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Dope Ass List Of Whimsical Shit I Would Buy If Money Was No Object
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items Obviously whoever said that “money doesn't buy happiness” was an unwhimsical bitch… Here is my “Dope ass shit I would buy if money was no object” list. Ill be honest there are a couple things on here that are within my reach that I will probably buy ...
This thing just looks like so much fun. I have never wanted to try an activity as much as I do this one.
Electric Hydrofoil Surfboard 8000W Efoil
Ima be honest I didnt learn my lesson with the first one I bought, wrecked, and broke… but this one just seems safer and better. I would def give this another go.
MEEPO Bamboo Off-Road Electric Skateboard
This is actually something I could see myself buying one day. I mean yea it is not cheap but there are also ones that are kind of reasonable. So this might actually be something I will splurge on next summer.
sublue Mix Pro Dual Motor Underwater Scooter
I know this looks similar to the hydrofoil board but they are different. This is an electric surfboard. I just want to ride this sucker to see how in the world it works! The fact that these exist is just so awesome!
Electric Surfboard 18kW High-Speed Jet Board
This one is actually at a pricepoint I could see myself buying by net year. I def want to get one of these and see what they are about.
Waydoo Subnado Underwater Scooter Lite Blue
I see people on these from time to time and they look like so much fun. I want to try one so bad.
INMOTION V6 Electric Unicycle UL2272 1000W
Sure I could get a regular dirtbike for a lot less money and it would probably just kill me faster. This isn't meant to be a practical list by any means. This thing just looks fun!
HAPPYRUN G300 Pro Electric Dirt Bike 72V 6500W
These things look ridiculous, are far too epensive, and absolutely something I would buy just because I was curious to see what it was like to try them out and then never use them again.
Electric Skates A1 Ultra, 20 Mph, 15 Miles Range
These things are probably definitely something I will buy. I am so curious how they work that I don't mind spending $100 to indulge my curiosity.
Inc. Boardless Skateboard - Black/White
I know they have smaller cheaper ones but this had THREE flavor hoppers!!! Come on! The second my ship comes in y'all….
Garvee 3-Flavor Soft Serve Ice Cream Machine
For all that comes in the bundle seems like a decent enough value. I always loved paintball but never could bring myself to get a whole set up. If I had some disposable cash and spare time this would be fun to do.
Maddog Empire Axe 2.0 Electronic Paintball Kit
I don't really even like guns but this thing just seems cool? It's non lethal but more than having it for protection I think I would buy this and just shoot it at targets to see what it actually can do.
Byrna SD Kinetic Launcher Ultimate Bundle
There is ZERO reason as a regular civillian person I should ever have the ability to buy one of these but here the fuck we are. I have never had a savings goal but I certainly do now. I don't know if you can get in trouble for walking in to everyday ...
The Bleacher-Reacher Pro - Black
I didn't know that “professional” confetti blowers existed until today but I want one. I might even NEED one. I want to make every persons visit to my home as memorable and festive as possible and this might just be the ticket.
1500W Electric Confetti Machine with 2.2lbs Paper
Handheld fog cannon… Tell me you wouldn't want to be the one in charge of shooting this into a crowd of people having the time of their lives? This thing might actually get purchased…
1500W Handheld Fog Cannon 7-Color LED Smoke Gun
I dont host events or happenings very often but I feel like not having this the ONE time I do would be a missed opportunity. This could actually be something I might buy…
LANGXUN 600W Foam Machine w/ Tripod Stand
It boasts that it makes hiking 39% easier. If there is something out there that makes something I don't even do 39% easier I would say its better to have and not need it than need it and not have it.
X Ultra S Hiking Exoskeleton, 1000W, AI-Powered
I know I have 3 diff ones of this in my list… Again it is not a practical list. If I had money to burn I would probably just get the biggest, fastest, and most expensive one out the gate but then I saw ones I might possibly could afford by next summe...
2-in-1 6000W Water Scooter Surfboard for Adults
Again sheer curiosity on this one but at that price point might be a little too much for me to scratch that itch.
Adult Drift Board - Foldable Two-Wheel Skateboard
Assuming I owned a lake or a pond or lived anywhere close to a watersource that something like this could fit in and actually get action this would be one of the first things I would get!
Heavy-Duty Water Trampoline w/ Slide & Pump
This is def something I could see myself buying if I owned a house. I know it is for kids but why can't an adult buy it for themselves and their adult friends to play on?
10-in-1 Inflatable Bounce House w/ Water Slide & Blower
Underwater Jet Pack?? Say less amazon!
Underwater Jet Pack Dual Motor 650W Thruster
I dont travel but seeing this makes me want to start! I dont even care where I go as long as I get to ride this little bastard as fast as possible in the airport
Airwheel SE3S Smart Electric Luggage Scooter
Remote control cooler. This would make every day at the beach insanely fun. I would never not have fun with this.
C3 RC Cooler - 30 Can Capacity Rechargeable
I actually used to have one of these. I got it for free somehow and it was the funnest little thing ever. I used to bring it everywhere and then my dads barn burned to the ground and that was the end of that. I had no idea these things cost this much...
Cruzin Cooler CZHB Sport X-Li Electric Scooter
It's been such a hot summer that for $100 this might actually get got!
Backyard Waterpark with Splash Wheel & Buckets
This thing is HUUUGE and has a price tag to match. Again if I owned property near a watersource this would be one of the first things I would waste money on.
Island Hopper 25ft Giant Jump Water Trampoline
Its been such a sweltering summer that this might actually just get got!
ODOSOLA 137x118'' Kids & Dogs Splash Pad
This behemoth is 29ft long. Its 29 feet of jungle gym excellence!
Giant Inflatable Obstacle Course Rock Climb & Slide
LED lights, Basketball Hoop, AND Sprinkler? SOLD…
YORIN Outdoor Bouncer w/ Hoop, Light & Sprinkler
I would actually LOVE to have on of these. A saucer swing is just one of the best kinds of swings.
50" Saucer Swing with Stand, 500 lbs Cap.
I really do want one of these but this will have to stay a dream inside my imaginary rich persons dream home because in reality I have limited space and funds…
Hanging Pumpkin Patio Chair - Black Cushion
This item was something I randomly came across and I saw the price and HAD to click on it to understand just what in the world was being sold. Now I THINK its the stilts and the outfit the whole shebang but when I read it I am not so sure but either ...
Electric Adjustable Stilts with Light Up Fur Pants
I have alwasy wanted to try these. People make them seem so effortless that it makes me think “I can do that” maybe one day!
Skyrunner Adult Kangaroo Jumping Stilts Black
I just want to play on one.
Aoururl 1.4 Ton Mini Excavator 13.5HP Gas
Defintely would have a game room and defintely would have this bad boy stocked with dope ass prizes!
ARCADE1UP Claw Machine with 3 Difficulty Levels
90ft of nostalgic backyard summertime fun! Slip n Slides were alwasy a summertime fav.
Slip and Slide 90ft x 10ft Heavy Duty Water Slide with 2 Bodyboards
This Skeeball would be the pinnacle of oppulance for me. This thing is dope.
Alley Masters Commercial Skeeball Machine LED