You’re trusted with the house. The pets. The plants. Maybe even the sourdough starter. Here’s everything you need to survive, thrive, and not get that passive-aggressive text from the owner.
(For the House Keys You Will Misplace) Clip it to the keyring. Save yourself the panic.
AirTag
For Those “I’m Responsible” TikToks
Yes, you're house-sitting, but the lighting still needs to hit.
Mini Ring Light
Steal Less Glasses From Their Cupboard
Stay hydrated and avoid making their dishwasher cry.
Hydro Flask Reusable Bottles
For Pet Cuddles + Netflix Binging
You need one reliable ‘fit for answering the door or chasing the dog.
Sweat Oversized Pullover Hoodie | UNIQLO US
For Emergency Group Chats
Because losing power while house-sitting is illegal (probably).
Anker 2-Pack 20W USB C Charger for iPhone
For Cleaning or Vibe Maintenance
Keep the energy up while you water the 37 plants.
JBL Go 4 Waterproof Bluetooth Speaker Purple
For “Oops” Moments
You spilled oat milk? Don’t panic—just wipe and walk
Seventh Generation Multi Purpose Wipes 70ct x3
Instant Respect From Their Dog or Cat
Bribe. Bond. Become the favorite.
Bocce's Bakery I All-Natural, Limited Ingredient Dog Treats
For Fire “I’m a Responsible Adult” Content
Perfect for dance breaks or “look I’m watering your Monstera” Reels.
Compact 2in1 Monopod - JB01765-BWW | Joby New US
No Judgement Zone
Shower? Maybe. Dry shampoo? Definitely.
Batiste Dry Shampoo
But Feels Like Pajamas
Because house-sitting = chill, but fashion still matters.
SKIMS Sleep
To Track Plant Schedules & Weird House Rules
Like “Don’t open the left fridge drawer” or “Water fern weekly, not daily.”
PAPERAGE Lined Journal Notebook, Black, 160 Pages
So You Don’t Eat Their Vegan Protein Bars
Stock up on your own. Don’t touch the owner's “emergency” chocolate.