Whether you're conquering deadlines, chasing dreams, or just trying to remember if you already reheated your coffee—this list is for you. These are the ride-or-die essentials that keep busy gals functioning (or at least appearing functional). From ch...
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Treat Yo Self
Because your armpits aren't the only place sweating through this summer. This stuff works…like, actually works. A full body deodorant that keeps you fresh *everywhere* (Yes, THERE too).
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Because sometimes coffee isn’t enough and actual water feels like a scam. This stuff hydrates you fast, tastes like you're making responsible choices, and might just trick your body into functioning like a human again. Bonus: it comes in ✨flavors✨. E...
Best Sports Nutrition Electrolyte Drinks
Protect your pout while looking incredibly chill. Hydrating, clear, and sun-smart—this 3-pack is basically lip insurance for your hot-mess energy.
Original SPF 30 Sunscreen Lip Balm 3-Pack
Because sometimes the brain won’t shut up and you just need a gentle go the heck to sleep button. These melatonin gummies taste like candy and hit like a bedtime lullaby. Works great for night owls, overthinkers, and people who accidentally drank cof...
Melatonin 20mg Gummies Adults 120 Count
Pop it in the fridge and pretend you don’t have 47 things on your to-do list. Great for puffy eyes, stress migraines, or those I swear I’m fine days. Bonus: looks fancy enough to trick your brain into relaxing.
Cooling Eye Mask
One ingedient only: fruit. Keeps your blood sugar friendly and makes your bag smell like a picnic.
Fruit Bars
Weapons of Function
These are the tools that keep my life semi-functional when my schedule looks like a crime scene. Lifesavers that keep me going, whether I'm commuting, multitasking, or pretending I didn't forget that meeting again (so much for that planner…)
Apparently, drinking water is “important” or whatever. This bottle helps me pretend I have my life together while silently judging me from the passenger seat when I don’t use it.
Insulated & Stainless Steel Water Bottles
Paper or digital, I like to pretend to have my life in order. This is the planner that keeps my brain from imploding. With simple layouts, monthly and weekly spreads, and space for actual to-dos.
2025-2026 Blue Sky Planners
For when you want crystal-clear sound and zero interruptions from the outside world (or your own thoughts). Perfect for focus, escapism, and ignoring responsibilities in style.
Wireless Earbuds & Bluetooth Earbuds
Because carrying a purse and the weight of your responsibilities is too much. This crossbody keeps your hands free for coffee, texting, or dramatic gestures. Bonus: you’ll always know where your phone, gum, and emotional support lip balm are.
Crossbody Bags With Pockets
Because your charger shouldn’t look like it’s trying to strangle your headphones. This little lifesaver keeps cords untangled, organized, and slightly less feral—just like you (on a good day).
Cord Organizer
Because nothing derails a productive day like a 2% battery warning. This portable charger is slim, fast, and basically a lifeline when you're juggling work, errands, and “just five more minutes” of screen time. Keep it in your bag—future you will say...
Portable Charger
Hand sanitizer, but make it bougie. Touchland smells amazing, looks chic, and doesn’t leave your hands feeling like you just wrestled with a bottle of vodka. A little luxury that lives in your bag and says, “Yes, I’m clean and cute.”