether you like your pou...
A silky, decadent blend of fine French cabernet and rich Dutch cream chocolate. ChocoVine is indulgent, sweet, and utterly sippable—serve it chilled, over ice, or as the base for a dangerously good dessert cocktail. A personal favorite of mine. ...
ChocoVine – Chocolate Wine from Holland
Think bold, not creamy. This French red wine fuses dark fruit, vanilla, and rich cocoa into a smooth, layered sip. Chocolate and wine meet in the glass—with just the right balance of sweetness and sophistication. (affiliate link)
Nobile Rosso Chocolate – Red Wine with Cocoa Notes
These classic French truffles are the real deal: velvety, rich, and blissfully melt-in-your-mouth. And as far as I’m concerned, chocolate pairs with everything. Please Note: As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases.
Chocmod Truffettes de France – 2.2 lbs of Truffles
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Wine & Gift Giving: Wrapping It Up
The best gifts are thoughtful, delicious, and wrapped with care. Whether you're celebrating a birthday, saying thank you, or simply showing up with a favorite bottle in hand, these finds make giving the gift of wine even more special. From personaliz...
Personalize it with name, age, and a heartfelt message. This stylish gift wrap turns a bottle of wine into a celebration. Perfect for milestone birthdays and vino-loving friends alike. Please Note: As a Zazzle Ambassador, I may earn a commission...
Rustic Red Wine Glass Script – Custom 60th Birthday Wrapping Paper Sheets
68 wines. 56 foods. 3,808 possible pairings. These towels do more than dry—they deliver pairing wisdom with a twist. Wrap one around a bottle of wine, and you’ve just created a gift that’s as smart as it is thoughtful. (affiliate link)
Wine Pairing Towel Set
This isn’t just a wine bag—it’s a functional gift in itself. Made of durable neoprene to keep your bottle chilled and customizable with initials, it adds that personal touch every good bottle deserves. Please Note: As a Zazzle Creator and Ambass...
Summer and Autumn Vines Personalized Gray Wine Bag