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The Epiflairy
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items "The Epiflairy" is the grand collection of mythological stories that make Ovid's "Metamorphoses" look like Ancient Roman literature.
Sections
8
Book I
Book II
Book III
Talkbacks
Collection
Book I Products
Book I
Book I of “The Epiflairy,” detailing the creation of the universe and all life.
The narrator asks the series' resident muses, the Tots, for inspiration for telling "The Epiflairy."
DoorJam Creations | The Epiflairy: Book I - Invocation
The primordial goddess of nothingness, Cásim, discovers a mysterious golden egg from the void of her rectum. She eventually gets bored with the egg and disposes of it, creating the four main elements in the process.
DoorJam Creations | The Epiflairy: Book I - The Creation
The newly created primordial elements - Uáter, Faír, Èr, and Ürt - all produce other gods asexually.
DoorJam Creations | The Epiflairy: Book I - The Children of the Four Elements
All the newly-created gods, bored out of their minds, decide to have an epic incestuous orgy with one another.
DoorJam Creations | The Epiflairy: Book I - The Theorgy
When the all-encompassing sky Scaîfadér's lust proves to be too dangerous for mother Ürt, a giant turtle named Ürtdaívur arrives out of nowhere to make things right.
DoorJam Creations | The Epiflairy: Book I - Ürtaívur
Two generations of gods - the Fúrst and the Égborn - battle one another for complete control of the cosmos.
DoorJam Creations | The Epiflairy: Book I - The First War of the Gods
The next two generations of deities - the Sècund and the Lest - fight each other to rule over the holy domain Mount Jóli.
DoorJam Creations | The Epiflairy: Book I - The Second War of the Gods
The moon god, Mun, is created, but things start to heat up when he and the sun goddess Sån both lust over rotund Ürt.
DoorJam Creations | The Epiflairy: Book I - Mun
When the Jólian gods first create life, new figures known as the Feìts and Onsîn suddenly appear.
DoorJam Creations | The Epiflairy: Book I - The Feìts and Onsîn
Terrible lizards run the earth, but don't seem to pay much notice to the Jólian gods.
DoorJam Creations | The Epiflairy: Book I - The Age of the Lizards
The gods now create animals, but the same problem as the lizards arises.
DoorJam Creations | The Epiflairy: Book I - Animals
The Jólian gods create human beings after consuming of fluids.
DoorJam Creations | The Epiflairy: Book I - The Dawn of Man
Book II
All-seeing Sån must figure out what to do with humanity after some severe mistreatment from human hotel owner, Suscrofa.
DoorJam Creations | The Epiflairy: Book II - Suscrofa
The inevitable Great Flood chapter finally happens, intending to drown humanity in the raging waters.
DoorJam Creations | The Epiflairy: Book II - The Flood
While the village of Plen is advertised, the last two remaining humans, Stîf and Laîf, are ordered by the gods to copulate and continue the human race. But there's just one issue: the two humans are blood siblings, brother and sister.
DoorJam Creations | The Epiflairy: Book II - Stîf and Laîf
Learn about non-existent funerary practices for people who will also never exist!
DoorJam Creations | The Epiflairy: Book II - The Deification of Nadie
Observe the first ever non-existent burial for a fictional royal in this chapter of "The Epiflairy."
DoorJam Creations | The Epiflairy: Book II - The Ascension of Rulers
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DoorJam Creations | The Epiflairy: Book II - Mummification Tutorial
The crow befriends a holy creature and mourns it after it is killed.
DoorJam Creations | The Epiflairy: Book II - The Crow and Mariposa
The crow doesn't take it too well when Mimidae the hummingbird spots holes in his story.
DoorJam Creations | The Epiflairy: Book II - The Crow and Mimidae
Book III
The goddess of cleanliness, Pîur, punishes the villager Loba for disturbing her while removing an in-grown toenail.
DoorJam Creations | The Epiflairy: Book III - Loba
Faïri's hubris catches up to her as she unknowingly challenges the Tot Ãrt to a fresco-painting contest.
DoorJam Creations | The Epiflairy: Book III - Faïri
The ruler of the underworld, Onsîn, falls in love with the daughter of the harvest, Érmès, and rapes her to his realm. A mission is subsequently made to retrieve the young maiden after vegetation on earth goes horribly wrong.
DoorJam Creations | The Epiflairy: Book III - Érmès and Onsîn
Talkbacks
Talkback for Book I of “The Epiflairy.”
DoorJam Creations | The Epiflairy: Book I Talkback
Talkback for Book II of The Epiflairy.
DoorJam Creations | The Epiflairy: Book II Talkback
Talkback for Book III of "The Epiflairy."
DoorJam Creations | The Epiflairy: Book III Talkback
Collection
Here is the whole collection for Epiflairy products.
The Epiflairy
Book I Products
Zazzle products for Book I of “The Epiflairy.”
In the main illustration for Book I of my collection of pseudo-mythological comedy stories, "The Epiflairy," the primordial goddess Cásim has just gotten bored with the golden egg she discovered from...a nearby hole, while being surrounded by the fou...
The Epiflairy: Book I Case-Mate iPhone Case
In the main illustration for Book I of my collection of pseudo-mythological comedy stories, "The Epiflairy," the primordial goddess Cásim has just gotten bored with the golden egg she discovered from...a nearby hole, while being surrounded by the fou...
The Epiflairy: Book I T-Shirt
In the main illustration for Book I of my collection of pseudo-mythological comedy stories, "The Epiflairy," the primordial goddess Cásim has just gotten bored with the golden egg she discovered from...a nearby hole, while being surrounded by the fou...
The Epiflairy: Book I Mug
In the main illustration for Book I of my collection of pseudo-mythological comedy stories, "The Epiflairy," the primordial goddess Cásim has just gotten bored with the golden egg she discovered from...a nearby hole, while being surrounded by the fou...
The Epiflairy: Book I Tote Bag
In the main illustration for Book I of my collection of pseudo-mythological comedy stories, "The Epiflairy," the primordial goddess Cásim has just gotten bored with the golden egg she discovered from...a nearby hole, while being surrounded by the fou...
The Epiflairy: Book I Mouse Pad
In the main illustration for Book I of my collection of pseudo-mythological comedy stories, "The Epiflairy," the primordial goddess Cásim has just gotten bored with the golden egg she discovered from...a nearby hole, while being surrounded by the fou...
The Epiflairy: Book I Classic Round Sticker
In the main illustration for Book I of my collection of pseudo-mythological comedy stories, "The Epiflairy," the primordial goddess Cásim has just gotten bored with the golden egg she discovered from...a nearby hole, while being surrounded by the fou...
The Epiflairy: Book I Jigsaw Puzzle
Book II Products
Products on Zazzle for Book II of “The Epiflairy.”
This scene, the main image of Book II of "The Epiflairy," happens fairly early on. It shows the rotund mother earth falling victim to the Great Flood of the ocean (the book starts off with the dawn of man, what did you expect would happen?). Original...
The Epiflairy: Book II T-Shirt
This scene, the main image of Book II of "The Epiflairy," happens fairly early on. It shows the rotund mother earth falling victim to the Great Flood of the ocean (the book starts off with the dawn of man, what did you expect would happen?). Original...
The Epiflairy: Book II Puzzle
This scene, the main image of Book II of "The Epiflairy," happens fairly early on. It shows the rotund mother earth falling victim to the Great Flood of the ocean (the book starts off with the dawn of man, what did you expect would happen?). Original...
The Epiflairy: Book II Tote Bag
This scene, the main image of Book II of "The Epiflairy," happens fairly early on. It shows the rotund mother earth falling victim to the Great Flood of the ocean (the book starts off with the dawn of man, what did you expect would happen?). Original...
The Epiflairy: Book II Button
Book III Products
In this rather teal illustration for Book III of the web comedy story series "The Epiflairy," Onsîn, the god of the underworld, abducts fair-haired Érmès, daughter of Fúrtel, into his lair, also named Onsîn.
The Epiflairy Book III T-Shirt | Zazzle
In this rather teal illustration for Book III of the web comedy story series "The Epiflairy," Onsîn, the god of the underworld, abducts fair-haired Érmès, daughter of Fúrtel, into his lair, also named Onsîn.
The Epiflairy Book III T Shirt
In this rather teal illustration for Book III of the web comedy story series "The Epiflairy," Onsîn, the god of the underworld, abducts fair-haired Érmès, daughter of Fúrtel, into his lair, also named Onsîn.
The Epiflairy Book III Tote Bag
In this rather teal illustration for Book III of the web comedy story series "The Epiflairy," Onsîn, the god of the underworld, abducts fair-haired Érmès, daughter of Fúrtel, into his lair, also named Onsîn.
The Epiflairy: Book III Jigsaw Puzzle
In this rather teal illustration for Book III of the web comedy story series "The Epiflairy," Onsîn, the god of the underworld, abducts fair-haired Érmès, daughter of Fúrtel, into his lair, also named Onsîn.
The Epiflairy Book III Coffee Mug - Zazzle
In this rather teal illustration for Book III of the web comedy story series "The Epiflairy," Onsîn, the god of the underworld, abducts fair-haired Érmès, daughter of Fúrtel, into his lair, also named Onsîn.
The Epiflairy Book III Coffee Mug Set
In this rather teal illustration for Book III of the web comedy story series "The Epiflairy," Onsîn, the god of the underworld, abducts fair-haired Érmès, daughter of Fúrtel, into his lair, also named Onsîn.
The Epiflairy Book III Grocery Bag - Zazzle