Every time I think I’ve seen it all, the internet throws another inflatable unicorn horn at me. This list is full of the bizarre who asked for this thing things. This is what happens when you mix late night scrolling with cats who already think they’... And they are WEIRD.
This not a baby toy. This is a toy for cats. Your cat is your baby.
Interactive Cat Activity Center with Toys & Mat
Let me ask you this. Does this seem like a toy most cats would enjoy? Because I'm thinking NONE of my cats will even come near this thing. They like to drink water and knock it over. But this…?
Cat Pool Toy
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Can't seem to wrap my head around this one. It's a cutter. Shaped like a cat. For slicing cardboard. So you can make a cat scratcher. I dont get it?
Cardboard Cutter for Cat Scratchers
Is this an actual thing that people are doing? They are putting their cat whiskers on magnets on the fridge?
Wool Cat Refrigerator Magnet
Cigarette toys for cats. Is this where we've gone to as a cat loving society? Fine! I bought a cigar. Who am I to judge. But I knew they'd love it and arent cigars healthier than cigarettes?
3 Pack Catnip Toys for Cats
I have so many questions.
1. Why a vase? 2. Why are we putting CAT WHISKERS in a vase? 3. Why does the vase look like a crazy, drunk cat? 4. And most importantly: WHY are we putting CAT WHISKERS in a vase?
Mini Vase for Cat Whiskers
This is a see through glass jar…to put cat whiskers in. Does amazon now think that I'm a serial killer…a cat serial killer, obviously.
Cat Whisker Jar
It's an INFLATABLE unicorn horn. What am I missing? (Besides the horn, I mean.) The package states that cats love it. AND the advert has a picture of a human wearing it.
Accoutrements Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats
For crazy cat ladies AND lovers. This is a thing that was made and that people purchased. With money they earned at their jobs, I assume.
Archie McPhee Boy Band Cats - Set of 4 Soft Vinyl Figures for Crazy Cat Ladies & Lovers
I feel tanks for kitten are unsafe. BUT look at this adorable kitten. It's paper. It's a paper tank for kittens. I don't know what I'm doing with my life.
Tank Cat House
I know it's just a gift box. But I also know that someone, right now, somewhere, wants this cat hat. For reals. It's probably you!
Cat Hat, Wrap Your Real Present in a Funny Authentic Prank-O Gag Present Box
No one told me we were supposed to blow bubbles for our cats. Can our kids play with these too because you know they will whether we want them to or not. The good thing is they will spill it in about three minutes and we can go back inside.
Kitty Love Bubbles, Catnip Scented Bubbles
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KNIVES. *Gasp. My cat is playing with knives. These are really just my cats being adorable so I included it here. But KNIVES.
What Happens When Cats Get Halloween Toys? #catnip #catvideos
He could and he did. I dont know why someone made a crochet cat collar. But I had to put it on my cat. And now you get to see it too.
Can My Cat Rock This Cute Handmade Collar?
I'm out of words. Speechless. Wait, something popped into my mind. Someone made this. That's all I've got.
Motivational Swearing CATS: stress relief, relaxation and motivation | coloring book for adults
This is by far, the weirdest thing on this list. Yes, even weirder than whiskers in a vase. I dont know what kind of person crafts with HAIR.
Crafting with Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts to Make with Your Cat
Firstly, what's going on with this cat? I'm scared for it. And secondly, really?
SUCK UK Scratch Synth Cat Toy
It's an autobiography my cat leo wrote, I'm sure.
I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats|Hardcover
This cat is quite a distinguished gentleman. And look at his pool table. Cats can't actually play pool so this doesnt make sense beyond taking a really cute picture. But still. I really want it.