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Sarcastic Stitches & Whimsical Woods
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items Cross stitch is my favorite way to sit down without feeling guilty about sitting down. These are the patterns I'd stitch next: snarky little truths about motherhood and womanhood (no swearing, so they can hang in the kitchen), plus cute, whimsical na...
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Sarcastic Stitches for Moms & Women
Whimsical Nature (Beginner to Intermediate)
Sarcastic Stitches for Moms & Women
Super mom, super wife, super tired. The most honest job title I've ever had.
Cross Stitch Pattern Super mom Super wife Super tired, Mom cross stitch, quote cross stitch, Modern funny cross stitch, Mother cross stitch
Membership is lifetime and the dues are sleep. Beginner friendly, which is perfect, because who has the energy.
Tired Mom Cross Stitch Pattern - Learn to Cross Stitch - Great for Beginners
I have got it all together. I just forgot where I put it. Every mom's daily status report.
Funny Cross Stitch Pattern PDF, Witty Mom Life Quote Embroidery (Digital Download)
THE MOM tarot card for my spooky-season girlies. Reading: you will be asked where the shoes are.
Mom Gothic Tarot Cross Stitch Pattern: Dark Humor Sarcastic Skeleton Embroidery (PDF)
Midwife: At Your Cervix. The perfect gift for the midwife or doula in your life.
Midwife: At Your Cervix Natural Birth Home Birth Modern Subversive Cross Stitch PATTERN
God forbid women have hobbies. Stitch it while enjoying your hobby, for maximum irony.
God Forbid Women Have Hobbies Cross Stitch Pattern, Witchy Needlepoint, Instant Download PDF
I was normal once. Tiny, cheap, and a great quick win between bigger projects.
Funny Devil Woman Cross Stitch Pattern: Sarcastic Subversive Quote Adult Saying Sassy Floral Snarky Modern (PDF Download)
She believed she could, but she was really tired so she took a nap instead. My kind of motivational quote.
She Believed She Could {But she was really tired so she took a nap instead} Cross Stitching Pattern -- Instant Digital PDF Download
Having a weird mom builds character. You're welcome, kids.
Funny Mom Cross Stitch Pattern: Sarcastic Floral Quote (PDF)
Actually, this is my circus, and they are my monkeys. A classic for a reason.
My Circus, My Monkeys Cross Stitch Pattern - Sarcastic Mom (Digital Download)
I used to be cool, now I just argue with miniature versions of myself. Painfully accurate.
Funny Momlife Cross Stitch Pattern, Sarcastic Quote (PDF Chart, Instant Download)
Thou shalt not try me. Mom 24:7. Scripture-style sass that I'd hang by the front door.
Thou Shalt Not Try Me - Mom 24/7 - Family Fun - Subversive Cross Stitch Pattern
Whimsical Nature (Beginner to Intermediate)
A tiny frog wearing a mushroom hat. Easy, quick, and impossible not to smile at.
Mushroom frog cross stitch pattern PDF - kawaii funny easy tiny frog lover gift small autumn goblincore cute - digital download CS162
A beginner-friendly mini toadstool. Great first pattern or a cute ornament.
Mini mushroom cross stitch pattern PDF - beginner toadstool small kawaii autumn cute funny woodland forest easy - digital download CS383
Sixteen mini mushrooms in one download. Endless little hoops, cards, and gift tags.
16 Mini Mushroom Cross Stitch Patterns | Easy Sampler Woodland Stitch Designs (PDF Download)
A cottagecore toad covered in flowers. A fun step up for intermediate stitchers.
Floral Frog Cross Stitch Pattern. Cottage-core Toad, Animal Embroidery (PDF)
A goose in a straw hat. Beginner friendly and full of farmhouse charm.
Goose in Straw Hat Cross Stitch Pattern - Beginner Friendly (Pattern Keeper Compatible)
A bunny hugging a strawberry. Sweet, simple, and perfect for a spring hoop.
Cross Stitch Pattern Bunny With A Strawberry – Beginner Friendly Rabbit Embroidery (Pattern Keeper Compatible)
Retro cottagecore florals. A bestseller and beginner friendly.
Retro Floral Cross Stitch Pattern PDF: Cottagecore Flower Embroidery, Beginner Friendly
A snail and mushroom for the goblincore garden lover. Slow and steady, like my stitching.
Snail & Mushroom Cross Stitch Pattern: Cottagecore Goblincore (PDF Pattern)
Mini forest animals. A bestseller, and they make adorable little ornaments.
Forest Animals MINI cross stitch pattern pdf, digital pattern pdf, Cross Stitch Chart, instant download
A badger curled up with a book. Whimsical woodland meets bookworm, so it's basically me.
Reading Badger Cross Stitch Pattern PDF, Instant Download, Whimsical Woodland Animals Embroidery Design, Cozy Hole, Book Burrow, Chair, Frog