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Crypto Degen Handbook
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items A curated list of must-have essentials for every die-hard crypto enthusiast. Whether you're diving into Web3 for the first time or hunting for the perfect gift for that blockchain-obsessed friend, this guide blends practical tools with a few fun, ton...
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Wallets - Hot vs Cold
Exchanges - CEX vs DEX
NFT Marketplaces
Portfolio Management
Essential Accessories
Wallets - Hot vs Cold
Unlike traditional finance where a "forgot password" button saves your butt, in crypto, you are entirely responsible for your funds. They don't call it self-custody without reason. Lose your private key? Tough luck. Forget your seed phrase? Enjoy you...
There are two main flavours of wallets:
- Hot wallets — fast, convenient, and about as secure as using “password123” for your email.
- Cold wallets — like 2-FA for crypto, slow, clunky, and built for people who believe in "safety first" (or who've been rugged before).
A real degen knows: You need both. One for your day-to-day shenanigans. One for the real bags you swear you’ll HODL for a decade (but will probably panic sell in three months).
Hot wallets are on-chain, this makes them handy for decentralised finance, they provide quick access to funds that you are regularly moving around. Whereas cold wallets are off-chain, they can't be transferred without your 2FA key.
Please note you should never buy cold wallets from 3rd party sellers like eBay or facebook marketplace, you want to make sure you buy directly from the supplier to make sure the product hasn't been tampered with!
The OG degen wallet. Made for Ethereum and EVM-compatible chains, Metamask is available as a browser extension and mobile app.
It's sleek, it's everywhere, and yes — it will randomly disconnect at the worst possible moment.
Pros: Easy to use, connects to almost everything.
Cons: Gas fees will make you cry; phishing scams love targeting MetaMask users like bees to honey.
It's sleek, it's everywhere, and yes — it will randomly disconnect at the worst possible moment.
Pros: Easy to use, connects to almost everything.
Cons: Gas fees will make you cry; phishing scams love targeting MetaMask users like bees to honey.
MetaMask - Hot Storage
The Solana wallet for people who want smooth UX and almost free transactions. Phantom feels like what MetaMask wishes it was: fast, pretty, and mobile-friendly. If Solana is the Wild West, Phantom is your trusty revolver... just hope the chain stays ...
Pros: Super easy swaps, built-in NFT viewer. Also supports Ethereum addresses which is a bonus!
Cons: Occasionally gets too slick and hides important warnings.
Pros: Super easy swaps, built-in NFT viewer. Also supports Ethereum addresses which is a bonus!
Cons: Occasionally gets too slick and hides important warnings.
Phantom - Hot Storage
The go-to wallet for inscribing JPEGs onto ancient digital stone tablets (aka Bitcoin). UniSat made it simple to mint, trade, and hoard Ordinals without needing a PhD in cryptography. Be warned: Bitcoin fees don't care about your feelings — they'll n...
Pros: Essential for Ordinals and BRC-20 tokens.
Cons: Less polished than ETH/SOL wallets; UX can feel like using a vending machine from 1997.
Pros: Essential for Ordinals and BRC-20 tokens.
Cons: Less polished than ETH/SOL wallets; UX can feel like using a vending machine from 1997.
UniSat - Hot Storage
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The new kid on the block that does everything it's not just a wallet, it's a full-blown operating system for web3. Backpack lets you interact with decentralized apps inside your wallet like a degen Russian nesting doll. Powered by the Mad Lads commun...
Pros: First-class XNFT support, sleek design, strong community.
Cons: Newer, so still evolving fast; not every app supports it (yet).
The new kid on the block that does everything it's not just a wallet, it's a full-blown operating system for web3. Backpack lets you interact with decentralized apps inside your wallet like a degen Russian nesting doll. Powered by the Mad Lads commun...
Pros: First-class XNFT support, sleek design, strong community.
Cons: Newer, so still evolving fast; not every app supports it (yet).
Backpack wallet - Hot Storage
The "budget baller" option. All the security of a Ledger, none of the fancy Bluetooth fluff. If you want a safe place for your coins without selling a kidney, this is it.
Pros:
✅ Same security as the Nano X
✅ Big screen upgrade over the old S
✅ Great for stacking multiple wallets (multi-chain degens, this is for you)
Cons:
❌ No Bluetooth (USB only)
❌ Storage limited for hardcore NFT collectors
Pros:
✅ Same security as the Nano X
✅ Big screen upgrade over the old S
✅ Great for stacking multiple wallets (multi-chain degens, this is for you)
Cons:
❌ No Bluetooth (USB only)
❌ Storage limited for hardcore NFT collectors
Ledger Nano S Plus - Cold Storage
The heavyweight champion of hardware wallets. Bluetooth-enabled, mobile-friendly, and ready to HODL all your bags like a paranoid dragon sitting on gold. Perfect for serious degens who want security without feeling like they’re stuck in 2008.
Pros:
✅ Supports 5000+ coins & NFTs
✅ Mobile app (Ledger Live) is clean af
✅ Bluetooth = manage your fortune without cables
Cons:
❌ Slightly pricier (but your coins are priceless, right?)
❌ Still need a computer for full access sometimes
Pros:
✅ Supports 5000+ coins & NFTs
✅ Mobile app (Ledger Live) is clean af
✅ Bluetooth = manage your fortune without cables
Cons:
❌ Slightly pricier (but your coins are priceless, right?)
❌ Still need a computer for full access sometimes
Ledger Nano X - Cold Storage
The wallet for people who want security, portability, and not paying $300. Ledger Flex is the younger, slimmer sibling — a lightweight E Ink screen wallet that's small enough to slip into your pocket, but strong enough to guard your bags like Cerberu...
✅ Lightweight, portable, and sleek
✅ USB-C, Bluetooth, and NFC connectivity (triple threat)
✅ Weeks of battery life on one charge
✅ Ledger-grade security baked right in Cons:
❌ Smaller screen than the Stax
❌ No crazy custom displays — it's simple and serious
✅ Lightweight, portable, and sleek
✅ USB-C, Bluetooth, and NFC connectivity (triple threat)
✅ Weeks of battery life on one charge
✅ Ledger-grade security baked right in Cons:
❌ Smaller screen than the Stax
❌ No crazy custom displays — it's simple and serious
Ledger Flex - Cold Storage
The future of crypto wallets... if you like flexing. Designed by the guy who created the iPod, the Ledger Stax is basically the Rolls-Royce of crypto wallets. Curved e-ink display, touchscreen, wireless charging, magnetic stacking, customizable locks...
Pros:
✅ Premium everything
✅ Huge, gorgeous touchscreen — sign transactions in style
✅ Customizable lock screen (yes, you can flex your NFTs)
✅ Still has that bulletproof Ledger security under the hood
Cons:
❌ Pricey (but hey, so is being rugged)
❌ Availability is sometimes limited
❌ Bulky compared to the classic Nano devices
Pros:
✅ Premium everything
✅ Huge, gorgeous touchscreen — sign transactions in style
✅ Customizable lock screen (yes, you can flex your NFTs)
✅ Still has that bulletproof Ledger security under the hood
Cons:
❌ Pricey (but hey, so is being rugged)
❌ Availability is sometimes limited
❌ Bulky compared to the classic Nano devices
Ledger Stax - Cold Storage
The "granddaddy" of hardware wallets. The Trezor One was literally the first hardware wallet ever made — old-school but still solid. If all you need is to secure Bitcoin, ETH, and ERC-20s without any drama, this little rectangle's still a beast.
Pros:
✅ OG-level battle-tested security
✅ Super affordable
✅ Light and simple (you could teach your grandma to use it)
Cons:
❌ No touchscreen
❌ Doesn't support some newer altcoins (XRP, SOL, ADA) without workarounds
Pros:
✅ OG-level battle-tested security
✅ Super affordable
✅ Light and simple (you could teach your grandma to use it)
Cons:
❌ No touchscreen
❌ Doesn't support some newer altcoins (XRP, SOL, ADA) without workarounds
Trezor Model One - Cold Storage
The "safe but stylish" option. The Safe 3 is Trezor’s newer beast — it’s lightweight, super secure, comes in colors (yes, even Bitcoin Orange 🧡) and doesn’t break the bank. Great pick for crypto newbies who are allergic to getting hacked.
Pros:
✅ Best bang-for-your-buck security
✅ Supports thousands of coins, NFTs, and tokens
✅ Available in 4 colors (because why should your security be boring?)
✅ Open-source and audited
Cons:
❌ No touchscreen — classic button-based navigation
❌ Limited staking options compared to Ledger
Pros:
✅ Best bang-for-your-buck security
✅ Supports thousands of coins, NFTs, and tokens
✅ Available in 4 colors (because why should your security be boring?)
✅ Open-source and audited
Cons:
❌ No touchscreen — classic button-based navigation
❌ Limited staking options compared to Ledger
Trezor Safe 3 - Cold Storage
The "don't talk to me or my coins ever again" wallet. Trezor Safe 5 is the flagship vault for serious crypto holders. Touchscreen, open-source firmware, Shamir backups... basically, it’s for people who treat crypto like a religion.
Pros:
✅ Full-color touchscreen for easy transaction approvals
✅ 100% open-source — no backdoors, no funny business
✅ Supports Shamir Secret Sharing (ultra secure recovery)
✅ Can manage Bitcoin, ETH, NFTs, and thousands more
Cons:
❌ Premium price tag
Pros:
✅ Full-color touchscreen for easy transaction approvals
✅ 100% open-source — no backdoors, no funny business
✅ Supports Shamir Secret Sharing (ultra secure recovery)
✅ Can manage Bitcoin, ETH, NFTs, and thousands more
Cons:
❌ Premium price tag
Trezor Safe 5 - Cold Storage
Exchanges - CEX vs DEX
Welcome to the meat grinder of crypto: The Exchanges.
This is where you swap your hard-earned fiat into glorious JPEGs, meme coins, and "blue chips" (that hopefully don’t go to zero). Whether you're buying your first Bitcoin or trading some obscure dog-themed token, you’ll need to dance with the central...
There are two main flavors of exchanges:
- CEXs (Centralized Exchanges) — Think crypto banks. You send them money, they send you coins. Easy... until they rug you. ("Not your keys, not your coins," remember?)
- DEXs (Decentralized Exchanges) — Wild West trading. No middlemen, no customer service, no mercy. You sign transactions directly from your wallet and pray for the best. Spoiler alert: You're gonna end up using both. 📈📉
In this section, we'll run through the best CEXs and DEXs every aspiring degen needs to know about — with the usual warnings, memes, and battle scars included. (And yes, we’ll tell you which ones you should probably avoid like the plague too.) Ready?...
The Death Star of crypto trading. You've probably heard of BNB token and the Binance Smart chain, well Binance is responsible for those - surprisingly enough, BNB has outperformed its altcoin peers impressively these last 5 years.
Biggest liquidity, millions of coins, and enough altcoins to lose your house twice over. Sometimes shady, always useful.
Pros:
✅ Insane liquidity (you can buy/sell anything)
✅ Cheap fees
✅ Great launchpads and farming
Cons:
❌ Regulator magnet
❌ You don’t actually own your coins here, until you withdraw crypto onchain or fiat to your bank!
Biggest liquidity, millions of coins, and enough altcoins to lose your house twice over. Sometimes shady, always useful.
Pros:
✅ Insane liquidity (you can buy/sell anything)
✅ Cheap fees
✅ Great launchpads and farming
Cons:
❌ Regulator magnet
❌ You don’t actually own your coins here, until you withdraw crypto onchain or fiat to your bank!
Binance - CEX
The "your boomer uncle would approve" exchange.
Kraken’s the OG safe harbor. Clean reputation, solid security, and no crazy meme token listings (boo). It’s boring, but in a good way — the exchange equivalent of buying a Volvo.
Pros:
✅ Rock-solid security and audits
✅ Strong regulatory compliance (especially US/EU)
✅ Supports staking for major coins (ETH, DOT, ADA)
Cons:
❌ Not many degen coins
❌ Can feel slow and clunky sometimes
Fun fact: Kraken doesn’t have its own major token (yet), because they’re too busy being responsible adults. 🚗
Kraken’s the OG safe harbor. Clean reputation, solid security, and no crazy meme token listings (boo). It’s boring, but in a good way — the exchange equivalent of buying a Volvo.
Pros:
✅ Rock-solid security and audits
✅ Strong regulatory compliance (especially US/EU)
✅ Supports staking for major coins (ETH, DOT, ADA)
Cons:
❌ Not many degen coins
❌ Can feel slow and clunky sometimes
Fun fact: Kraken doesn’t have its own major token (yet), because they’re too busy being responsible adults. 🚗
Kraken - CEX
The training wheels for crypto normies.
Coinbase is the first stop for 90% of people buying their first Bitcoin. Easy to use, fully regulated, and expensive as hell on fees. Perfect if you want your crypto journey to start with a KYC facial scan and a tax form.
Pros:
✅ Extremely easy for beginners
✅ Top-tier security and insurance
✅ BASE — their own Layer 2 blockchain now (gas fees paid in ETH) Cons:
❌ High fees (Coinbase Pro is cheaper, but RIP Coinbase Pro)
❌ Very strict — they’ll freeze anything suspicious
❌ Limited altcoins compared to real degen platforms
Bonus alpha: Coinbase launched BASE, their own L2 network. Cheaper Ethereum transactions, weird airdrops, and early farming opportunities? Yes please.
Coinbase is the first stop for 90% of people buying their first Bitcoin. Easy to use, fully regulated, and expensive as hell on fees. Perfect if you want your crypto journey to start with a KYC facial scan and a tax form.
Pros:
✅ Extremely easy for beginners
✅ Top-tier security and insurance
✅ BASE — their own Layer 2 blockchain now (gas fees paid in ETH) Cons:
❌ High fees (Coinbase Pro is cheaper, but RIP Coinbase Pro)
❌ Very strict — they’ll freeze anything suspicious
❌ Limited altcoins compared to real degen platforms
Bonus alpha: Coinbase launched BASE, their own L2 network. Cheaper Ethereum transactions, weird airdrops, and early farming opportunities? Yes please.
Coinbase - CEX
The "we spent $700 million on a stadium" exchange.
Crypto.com blew up during the 2021 bull run with insane marketing. Easy to use app, flashy credit cards, and their own token (CRO) holding the ecosystem together with duct tape.
Pros:
✅ Good for mobile-first users
✅ Cashback credit card (paid in CRO)
✅ Tons of promo offers and staking bonuses
Cons:
❌ CRO token got absolutely nuked in the bear market
❌ Not the cheapest fees if you're not staking CRO
❌ Some shady liquidity rumors (proceed with caution)
Bonus alpha: CRO powers the whole Crypto.com empire. Staking it gives you higher rewards, cheaper trading, and access to special promo perks.
Crypto.com blew up during the 2021 bull run with insane marketing. Easy to use app, flashy credit cards, and their own token (CRO) holding the ecosystem together with duct tape.
Pros:
✅ Good for mobile-first users
✅ Cashback credit card (paid in CRO)
✅ Tons of promo offers and staking bonuses
Cons:
❌ CRO token got absolutely nuked in the bear market
❌ Not the cheapest fees if you're not staking CRO
❌ Some shady liquidity rumors (proceed with caution)
Bonus alpha: CRO powers the whole Crypto.com empire. Staking it gives you higher rewards, cheaper trading, and access to special promo perks.
Crypto.com - CEX
Where the real degen trades happen. If it’s not listed on Binance yet, KuCoin probably has it. Launchpad gems, leverage degenery, and lotteries for literal garbage coins.
Pros:
✅ Endless altcoin listings
✅ Good staking and rewards programs
✅ Degen-friendly leverage options
Cons:
❌ KYC? Optional... until it isn't
❌ Sometimes sketchy vibes
Pros:
✅ Endless altcoin listings
✅ Good staking and rewards programs
✅ Degen-friendly leverage options
Cons:
❌ KYC? Optional... until it isn't
❌ Sometimes sketchy vibes
KuCoin - CEX
The degen slot machine disguised as an exchange. Leverage, meme coins, turbo tokens — if you want a 50x long on some animal-themed token, this is your playground.
Pros:
✅ No KYC needed for basic trading
✅ Lists coins before they hit Binance
✅ Crazy events, lotteries, and free airdrops Cons:
❌ High risk if you don’t self-custody
❌ Not for the faint of heart (or responsible)
Pros:
✅ No KYC needed for basic trading
✅ Lists coins before they hit Binance
✅ Crazy events, lotteries, and free airdrops Cons:
❌ High risk if you don’t self-custody
❌ Not for the faint of heart (or responsible)
MEXC - CEX
The degen's secret weapon.
OurBit isn’t for normies. It’s for people who know where the alpha is before it hits Binance. If you want early listings, mystery tokens, weird perpetual contracts, and an edge over the sleeping masses — welcome home.
Pros:
✅ Insanely early altcoin listings (sometimes too early 👀)
✅ Perps, spots, staking — full menu
✅ Zero fees for spot trading
✅ Good liquidity on small/mid caps
✅ User-friendly interface and 24/7 support
✅ Degen vibe without feeling completely scammy (rare)
Cons:
❌ Limited fiat support — crypto in, crypto out
❌ Not available in certain regions due to regulatory restrictions
Bonus alpha: OurBit sometimes hosts exclusive token launches and private sales. You snooze, you lose. Also, if you're hunting "before it hits Binance" plays? This is the spot.
OurBit isn’t for normies. It’s for people who know where the alpha is before it hits Binance. If you want early listings, mystery tokens, weird perpetual contracts, and an edge over the sleeping masses — welcome home.
Pros:
✅ Insanely early altcoin listings (sometimes too early 👀)
✅ Perps, spots, staking — full menu
✅ Zero fees for spot trading
✅ Good liquidity on small/mid caps
✅ User-friendly interface and 24/7 support
✅ Degen vibe without feeling completely scammy (rare)
Cons:
❌ Limited fiat support — crypto in, crypto out
❌ Not available in certain regions due to regulatory restrictions
Bonus alpha: OurBit sometimes hosts exclusive token launches and private sales. You snooze, you lose. Also, if you're hunting "before it hits Binance" plays? This is the spot.
Ourbit - CEX
The serious trader’s casino — now with a cautionary tale. Bybit has long been a favorite for futures trading, offering a clean interface, deep liquidity, and high leverage. However, in February 2025, it suffered the largest crypto heist in history, w...
Pros:
✅ Super clean trading interface
✅ Deep liquidity, even for obscure pairs
✅ High rewards for active traders
Cons:
❌ Recent security breach raises concerns
❌ Still centralized — remember, "not your keys, not your coins"
Bonus alpha: Despite the breach, Bybit has taken steps to compensate affected users and strengthen its security measures. However, this incident serves as a stark reminder of the risks associated with centralized exchanges, no matter how reputable th...
Pros:
✅ Super clean trading interface
✅ Deep liquidity, even for obscure pairs
✅ High rewards for active traders
Cons:
❌ Recent security breach raises concerns
❌ Still centralized — remember, "not your keys, not your coins"
Bonus alpha: Despite the breach, Bybit has taken steps to compensate affected users and strengthen its security measures. However, this incident serves as a stark reminder of the risks associated with centralized exchanges, no matter how reputable th...
Bybit - CEX
The OG DEX. The absolute chad of swapping ERC-20 tokens. Easy to use, infinite coins, brutal gas fees. However, thanks to newer EVM compatible blockchains like Base, BNB, Optimism and Arbitrum - this is now less of an issue. However, do bare in mind ...
Pros:
✅ Non-custodial — you stay in control
✅ Every Ethereum token worth anything gets here
✅ Simple, beautiful swap flow
Cons:
❌ Gas fees on Ethereum can bankrupt you
❌ No customer support = you click, you die
Pros:
✅ Non-custodial — you stay in control
✅ Every Ethereum token worth anything gets here
✅ Simple, beautiful swap flow
Cons:
❌ Gas fees on Ethereum can bankrupt you
❌ No customer support = you click, you die
Uniswap - DEX
The EVM DEX aggregator that finds the best prices so you don't get rekt. It hops between Uniswap, Sushiswap, Balancer, and others — think Kayak, but for degen swapping.
Pros:
✅ Best rates across multiple DEXs
✅ Lower slippage = better trades
✅ Advanced routing (less MEV risk)
Cons:
❌ Slightly more complex for newbies
❌ Still stuck paying gas fees
Pro tip: DEXs like Uniswap and 1inch don't support cross-chain swapping, which creates problems later when you want to withdraw! This has been a huge issue in the crypto space, but I've found the ultimate solution to share with you - a cross-chain de...
Pros:
✅ Best rates across multiple DEXs
✅ Lower slippage = better trades
✅ Advanced routing (less MEV risk)
Cons:
❌ Slightly more complex for newbies
❌ Still stuck paying gas fees
Pro tip: DEXs like Uniswap and 1inch don't support cross-chain swapping, which creates problems later when you want to withdraw! This has been a huge issue in the crypto space, but I've found the ultimate solution to share with you - a cross-chain de...
1inch - DEX Aggregator
The Solana DEX god. Fast, cheap, and (usually) doesn’t crash anymore. If you're farming SOL coins, you're using Jupiter — period.
Pros:
✅ Instant trades, pennies in fees
✅ Taps into every Solana DEX for best prices
✅ Supports limit orders and advanced features now
Cons:
❌ SOL network can still have hiccups
❌ New users sometimes overwhelmed
Pros:
✅ Instant trades, pennies in fees
✅ Taps into every Solana DEX for best prices
✅ Supports limit orders and advanced features now
Cons:
❌ SOL network can still have hiccups
❌ New users sometimes overwhelmed
Jupiter - DEX Aggregator
The degen's playground on Solana. Raydium isn't just another DEX; it's where the wildest memecoins and degen tokens find their footing. With permissionless token pools, anyone can launch a token and seed liquidity, making it a hotspot for rapid-fire ...
Pros:
✅ Permissionless token listings — launch your own token with ease.
✅ Advanced trading tools: limit orders, real-time charts, and Serum order book integration.
✅ Comprehensive analytics for exploring new pairs and liquidity depth.
Cons:
❌ High risk of encountering low-quality or scam tokens — DYOR is essential.
❌ The sheer volume of new tokens can be overwhelming for newcomers.
Bonus alpha: Raydium's LaunchLab is intensifying the competition with platforms like Pump.fun, offering creators a robust environment to launch and trade tokens directly on the exchange. This move aims to recapture trading volume and provide users with more opportunities to engage with new projects.
Pros:
✅ Permissionless token listings — launch your own token with ease.
✅ Advanced trading tools: limit orders, real-time charts, and Serum order book integration.
✅ Comprehensive analytics for exploring new pairs and liquidity depth.
Cons:
❌ High risk of encountering low-quality or scam tokens — DYOR is essential.
❌ The sheer volume of new tokens can be overwhelming for newcomers.
Bonus alpha: Raydium's LaunchLab is intensifying the competition with platforms like Pump.fun, offering creators a robust environment to launch and trade tokens directly on the exchange. This move aims to recapture trading volume and provide users with more opportunities to engage with new projects.
Raydium - DEX
The OG farm-and-dump playground of Binance Smart Chain. Where farmers become degenerates. Swap what you like, cheap gas fees, scammy altcoins, but also some real hidden gems.
Pros:
✅ Dirt cheap fees
✅ Endless yield farms and staking pools
✅ Giant meme coin ecosystem
Cons:
❌ Rugpull city — DYOR or cry
❌ BSC sometimes seen as "low IQ" chain (but who cares if it prints?)
Pros:
✅ Dirt cheap fees
✅ Endless yield farms and staking pools
✅ Giant meme coin ecosystem
Cons:
❌ Rugpull city — DYOR or cry
❌ BSC sometimes seen as "low IQ" chain (but who cares if it prints?)
PancakeSwap - DEX
SideShiftAI is the "swap anything to anything" bridge of your dreams — after having struggled to use bridges for the past few years, this was an absolute game changer!
You throw in Bitcoin, Solana, stablecoins, NFTs, magic beans, whatever — and it spits out what you want on the other side, fast and clean. It’s not an exchange in the traditional sense — it’s more like a shapeshifter for your crypto. (Which is fittin...
Pros:
✅ Swap between chains without creating accounts
✅ Supports Bitcoin, Ethereum, Solana, Avalanche, Arbitrum, Monero (!), and more ✅ Incredibly fast and simple UI
✅ You stay fully custody — no coins are held in some centralized black box
Cons:
❌ Slightly higher rates vs using DEXs directly (but you’re paying for convenience)
❌ Slight learning curve, if you mess up your destination address, there’s no "undo" button — RIP. Try with a small amount first to see how it works.
You throw in Bitcoin, Solana, stablecoins, NFTs, magic beans, whatever — and it spits out what you want on the other side, fast and clean. It’s not an exchange in the traditional sense — it’s more like a shapeshifter for your crypto. (Which is fittin...
Pros:
✅ Swap between chains without creating accounts
✅ Supports Bitcoin, Ethereum, Solana, Avalanche, Arbitrum, Monero (!), and more ✅ Incredibly fast and simple UI
✅ You stay fully custody — no coins are held in some centralized black box
Cons:
❌ Slightly higher rates vs using DEXs directly (but you’re paying for convenience)
❌ Slight learning curve, if you mess up your destination address, there’s no "undo" button — RIP. Try with a small amount first to see how it works.
SideShift.ai - Multi-Chain DEX Aggregator 🧙♀️
Recently acquired by major Solana NFT platform MagicEden, Slingshot is going to be causing some noise this coming year. It's a mobile cross chain swap app which allows you to send “any” crypto on supported blockchains to the app. It's an alternative ...
Slingshot is what you get when a DEX aggregator snorts pre-workout. One app, every swap across chains, no bs. Lowest price wins, no need to shop around — Slingshot races everyone to fill your order. Built for people who click "Buy" first and ask ques...
Pros:
✅ Decentralized (you never give up custody)
✅ Aggregates DEX liquidity
✅ Pure degen swapping speed
Cons:
⛔️ Not a CEX (no orderbooks, no custody)
Slingshot is what you get when a DEX aggregator snorts pre-workout. One app, every swap across chains, no bs. Lowest price wins, no need to shop around — Slingshot races everyone to fill your order. Built for people who click "Buy" first and ask ques...
Pros:
✅ Decentralized (you never give up custody)
✅ Aggregates DEX liquidity
✅ Pure degen swapping speed
Cons:
⛔️ Not a CEX (no orderbooks, no custody)
Slingshot - Multi-Chain DEX Aggregator
NFT Marketplaces
If crypto is the casino, NFT marketplaces are the slot machines. Here’s where you paper-hand grails, chase generational wealth, or list your bags into oblivion. Every floor is a battlefield, every sale is a micro-dopamine hit, and every missed mint i...
You’re not a real degen until you’re knee-deep in JPEGs, posting about floors, and coping through gas wars.
Degen Tip: You don’t have to live on CEX marketplaces, but sometimes you gotta camp there. Brand mints = easy flips (if you’re early). Just don’t get stuck holding celebrity JPEG bags when the music stops. Also if you can transfer the NFT from CEX to...
The ghost town with surprise drops.
Coinbase tried to build an NFT mall for normies. Instead, they made an empty shopping center where the loudest noise is your own regret. BUT — once in a while, massive brands quietly drop heat here.
Pros:
- Slick UI.
- No fees (because no one's using it).
- Big brands sometimes launch here first — worth lurking for surprise opportunities.
Cons:
- Basically zero active traders.
- Launch momentum = dead in a week.
- Good place to go if you like the sound of your own bids.
Coinbase tried to build an NFT mall for normies. Instead, they made an empty shopping center where the loudest noise is your own regret. BUT — once in a while, massive brands quietly drop heat here.
Pros:
- Slick UI.
- No fees (because no one's using it).
- Big brands sometimes launch here first — worth lurking for surprise opportunities.
Cons:
- Basically zero active traders.
- Launch momentum = dead in a week.
- Good place to go if you like the sound of your own bids.
Coinbase NFT - CEX
Glossy Drops, mild degeneracy.
Crypto.com dropped bags on celebrity deals and brand NFTs before anyone else. You won’t find your next 100x flip here — but you might snag a limited edition collab before it hits headlines. There is certainly some money making opportunity on celebrity/brand dr...
Pros:
- Seamless fiat buying — even your grandma could mint a collection.
- Exclusive brand partnerships (UFC, NBA, artists).
- Super polished interface if you’re tired of janky DeFi sites.
Cons:
- Feels like the Hallmark Channel of NFTs.
- Lower liquidity = harder exits.
- Zero chaos = zero fun for real traders.
Crypto.com dropped bags on celebrity deals and brand NFTs before anyone else. You won’t find your next 100x flip here — but you might snag a limited edition collab before it hits headlines. There is certainly some money making opportunity on celebrity/brand dr...
Pros:
- Seamless fiat buying — even your grandma could mint a collection.
- Exclusive brand partnerships (UFC, NBA, artists).
- Super polished interface if you’re tired of janky DeFi sites.
Cons:
- Feels like the Hallmark Channel of NFTs.
- Lower liquidity = harder exits.
- Zero chaos = zero fun for real traders.
Crypto.com NFT - CEX
The gigachad CEX NFT marketplace.
Binance threw its weight behind NFTs and made a machine. You can buy JPEGs, stake tokens, margin trade, and wreck your life — all in one app. If you like speedrunning degeneracy, it’s efficient.
Pros:
- Insane exposure: millions of users.
- Big, official drops (gaming, celebs, brands) often debut here.
- Buy NFTs without touching crypto wallets if you’re lazy.
Cons:
- Custodial — Binance owns your JPEGs until you withdraw.
- KYC required (rip your freedom).
- Real NFT culture? Basically nonexistent.
Binance threw its weight behind NFTs and made a machine. You can buy JPEGs, stake tokens, margin trade, and wreck your life — all in one app. If you like speedrunning degeneracy, it’s efficient.
Pros:
- Insane exposure: millions of users.
- Big, official drops (gaming, celebs, brands) often debut here.
- Buy NFTs without touching crypto wallets if you’re lazy.
Cons:
- Custodial — Binance owns your JPEGs until you withdraw.
- KYC required (rip your freedom).
- Real NFT culture? Basically nonexistent.
Binance NFT - CEX
The NFT shopping mall for tears.
Everything from million-dollar grails to literal garbage lives here. It’s where dreams, scams, and screenshots are listed side by side. Good for window shopping. Terrible if you actually want to make it.
Pros:
- Biggest catalog — if it exists, it’s here.
- Great for finding obscure plays early (if you’re lucky).
- Semi-decent UI for normies.
Cons:
- Slow to innovate (lives in 2021 energy).
- Full of rugs, fakes, and lazy collections.
- Sniping here = getting front-run by bots half the time.
Everything from million-dollar grails to literal garbage lives here. It’s where dreams, scams, and screenshots are listed side by side. Good for window shopping. Terrible if you actually want to make it.
Pros:
- Biggest catalog — if it exists, it’s here.
- Great for finding obscure plays early (if you’re lucky).
- Semi-decent UI for normies.
Cons:
- Slow to innovate (lives in 2021 energy).
- Full of rugs, fakes, and lazy collections.
- Sniping here = getting front-run by bots half the time.
OpenSea - DEX (EVM)
The DIY NFT bazaar.
Rarible is where you go when you want to mint your own JPEGs and maybe sell them to some poor soul. Decentralized, community-run, and chaos-fueled — it’s half open market, half ghost town depending on the week.
Pros:
- Anyone can mint NFTs — super easy, even for brain-dead projects.
- Multi-chain support (ETH, Polygon, Tezos, and more).
- RARI governance token if you want to cosplay as a DAO voter.
Cons:
- Quality control is non-existent — expect 1 good NFT for every 100 trash ones.
- Low liquidity unless you're moving known collections.
- Feels like Etsy, if Etsy sold pixel art made by caffeine-addicted teenagers.
Degen tip: Use Rarible if you want to mint weird jpegs or find hidden gems before they blow up. Just be ready to scroll past an ocean of literal zero-bid NFTs to get there.
Rarible is where you go when you want to mint your own JPEGs and maybe sell them to some poor soul. Decentralized, community-run, and chaos-fueled — it’s half open market, half ghost town depending on the week.
Pros:
- Anyone can mint NFTs — super easy, even for brain-dead projects.
- Multi-chain support (ETH, Polygon, Tezos, and more).
- RARI governance token if you want to cosplay as a DAO voter.
Cons:
- Quality control is non-existent — expect 1 good NFT for every 100 trash ones.
- Low liquidity unless you're moving known collections.
- Feels like Etsy, if Etsy sold pixel art made by caffeine-addicted teenagers.
Degen tip: Use Rarible if you want to mint weird jpegs or find hidden gems before they blow up. Just be ready to scroll past an ocean of literal zero-bid NFTs to get there.
Rarible - DEX (EVM+)
The farm, dump, and farm again zone.
Built by and for yield-chasing degenerates. You trade NFTs here not because you love them, but because LOOKS token rewards make it financially irresponsible not to.
Pros:
- Earn LOOKS tokens for trading NFTs. (Yes, even if you trade trash.)
- Lower fees than OpenSea.
- Whales quietly farm volume here.
Cons:
- Liquidity is mid outside of farming meta.
- Some collections = ghost towns once the rewards dry up.
- Basically “how to farm emissions 101.”
Built by and for yield-chasing degenerates. You trade NFTs here not because you love them, but because LOOKS token rewards make it financially irresponsible not to.
Pros:
- Earn LOOKS tokens for trading NFTs. (Yes, even if you trade trash.)
- Lower fees than OpenSea.
- Whales quietly farm volume here.
Cons:
- Liquidity is mid outside of farming meta.
- Some collections = ghost towns once the rewards dry up.
- Basically “how to farm emissions 101.”
LooksRare - DEX (EVM)
Blur is where real traders eat.
The no-nonsense marketplace for degens who move size. Floors, bids, instant flips — and absolutely no sympathy for creators crying about royalties. If you’re not blur farming or sniping paper hands here, what are you even doing?
Pros:
- Lightning-fast trading engine.
- Bid and flip floors like you’re running a cartel.
- Massive airdrops for volume grinders.
- Real whales play here.
Cons:
- Brutal gas wars during meta shifts.
- Bots everywhere. Bring your own script or get wrecked.
- Not beginner friendly — either move fast or get dumped on.
The no-nonsense marketplace for degens who move size. Floors, bids, instant flips — and absolutely no sympathy for creators crying about royalties. If you’re not blur farming or sniping paper hands here, what are you even doing?
Pros:
- Lightning-fast trading engine.
- Bid and flip floors like you’re running a cartel.
- Massive airdrops for volume grinders.
- Real whales play here.
Cons:
- Brutal gas wars during meta shifts.
- Bots everywhere. Bring your own script or get wrecked.
- Not beginner friendly — either move fast or get dumped on.
Blur - DEX (EVM)
Solana's original gambling hall.
Started as Solana’s safe haven, now evolved into a multichain NFT hustler's paradise. Whether it’s Solana, Bitcoin Ordinals, or ETH, if it’s even remotely degen, Magic Eden is already flipping it.
Pros:
- Early access to Solana, Bitcoin, and now ETH NFT drops.
- Fast marketplace with decent volume outside of just SOL.
- "Trending" tab = instant plays for the restless.
Cons:
- Occasionally gets botted to hell during hyped drops.
- Quality control is hit-or-miss (welcome to Solana).
- ETH expansions not as strong as Solana dominance — yet.
Started as Solana’s safe haven, now evolved into a multichain NFT hustler's paradise. Whether it’s Solana, Bitcoin Ordinals, or ETH, if it’s even remotely degen, Magic Eden is already flipping it.
Pros:
- Early access to Solana, Bitcoin, and now ETH NFT drops.
- Fast marketplace with decent volume outside of just SOL.
- "Trending" tab = instant plays for the restless.
Cons:
- Occasionally gets botted to hell during hyped drops.
- Quality control is hit-or-miss (welcome to Solana).
- ETH expansions not as strong as Solana dominance — yet.
Magic Eden - DEX (Solana)
Solana's Blur on steroids.
Speed. Precision. No handholding. Tensor is what you get when Solana maxis recreate Blur — but faster, cheaper, and way more degenerate. Best place to farm SOL flips without spending half your paycheck on gas.
Pros:
- Ridiculous speed — Solana cheapness means no gas PTSD.
- Advanced bid floors and real-time sweeps.
- Airdrop farming meta is alive and well.
Cons:
- UI can feel aggressive if you're used to cozy marketplaces.
- Less curated = more chance to eat rugs. If you’re slow, you're donating to faster hands.
Speed. Precision. No handholding. Tensor is what you get when Solana maxis recreate Blur — but faster, cheaper, and way more degenerate. Best place to farm SOL flips without spending half your paycheck on gas.
Pros:
- Ridiculous speed — Solana cheapness means no gas PTSD.
- Advanced bid floors and real-time sweeps.
- Airdrop farming meta is alive and well.
Cons:
- UI can feel aggressive if you're used to cozy marketplaces.
- Less curated = more chance to eat rugs. If you’re slow, you're donating to faster hands.
Tensor Trade - DEX (Solana)
Portfolio Management
Ever found an old hot wallet you totally forgot about? Chances are, you’ve got some money lost somewhere in DeFi — the space is so massive it’s way too easy to lose track. That’s where these tools come in clutch.
No joke — while writing this article, I found $70 I’d staked on Yearn Finance three years ago and completely forgot about. Free money hits different when you weren't even expecting it. Sure, it helps to write everything down (do it!), but having the ...
If you want raw, unfiltered degen data: go with CoinGecko. Powered by vibes, memes, and surprisingly solid data. I've been using it for years to track my daily portfolio - it's off-chain and saves you from having to check various apps as you can see ...
Pros:
- Solid mobile app, fast updates.
- Can stay updated with coin price changes and tokenomics such as total supply, market cap and exchanges with liquidity.
- Tracks an insane amount of coins — even the micro-cap rug pulls your friend’s cousin shilled you. DeFi, NFTs, yield farms — if it exists, they probably track it.
- More transparent with listing criteria (they're not as easily bribed).
- Fun community vibes (they had their own NFT drops, loyalty points, etc.).
Cons:
- UI sometimes looks like a 2015 Reddit mod got promoted to designer.
- Smaller marketing budget = sometimes slower to be first with breaking news (i.e. big price crashes)
- Their trust score on exchanges can still be gamed a little.
Pros:
- Solid mobile app, fast updates.
- Can stay updated with coin price changes and tokenomics such as total supply, market cap and exchanges with liquidity.
- Tracks an insane amount of coins — even the micro-cap rug pulls your friend’s cousin shilled you. DeFi, NFTs, yield farms — if it exists, they probably track it.
- More transparent with listing criteria (they're not as easily bribed).
- Fun community vibes (they had their own NFT drops, loyalty points, etc.).
Cons:
- UI sometimes looks like a 2015 Reddit mod got promoted to designer.
- Smaller marketing budget = sometimes slower to be first with breaking news (i.e. big price crashes)
- Their trust score on exchanges can still be gamed a little.
CoinGecko - Price Oracle
If you want a pretty dashboard while pretending you’re a professional trader: go with CoinMarketCap. If you’re truly degen... you’ll have both open in different tabs and still cross-check everything manually.
Owned by Binance. Pray accordingly.
Pros:
- Gorgeous interface — feels like you’re checking your funeral funds on a Bloomberg terminal.
- Faster at tracking very early market listings sometimes (thanks, Binance overlords).
- Good for normies: easy to navigate and digest for beginners.
- Powerful API if you’re building bots or apps.
Cons:
- Acquired by Binance = bias concerns. Some listings and rankings magically favor Binance projects.
- Ads everywhere. Feels like you’re browsing the Web 2.0 internet at times.
- Slower to list decentralized info like small DeFi protocols or NFTs.
Owned by Binance. Pray accordingly.
Pros:
- Gorgeous interface — feels like you’re checking your funeral funds on a Bloomberg terminal.
- Faster at tracking very early market listings sometimes (thanks, Binance overlords).
- Good for normies: easy to navigate and digest for beginners.
- Powerful API if you’re building bots or apps.
Cons:
- Acquired by Binance = bias concerns. Some listings and rankings magically favor Binance projects.
- Ads everywhere. Feels like you’re browsing the Web 2.0 internet at times.
- Slower to list decentralized info like small DeFi protocols or NFTs.
CoinMarketCap - Price Oracle
This app helped me find some funds today. Unfortunately a single app wasn't able to uncover everything, but in conjunction with DeBank - I found all my lost defi funds.
- Available as a phone app!
- Clean UI, great for DeFi-heavy portfolios.
- Easily monitor LP positions, yield farms, and lending platforms.
- Supports custom wallet lists, so you can stalk whales too.
- Available as a phone app!
- Clean UI, great for DeFi-heavy portfolios.
- Easily monitor LP positions, yield farms, and lending platforms.
- Supports custom wallet lists, so you can stalk whales too.
Zapper - Onchain Portfolio Tracker (EVM)
Debank OG wallet tracker. Tracks all your wallets across chains (EVM mostly). Shows tokens, DeFi positions, NFTs, approvals. Great for spotting “forgotten” bags or finding out you got rugged in style.
DeBank - Onchain Portfolio Tracker (EVM)
The Solana dashboard for people who actually touch grass. Tracks your tokens, NFTs, DeFi plays (Serum, Raydium, Mango, all of it). Claim your yield, zap out of LPs, move rewards — all in one spot. If you’re playing on Solana without Step, you’re basi...
Step Finance - Onchain Portfolio Tracker (Solana)
Revoke is your wallets seatbelt. When you interact with dApps and defi you provide permission for moving funds and this can get dangerous over time.
Not a portfolio tracker, but maybe the most important tab you’ll open. Shows every contract that still has permission to steal your bags. Revoke shady approvals with two clicks. Run this once a week — or someday, you'll wake up to $0 and a life lesso...
Not a portfolio tracker, but maybe the most important tab you’ll open. Shows every contract that still has permission to steal your bags. Revoke shady approvals with two clicks. Run this once a week — or someday, you'll wake up to $0 and a life lesso...
Revoke.cash - Wallet Safety
The cope dashboard.
NFTBank tells you what your JPEGs are supposedly worth. It’s like Zillow for NFTs — except the market is drunk, floors are fake, and your "estimated value" is pure hopium.
Pros:
- Tracks your whole NFT portfolio in one place.
- Shows unrealized PnL (aka: what you could have made if you weren't diamond-handing).
- Great for coping with the bag you bought at 5 ETH that’s now worth 0.03.
Cons:
- Estimates can be hilariously wrong during market swings.
- Only tracks listed collections — your obscure degen bags might not even show up.
- Opening it after a dump = emotional damage.
NFTBank tells you what your JPEGs are supposedly worth. It’s like Zillow for NFTs — except the market is drunk, floors are fake, and your "estimated value" is pure hopium.
Pros:
- Tracks your whole NFT portfolio in one place.
- Shows unrealized PnL (aka: what you could have made if you weren't diamond-handing).
- Great for coping with the bag you bought at 5 ETH that’s now worth 0.03.
Cons:
- Estimates can be hilariously wrong during market swings.
- Only tracks listed collections — your obscure degen bags might not even show up.
- Opening it after a dump = emotional damage.
NFTBank - NFT
The alpha terminal.
WGMI is for serious NFT traders who treat floors like stock tickers. No flexing, no fluff — just raw data telling you who's buying, who's dumping, and what you should be worried about.
Pros:
- Real-time tracking of floors, sales, sweeps, volume, trait snipes.
- Watchlists so you can babysit your exit liquidity targets.
- Shows wallet flows — yes, you can stalk whales legally.
Cons:
- Paid subscription for full features (worth it if you're serious).
- Data overload if you're a casual collector.
- Might cause compulsive FOMO behavior.
WGMI is for serious NFT traders who treat floors like stock tickers. No flexing, no fluff — just raw data telling you who's buying, who's dumping, and what you should be worried about.
Pros:
- Real-time tracking of floors, sales, sweeps, volume, trait snipes.
- Watchlists so you can babysit your exit liquidity targets.
- Shows wallet flows — yes, you can stalk whales legally.
Cons:
- Paid subscription for full features (worth it if you're serious).
- Data overload if you're a casual collector.
- Might cause compulsive FOMO behavior.
WGMI.io - NFT
Essential Accessories
Welcome to the degen gear locker. In crypto, it’s not enough to just buy the bag — you need to defend the bag like it’s the last donut at fat camp. This section covers the must-have tools to keep your coins safe, your trades private, and your setups ...
For when you want solid protection, but you're not trying to break the bank. The Billfodl is the no-nonsense, affordable solution for protecting your seed phrase. If you’re not looking to drop premium money on titanium or laser-etched templates, but ...
Pros:
✅ Affordable — perfect for the degen on a budget
✅ Easy to use with lettered tiles for manual assembly of your seed phrase
✅ Solid steel construction — better than paper or plastic backups, and can handle most physical threats
✅ Works with 24-word seed phrases (no 20-word option)
✅ Ideal for budget-conscious traders who want something reliable but not ultra-premium
Cons:
❌ Not fireproof — a fireproof safe is recommended for ultimate protection
❌ Manual setup of tiles can be a bit tedious, and there’s a chance for human error (so maybe don’t do it after a few drinks, yeah?) ❌ Less indestructible than other options like the Trezor Keep Metal or CryptoTag Zeus Bonus alpha:
For a low-cost solution, the Billfodl delivers serious protection for your seed phrase. It’s easy to store and reliable, but it won’t give you the apocalyptic-level security that the Zeus or Trezor Keep Metal can offer. If you're a degen who wants va...
Pros:
✅ Affordable — perfect for the degen on a budget
✅ Easy to use with lettered tiles for manual assembly of your seed phrase
✅ Solid steel construction — better than paper or plastic backups, and can handle most physical threats
✅ Works with 24-word seed phrases (no 20-word option)
✅ Ideal for budget-conscious traders who want something reliable but not ultra-premium
Cons:
❌ Not fireproof — a fireproof safe is recommended for ultimate protection
❌ Manual setup of tiles can be a bit tedious, and there’s a chance for human error (so maybe don’t do it after a few drinks, yeah?) ❌ Less indestructible than other options like the Trezor Keep Metal or CryptoTag Zeus Bonus alpha:
For a low-cost solution, the Billfodl delivers serious protection for your seed phrase. It’s easy to store and reliable, but it won’t give you the apocalyptic-level security that the Zeus or Trezor Keep Metal can offer. If you're a degen who wants va...
Billfodl - Steel Wallet Backup
Because writing your seed on a napkin isn’t security — it’s asking to get rekt. The Trezor Keep Metal is a serious upgrade for serious players. It’s a full metal, waterproof, fireproof, hater-proof vault for your 24-word recovery phrase. Made from ae...
Pros:
✅ Fits full 24-word seed phrases — no cheating with half-seeds.
✅ 24 words is the most common format for BIP39 wallets (which including Trezor, Ledger, and most other hardware wallets). More secure: With 24 words, the entropy (or randomness) is higher, meaning it's harder for anyone to brute-force your recovery p...
✅ Indestructible stainless steel build (seriously, good luck trying to break it). More than the Billfodl.
✅ Easy-to-punch engraving — no shaky hands needed
Cons:
❌ Not as fire retardant as Titanium.
❌ You still have to hide it somewhere clever (hint: not under your mattress)
❌ If you lose it and your Trezor? Game over. No customer support hotline for stupidity.
Bonus alpha: Combine this with a metal backup for your passphrase or Shamir shares, and you’re basically operating at a paranoid billionaire level — which is exactly where you want to be in crypto. "Protect your seed like your life depends on it — be...
Pros:
✅ Fits full 24-word seed phrases — no cheating with half-seeds.
✅ 24 words is the most common format for BIP39 wallets (which including Trezor, Ledger, and most other hardware wallets). More secure: With 24 words, the entropy (or randomness) is higher, meaning it's harder for anyone to brute-force your recovery p...
✅ Indestructible stainless steel build (seriously, good luck trying to break it). More than the Billfodl.
✅ Easy-to-punch engraving — no shaky hands needed
Cons:
❌ Not as fire retardant as Titanium.
❌ You still have to hide it somewhere clever (hint: not under your mattress)
❌ If you lose it and your Trezor? Game over. No customer support hotline for stupidity.
Bonus alpha: Combine this with a metal backup for your passphrase or Shamir shares, and you’re basically operating at a paranoid billionaire level — which is exactly where you want to be in crypto. "Protect your seed like your life depends on it — be...
Trezor Keep Metal 24-word | Wallet Backup Solution
For when you want your seed phrase to survive a nuke. The CryptoTag Zeus takes your seed phrase security to godlike levels. This isn’t just a backup — this is a military-grade vault for your crypto keys. Made from titanium, the CryptoTag Zeus can wit...
Pros:
✅ Titanium build — lighter than Trezor Keep Metal but still able to withstand 1,500°C (like a freakin' volcano)
✅ Comes with laser-engraved templates to make sure you don’t mess up your seed phrase (we all know how that ends)
✅ Indestructible — fire, water, crush tests, you name it, Zeus laughs in its face
✅ Supports 24-word seed phrases — for that extra level of crypto security
Cons:
❌ Premium price tag — it’s a beast, but you pay for that luxury
❌ It’s bulkier than the Trezor Keep Metal, so if you’re looking for something stealthier, it’s not for you
Bonus alpha: While Trezor Keep Metal is practically indestructible for the average person, CryptoTag Zeus goes next level with its laser-etched titanium build. This makes it the ultimate degen power move if you’re not just storing a wallet, but stori...
Pros:
✅ Titanium build — lighter than Trezor Keep Metal but still able to withstand 1,500°C (like a freakin' volcano)
✅ Comes with laser-engraved templates to make sure you don’t mess up your seed phrase (we all know how that ends)
✅ Indestructible — fire, water, crush tests, you name it, Zeus laughs in its face
✅ Supports 24-word seed phrases — for that extra level of crypto security
Cons:
❌ Premium price tag — it’s a beast, but you pay for that luxury
❌ It’s bulkier than the Trezor Keep Metal, so if you’re looking for something stealthier, it’s not for you
Bonus alpha: While Trezor Keep Metal is practically indestructible for the average person, CryptoTag Zeus goes next level with its laser-etched titanium build. This makes it the ultimate degen power move if you’re not just storing a wallet, but stori...
Cryptotag Zeus - Titanium Seed Phrase
For degens on a budget, PureVPN brings you solid protection without the hefty price tag. It’s a great option for accessing geo-blocked exchanges or securing your connection on public Wi-Fi. PureVPN is known for its reliable speed and affordable plans...
Pros: Affordable, decent speeds, great for geo-unblocking
Cons: Not as fast as NordVPN or ExpressVPN, but still solid for most uses.
Pros: Affordable, decent speeds, great for geo-unblocking
Cons: Not as fast as NordVPN or ExpressVPN, but still solid for most uses.
PureVPN
When it comes to speed and security, NordVPN is your go-to. It’s perfect for accessing blocked exchanges, bypassing geo-restrictions (hello KuCoin, Binance), and staying off the radar while you pump the latest altcoin. Plus, its no-logs policy means ...
Pros: Ultra-fast speeds, military-grade encryption, 5,500+ servers, no-logs policy Cons: A little pricier than others, but worth the protection.
Pros: Ultra-fast speeds, military-grade encryption, 5,500+ servers, no-logs policy Cons: A little pricier than others, but worth the protection.
NordVPN
ExpressVPN is the gold standard for anonymity and speed. If you're constantly hopping between P2P exchanges like LocalBitcoins or browsing sketchy degen platforms, this VPN keeps you protected. With servers in 94 countries, it’s perfect for bypassing...
Pros: Top-tier encryption, fast servers, works in restrictive countries
Cons: It’s a bit more expensive, but you get what you pay for.
Pros: Top-tier encryption, fast servers, works in restrictive countries
Cons: It’s a bit more expensive, but you get what you pay for.
ExpressVPN
If you’re a degen on a budget who still wants top-notch security, Bitwarden is your go-to. As an open-source password manager, it ensures complete transparency about how your data is stored and secured. Bitwarden is ideal for managing all your crypto...
Pros: Free version available, open-source transparency, strong encryption, supports 2FA, cross-platform syncing (laptop, mobile, tablet)
Cons: Interface isn’t as polished as 1Password, but still highly functional.
Pros: Free version available, open-source transparency, strong encryption, supports 2FA, cross-platform syncing (laptop, mobile, tablet)
Cons: Interface isn’t as polished as 1Password, but still highly functional.
Bitwarden - Password Manager
1Password is the ideal solution for managing all your crypto exchange logins, API keys, and 2FA backup codes without ever risking them being hacked. With its AES-256 encryption, your credentials are safe from any potential data breach or malware atta...
Pros: Top-tier security, cross-platform syncing (laptop, mobile, tablet), easy-to-use interface, 2FA support
Cons: Requires a monthly subscription, but worth it for serious security.
Pros: Top-tier security, cross-platform syncing (laptop, mobile, tablet), easy-to-use interface, 2FA support
Cons: Requires a monthly subscription, but worth it for serious security.
1Password - Password Manager
That 4K resolution will make sure you catch every tiny market dip and pump when you're juggling more trades than you can count. Three monitors? Well, let’s just say you'll need them to stay on top of all those coins you’re holding... or staring at wh...
Pros:
✅ 4K resolution for clear, crisp charts that won’t give you headaches.
✅ IPS panel for color accuracy – because charts should look good.
✅ Thin bezels make the multi-monitor setup sleek and ultra-modern.
✅ USB-C connectivity for easy plug-and-play action.
Cons:
❌ 60Hz refresh rate may not be the best for gamers.
❌ Premium price – You’ll need to make some serious gains to justify this beauty.
❌ Might be overkill if you’re just dabbling in crypto (but who are we kidding, we all need that extra screen).
Pros:
✅ 4K resolution for clear, crisp charts that won’t give you headaches.
✅ IPS panel for color accuracy – because charts should look good.
✅ Thin bezels make the multi-monitor setup sleek and ultra-modern.
✅ USB-C connectivity for easy plug-and-play action.
Cons:
❌ 60Hz refresh rate may not be the best for gamers.
❌ Premium price – You’ll need to make some serious gains to justify this beauty.
❌ Might be overkill if you’re just dabbling in crypto (but who are we kidding, we all need that extra screen).
Dell UltraSharp 27 Inch 4K USB-C Hub Monitor (U2723QE)
You don’t just trade, you live the grind, staring at those charts for hours. The Samsung Odyssey G7 is your next-level trading companion, blending gaming tech with pro-level functionality. With 4K UHD, 144Hz, and 1ms response time, this monitor will ...
Pros:
✅ 4K UHD (3840x2160) for ultra-clear resolution, seeing every tiny price move in glorious detail.
✅ 144Hz refresh rate – never miss a beat, even in volatile crypto markets.
✅ 1ms response time – perfect for sniping those insane trades in real time.
✅ HDR400 – brighter, more vibrant charts that make those pumps look even better.
✅ Full smart platform with built-in speakers, so you can skip the extra speakers and save some desk space.
✅ USB hub – connect all your devices without the extra cables cluttering up your desk.
Cons:
❌ Price – You’re gonna need a good couple of pumps to justify this, but it'll be worth it for the clarity.
❌ Might be overkill if you don’t need 4K resolution for trading (but who doesn't want the best of the best when you're a pro degen?)
❌ Smart platform can sometimes be a bit clunky depending on your preferences, but you’re here for the charts, not Netflix, right?
Pros:
✅ 4K UHD (3840x2160) for ultra-clear resolution, seeing every tiny price move in glorious detail.
✅ 144Hz refresh rate – never miss a beat, even in volatile crypto markets.
✅ 1ms response time – perfect for sniping those insane trades in real time.
✅ HDR400 – brighter, more vibrant charts that make those pumps look even better.
✅ Full smart platform with built-in speakers, so you can skip the extra speakers and save some desk space.
✅ USB hub – connect all your devices without the extra cables cluttering up your desk.
Cons:
❌ Price – You’re gonna need a good couple of pumps to justify this, but it'll be worth it for the clarity.
❌ Might be overkill if you don’t need 4K resolution for trading (but who doesn't want the best of the best when you're a pro degen?)
❌ Smart platform can sometimes be a bit clunky depending on your preferences, but you’re here for the charts, not Netflix, right?
Samsung Odyssey G7 4K Curved Gaming Monitor G70B UHD, 144Hz
You're not just trading; you're executing lightning-fast moves in the crypto market. The G915 X LIGHTSPEED is designed for speed and precision, featuring low-profile mechanical switches and tri-mode connectivity. Whether you're sniping pumps or holdi...
Pros:
✅ Tri-mode connectivity: Switch seamlessly between 2.4 GHz LIGHTSPEED wireless, Bluetooth, and USB-C wired.
✅ Low-profile GL mechanical switches: Choose from GL Clicky, GL Tactile, or GL Linear for optimal responsiveness.
✅ Full-size layout: Includes a numpad, catering to those who prefer a complete set of keys.
✅ RGB backlighting: Customize lighting with 16.8 million colors using LIGHTSYNC technology.
✅ Durable build: Features double-shot PBT keycaps and an aircraft-grade aluminum alloy top plate.
Cons:
❌ Premium price: Reflects its high-end features and build quality.
❌ Size: The full-size layout may be larger than some setups prefer.
Pros:
✅ Tri-mode connectivity: Switch seamlessly between 2.4 GHz LIGHTSPEED wireless, Bluetooth, and USB-C wired.
✅ Low-profile GL mechanical switches: Choose from GL Clicky, GL Tactile, or GL Linear for optimal responsiveness.
✅ Full-size layout: Includes a numpad, catering to those who prefer a complete set of keys.
✅ RGB backlighting: Customize lighting with 16.8 million colors using LIGHTSYNC technology.
✅ Durable build: Features double-shot PBT keycaps and an aircraft-grade aluminum alloy top plate.
Cons:
❌ Premium price: Reflects its high-end features and build quality.
❌ Size: The full-size layout may be larger than some setups prefer.
G915 X LIGHTSPEED Low-Profile Wireless Gaming Keyboard
You’re moving fast, buying, selling, and scaling in and out of trades like a pro. This mouse gives you that lightning-quick response and pixel-perfect accuracy so you can act before the next whale sells.
Pros:
✅ Superlight (63g) for fast, fluid movements—because when you trade, it’s a sprint, not a marathon.
✅ 25K DPI for precision so sharp, you’ll hit the mark every time.
✅ Wireless, lag-free connection – Because time is money, and lag is your enemy.
✅ Long battery life – 70 hours of use to power through those sleepless trading sessions.
Cons:
❌ Not a ton of extra buttons – If you need more macros for your degenerate trading strategies, this might be limiting.
❌ Pricey for just a mouse, but consider it an investment in speed.
Pros:
✅ Superlight (63g) for fast, fluid movements—because when you trade, it’s a sprint, not a marathon.
✅ 25K DPI for precision so sharp, you’ll hit the mark every time.
✅ Wireless, lag-free connection – Because time is money, and lag is your enemy.
✅ Long battery life – 70 hours of use to power through those sleepless trading sessions.
Cons:
❌ Not a ton of extra buttons – If you need more macros for your degenerate trading strategies, this might be limiting.
❌ Pricey for just a mouse, but consider it an investment in speed.
Logitech G Pro X Superlight Wireless Gaming Mouse
Endless trading sessions demand a chair that offers unparalleled support. The Herman Miller Aeron is renowned for its ergonomic design, providing optimal lumbar support and breathability, ensuring comfort during those high-stakes moments.
Pros:
✅ Adjustable lumbar support and armrests.
✅ Breathable mesh fabric promotes airflow.
✅ Available in three sizes to fit various body types.
✅ Durable build with a 12-year warranty.
Cons:
❌ High price point may not fit all budgets.
❌ Design may not appeal to all aesthetic preferences.
Pros:
✅ Adjustable lumbar support and armrests.
✅ Breathable mesh fabric promotes airflow.
✅ Available in three sizes to fit various body types.
✅ Durable build with a 12-year warranty.
Cons:
❌ High price point may not fit all budgets.
❌ Design may not appeal to all aesthetic preferences.
Herman Miller Aeron Chairs
Switching between sitting and standing can boost circulation and focus. The Uplift V2 offers smooth height adjustments, a sturdy frame, and ample workspace, accommodating multiple monitors and crypto setups.
Pros:
✅ Electric height adjustment with memory presets.
✅ Spacious work surface with various size options.
✅ Strong weight capacity suitable for heavy equipment.
✅ Sleek design complements modern workspaces.
Cons:
❌ Assembly required; may take time to set up.
❌ Premium pricing for the base model.
Pros:
✅ Electric height adjustment with memory presets.
✅ Spacious work surface with various size options.
✅ Strong weight capacity suitable for heavy equipment.
✅ Sleek design complements modern workspaces.
Cons:
❌ Assembly required; may take time to set up.
❌ Premium pricing for the base model.
Uplift V2 Standing Desk - Sit-Stand Desk
Your NFT collection deserves more than a static screen. The Netgear Meural WiFi Photo Frame transforms your digital art into a dynamic display, offering a museum-quality viewing experience right in your trading den. With access to over 30,000 artwork...
Pros:
✅ Portrait and landscape orientation options for versatile display.
✅ Matte display reduces glare, mimicking the look of printed art.
✅ Gesture controls for a sleek, touch-free experience.
✅ If you don't have access to JPEGs you can pay a subscription for access to 30,000+ artwork, turning your space into a digital gallery.
Cons:
❌ Gesture controls can be inconsistent at times.
❌ No motion sensor, meaning the frame stays on even when you're not around.
Pros:
✅ Portrait and landscape orientation options for versatile display.
✅ Matte display reduces glare, mimicking the look of printed art.
✅ Gesture controls for a sleek, touch-free experience.
✅ If you don't have access to JPEGs you can pay a subscription for access to 30,000+ artwork, turning your space into a digital gallery.
Cons:
❌ Gesture controls can be inconsistent at times.
❌ No motion sensor, meaning the frame stays on even when you're not around.
Meural WiFi Photo Frame - Digital Art Canvas
If you’re serious about making it, you can't just vibe check your bags—you gotta pay homage to the legends first. Slap this little beast on your desk next to your NFT photo frame and salute before every trade. This isn't just décor — it's a spiritual...
Pros:
✅ Summons peak degen energy before every trade.
✅ Looks elite next to your Netgear Meural flex frame.
✅ Probably brings good luck (or at least good memes).
Cons:
❌ Does not guarantee 100x pumps (believe me, I checked).
❌ You might start making even riskier trades out of pure respect.
Pros:
✅ Summons peak degen energy before every trade.
✅ Looks elite next to your Netgear Meural flex frame.
✅ Probably brings good luck (or at least good memes).
Cons:
❌ Does not guarantee 100x pumps (believe me, I checked).
❌ You might start making even riskier trades out of pure respect.
Wall Street Bets - Diamond Hands Figurine 3D Resin Printed Statue - "to the moon"
Because even degens need a little cuteness in their lives! The Trezor Little Hodler is the perfect plushie companion to keep your trading desk light-hearted during those 24/7 chart-watching sessions. Whether you’re stacking sats or holding through a ...
Pros:
✅ Adorable design – No matter how volatile your portfolio is, the Trezor Little Hodler will always bring a smile to your face.
✅ Great for desk decor – Adds that perfect touch of degen style to your setup, without the constant price fluctuations.
✅ Limited edition – It's a piece of crypto history, baby! You’ll have a collectible to flex on your friends.
✅ Soft and squeezable – When those charts aren’t looking good, give it a squeeze to calm your nerves.
Cons:
❌ Doesn’t hold crypto – Unfortunately, it won’t store your assets (but it will store your love for Trezor).
❌ Not for trading – If you were hoping for some plushie-powered pumps, this won’t help your bags grow. But it'll give you something to hold while waiting for those gains!
Pros:
✅ Adorable design – No matter how volatile your portfolio is, the Trezor Little Hodler will always bring a smile to your face.
✅ Great for desk decor – Adds that perfect touch of degen style to your setup, without the constant price fluctuations.
✅ Limited edition – It's a piece of crypto history, baby! You’ll have a collectible to flex on your friends.
✅ Soft and squeezable – When those charts aren’t looking good, give it a squeeze to calm your nerves.
Cons:
❌ Doesn’t hold crypto – Unfortunately, it won’t store your assets (but it will store your love for Trezor).
❌ Not for trading – If you were hoping for some plushie-powered pumps, this won’t help your bags grow. But it'll give you something to hold while waiting for those gains!
Little Trezor HODLer
In the crypto world, "GM" (Good Morning) isn’t just a greeting — it’s a lifestyle mantra. It’s what you say after surviving another overnight rug pull or waking up to your bags somehow still being worthless. A GM hoodie, sweatshirt, or T-shirt lets e...
Pros:
✅ Universal crypto greeting — no explanation needed.
✅ Works 24/7 because in crypto, time is a social construct.
✅ Pairs perfectly with your 2 a.m. panic-checks of your wallet.
Cons:
❌ You may feel obligated to GM literally everyone you pass.
❌ Normies will just think you're weirdly enthusiastic in the mornings.
Pros:
✅ Universal crypto greeting — no explanation needed.
✅ Works 24/7 because in crypto, time is a social construct.
✅ Pairs perfectly with your 2 a.m. panic-checks of your wallet.
Cons:
❌ You may feel obligated to GM literally everyone you pass.
❌ Normies will just think you're weirdly enthusiastic in the mornings.
GM Sweatshirt / Hoodie / T-shirt
Welcome to the Diamond Hands Club — membership is free, but the emotional damage is priceless. This premium hoodie isn't just warm; it's a battle flag for the soul. When you wear this, you’re telling the world: 👉 "Yes, I watched my portfolio bleed 9...
Pros:
✅ Instant club membership — no secret handshake required.
✅ Thick enough to survive both winter dumps and emotional meltdowns.
✅ Flex without saying a word — other degens will nod in silent respect.
Cons:
❌ Might make you double down on hopeless trades out of pure pride.
❌ Your accountant will be concerned.
Pros:
✅ Instant club membership — no secret handshake required.
✅ Thick enough to survive both winter dumps and emotional meltdowns.
✅ Flex without saying a word — other degens will nod in silent respect.
Cons:
❌ Might make you double down on hopeless trades out of pure pride.
❌ Your accountant will be concerned.
Diamond Hands Club Unisex Hoodie
WAGMI — We’re All Gonna Make It. That simple, iconic phrase is more than just words; it’s the fuel that keeps every degenerate grinding, YOLO-ing, and chasing that next moon mission. Whether you're rocking a WAGMI hoodie, T-shirt, or even sipping fro...
Pros:
✅ Instant confidence boost — because let’s be real, we’re all gonna make it... right?
✅ Ultra-comfortable — perfect for those long trading marathons and endless Reddit deep dives.
✅ Hype machine — get recognized by fellow degens everywhere.
Cons:
❌ May induce FOMO in friends who aren't "in the game."
❌ Somewhat high chance of getting asked what “WAGMI” means by confused normies. (They just don’t get it.)
Pros:
✅ Instant confidence boost — because let’s be real, we’re all gonna make it... right?
✅ Ultra-comfortable — perfect for those long trading marathons and endless Reddit deep dives.
✅ Hype machine — get recognized by fellow degens everywhere.
Cons:
❌ May induce FOMO in friends who aren't "in the game."
❌ Somewhat high chance of getting asked what “WAGMI” means by confused normies. (They just don’t get it.)
WAGMI Apparel
This isn't just a sweatshirt — it's pure astral protection for your portfolio. Rocking the Trippy Illuminati Diamond Hands Sweatshirt lets the world know that you’re not just holding — you’re ascending. The all-seeing eye vibes, mixed with cosmic dri...
Pros:
✅ Summons interdimensional diamond hand energy.
✅ Comfortable enough for 12-hour red candle meditations.
✅ Big "I know something you don't" aura.
Cons:
❌ Might attract conspiracy theorists asking if you’re part of “the real plan.”
❌ Potential side effects: spontaneous leverage.
Pros:
✅ Summons interdimensional diamond hand energy.
✅ Comfortable enough for 12-hour red candle meditations.
✅ Big "I know something you don't" aura.
Cons:
❌ Might attract conspiracy theorists asking if you’re part of “the real plan.”
❌ Potential side effects: spontaneous leverage.
Trippy Illuminati Hands Diamond Lightweight Sweatshirt
This isn't just a hoodie — it's a declaration of war against paper hands and wage slavery. Slip into the WSB Chad Hoodie and instantly level up your alpha aura. Whether you’re slamming Red Bulls at your trading desk or strolling into a crypto confere...
Pros:
✅ Automatic 10% boost to your confidence.
✅ Ultra comfy for all-night degenerate grind sessions.
✅ Lets everyone know you survived the meme wars.
Cons:
❌ Might accidentally attract other degenerates into spontaneous YOLO bets.
❌ No refunds if you moonwalk into an SEC investigation.
Pros:
✅ Automatic 10% boost to your confidence.
✅ Ultra comfy for all-night degenerate grind sessions.
✅ Lets everyone know you survived the meme wars.
Cons:
❌ Might accidentally attract other degenerates into spontaneous YOLO bets.
❌ No refunds if you moonwalk into an SEC investigation.
Wall Street Bets Hoodies & Sweatshirts for Sale
Minimalist? Yes. Subtle flex? Absolutely. This golden outline of the WSB Chad isn't just art — it's a shrine to pure, undiluted degen energy. It whispers to everyone who sees it: 👉 "I've YOLO'd, I've suffered, and I still buy the dip." Perfect for y...
Pros:
✅ Elegant degen flex — classy enough to fool boomers into thinking you’re “refined.”
✅ Subtle homage to the culture that made you.
✅ Pairs like a dream with NFT frames and WSB figurines for the ultimate shrine setup.
Cons:
❌ Might cause you to double your leverage out of pure ego.
❌ Every visitor will ask if you’re “one of those Bitcoin people.”
Pros:
✅ Elegant degen flex — classy enough to fool boomers into thinking you’re “refined.”
✅ Subtle homage to the culture that made you.
✅ Pairs like a dream with NFT frames and WSB figurines for the ultimate shrine setup.
Cons:
❌ Might cause you to double your leverage out of pure ego.
❌ Every visitor will ask if you’re “one of those Bitcoin people.”
WSB Gold Tendies Hoodie