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Hotel door locks are not built with toddlers in mind. After my son figured out how to pull down a lever handle at 14 months, I started packing backup locks for every trip.
















Hotel outlets sit at perfect baby-finger height. I learned this when I caught my son poking a paper clip toward one during our first family trip.














Pitch-black hotel rooms are a nightmare when you need to check on the baby at 3am without tripping over a suitcase.
















Open floor plans in suites sound great until your crawler discovers the kitchen area has a trash can full of interesting things.
















Hotel furniture has the sharpest corners known to mankind. Glass coffee tables, wooden nightstands, and desks all sit at exactly forehead height for a new walker.
















Hotel walls are thicker than your house. I found that out when I couldn't hear my son crying from the bathroom fifteen feet away.
















My toddler opened a hotel nightstand drawer and found a Bible, a pen, and a bottle opener within thirty seconds of checking in. That was enough for me.














Hotel cribs are a coin flip. Sometimes you get a decent pack-n-play, sometimes you get a rusty metal frame from 1997.
















Hotel bathrooms have hard tile floors, slippery tubs, and faucets that go from cold to scalding with no warning. I baby-proofed ours after a near-slip on night one.
















Finding a pharmacy at 10pm in an unfamiliar city with a feverish baby is not an experience I want to repeat.
















I don't trust hotel cleaning crews to baby-proof their work. Remote controls, light switches, and carpet edges all go straight into my toddler's mouth.
















These are the random things I didn't think to pack until I needed them desperately at 11pm in a hotel room with a cranky toddler.













