Hydration. Violence. Bubbles. Ranked by a college girlie who drinks these like personality traits — because honestly, nothing says “I’m spiraling but still kinda thriving” like crushing Mango Chainsaw during a 9AM.
Tastes like an orange mid-interrogation — zesty, stressed, and a little unhinged. Citrus with a record. For when you wanna feel fresh and smarter than a fed.
Liquid Death Squeezed To Death - 8pk/19.2 Fl Oz Cans
Tastes like evidence — bold, a little bitter, and definitely hiding something.
Perfect for when you're outlining a case and silently judging everyone in your group project.
Liquid Death Severed Lime Sparkling Water - 6pk/12 fl oz Cans
Dark cherry meets Dr. Pepper with a slightly sinister twist.
Liquid Death Doctor Death Sparkling Water - 6pk/12 fl oz Cans
Classic cola with a fizzy bubblegum twist — sweet, dark, and just a little suspicious.
Liquid Death Killer Cola Sparkling Water - 6pk/12 fl oz Cans
Dark cherry with a twist of lemon — like cherry cola stripped of the cola and dressed for a eulogy.
Liquid Death Cherry Obituary Sparkling Water - 6pk/12 fl oz Cans
Earthy green tea with a slightly sweet finish
Liquid Death Grim Leafer Tea - 19.2 Fl Oz Can
Light peach tea with mellow sweetness and chill vibes
Liquid Death Rest In Peach Tea - 19.2 Fl Oz Can
Green tea and fresh watermelon juice with a hint of paprika heat and a sneaky lime twist.
Liquid Death Green Guillotine Tea - 6pk/12 fl oz Cans
Sweet iced tea with a subtle smoky bite that sneaks up on you.
Liquid Death Sweet Reaper Tea - 6pk/12 fl oz Cans
Classic root beer with a spicy, smoky kick that’s anything but sweet innocence.
Liquid Death Rootbeer Wrath Sparkling Water - 6pk/12 fl oz Cans
Tart blueberry with a sharp fizzy edge and a hint of pomegranate tang.
Liquid Death Blueberry Buzzsaw Tea - 6pk/12 fl oz Cans
Pure mountain water with sharp, clean carbonation — nothing extra, all killer.
Liquid Death Sparkling Mountain Water - 6pk/12 fl oz Cans
Pure, crisp mountain water — no bubbles, no distractions.
Liquid Death Mountain Water - 6pk/12 fl oz Cans
Deep, dark berry with a bold, slightly sinister twist.
Liquid Death Slaughter Berry Tea - 6pk/12 fl oz Cans