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Amazon Finds That Are...Different
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items These Amazon finds are weird in the best way. For the person who answers the question, “Why do you have this?” with “Why not?” or for that adult in your life that you suspect might be actually three kids in a trenchcoat. Also great for white elephant...
A 6-piece ceramic set of stackable plates in a Hamburger design. Microwave and dishwasher safe.
Stackable Hamburger Plate Set
Coming in a rainbow of colors and smelling of pine, this middle finger candle is sure to make your inner child giggle with immature delight.
Middle Finger Scented Candle
These adorable socks have big eyes and magnets in their hands. Wear a pair with your significant other and hold all the hands! Hand wash only.
Smilelife 2 Pairs Magnetic Holding Hands Socks
It's that t-shit your one aunt or grandma used to wear to yard sales on the weekends, with the cats faces in the front and their butt-holes in the back, but coasters.
Cat Butt Drink Coasters
The popular face wash head band with stalk eyes at the top. So unnecessary, but so fun!
Snail/Alien Eyes Face Wash Headband
I love Fred. I have purchased and loved so many of their products over the years and I never regret a purchase. Life in a dumpster fire. Lean into it.
Fred DESK DUMPSTER Pencil Holder & Notes
If you haven't seen this blanket before then I envy the life you lead. This tortilla blanket is flannel and double sided. Also available in chocolate chip cookie, waffle and pepperoni pizza.
Tortilla Throw Blanket 2.0
A 90-page gag gift notebook with a self-help cover that lets everyone around you know, yes you have a problem, but you're working on it.
Overcoming Tentacle Porn Addiction Notebook
The most fun you've ever had while forming hemroids.
Potty Fisher Toilet Game
52-pages of weed related cartoons to color while winding down from your stressful day of being an adult and getting shit done.
Freshly Gardened: Cute & Trippy Stoner Book
A 72-page adult coloring book full of creative profanity. Color more, stress less.
Unhinged Swear Word Coloring Book
I love me some pickles, but pickle band-aids? This 24 count box of novelty band-aids are latex free and they also come in bacon, and eggplant and peach emojis, along with various others.
Pickle Shaped Self Adhesive Bandage
Do you remember the 3 wolf moon t-shirt? Oh what a whimsical time to be alive! Today it has spawned several contenders for the spot of weird 3 moon subjects, including but not limited to: shrimp, possums and raccoons. The 3 Granny Moon shirt just hit...
Three Granny Moon | 3 Old Ladies Howling T-Shirt
…they have little puffy balls. These are so weird and yet somehow so cute >_<!
Cat Socks with Balls
For that person in your life who lacks the capacity for embarrassment, here's a hairy beer belly fanny pack. There are several sellers and many different options.
Beer Belly Waist Pack
I struggle to get how this is a thing. I mean, I love Dr. Pepper as much as the next mouse, but who is buying an almost $30 Dr. Pepper candle?!?! I'm just curious.
Doctor Pepper Candle
Comes in a small 10' or a large 16'. Elevate your next gathering. The gals coming over to watch the latest episode of that show you all love? You know what that night is missing. The gays getting together for scrabble night? This calls to you. The gu...
Phallic charcuterie board
Honor a loved one in one of the weirdest ways possible by plastering their face all over your clothing. Or help someone always know which socks are theirs by literally putting their face on them.
Customizable Face Socks
The shart survival kit includes wet wipes, disposable underwear, tissue, and an “I survived” badge. I don't know what would be better, to get this for someone as a gift or to get it and have it in your bag for a friend in an emergency…shart happens. ...
Shart Survival Kit
Another blank notebook to get awkward stares from strangers.
Anal Bleaching Guide: Step-by-Step Notebook
That gift everyone needs at some point in their life. Great for a white elephant gift at work.
Poop Knife
Because I'm clearly feeling some potty humor today: here's a crocheted inspirational poo with a note that says, “In a world full of turds, be the one that sparkles”.
Inspirational Poo
Keeping the potty humor going with some ceramic urinal shot glasses.
1.5oz Ceramic Urinal Shot Glasses (Set of 2)
A festive 16-pack of light up beard ornaments. Can also be used in hair and beards.
Beardaments Light-Up Beard Ornaments
Why burden the arms to hold an umbrella when you can just strap it to your head? It's not like most rain also comes with strong winds or anything…
Umbrella Hat