After 40 years of trying literally everything on the market, here are my game changers, secret potions, and fun ways to take care of your skin, hair, face, and getting a full beat or a little baby beat for every day and beyond.
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Korean Products
Tools4U
Scent Scape 👃
Hairbear
OldiesGoodies
FacePlace
Korean Products
Latest in the Korean shmears and goops
If you want the OG, it's on sale! Seriously cannot live without this stuff
*Bestseller* Raw Sauce "Hydrating Essence" 150ML / 40ML
Dupe for Raw Sauce May Coop
numbuzin - No. 3 Super Glowing Essence Toner | YesStyle
APRIL SKIN - Carrotene IPMP Hydromelt Cleansing Balm | YesStyle
Tools4U
Tools for the shmears and goops
If it’s good enough for Hailey Bieber it’s good enough for you
medicube Age-R Booster Pro Pink 6-IN-1
Freak out your family and tighten your skin at the same time
Shark CryoGlow LED Face Mask w/ Cooling
Scent Scape 👃
If you aren't thinking about your scent story you're already behind
I'm an Amber girlie- keep it earthy, embrace the inner Virgo
Ellis Brooklyn Eau De Parfum
SexBomb 💣
Sex Bomb | Body Sprays | Lush Cosmetics
My only one true scent love
Amber Perfume Oil Roll-On Alcohol Free 10ml
I cannot say enough about how delicious this smells…it feels like Stevie Knicks bottled and sprayed, so sexy
Laurel Canyon, 1966 | Thin Wild Mercury | Los Angeles
More of a body spray than a perfume--it's lighter--think of it like the “I can't believe it's not butter” of Santal
Salt & Stone Signature Scent Duo: Deodorant & Body Mist
Smells exactly like Bali to me--really soft and sweet notes of Neroli. Its truly like a body splash, mostly water, leaves just a trace of scent but wears so beautifully underneath almost any scent 🍊🌸🪷🌿
If they've been around for 40+ years, they probably know what they're doing
The only facial cleanser that identifies as queer
Ultra Facial Cleanser
The avocado is extra
Avocado Eye Cream
This shit works
Midnight Recovery Eye
I'm turning 40, but using this has allowed me to pass as a 25 year old for the last 15 years (**this statement has not been evaluated by the FDA or your mom)
Midnight Recovery Concentrate Moisturizing Face Oil
FacePlace
Products to make your face glowy and have people say “No way you're in your 40's?!” 🤩🤩
Worth the bucks🤑
Alpha Beta® Universal Daily Peel Pads
The girls that get it, get it
Silk Pillowcase - Standard/Queen
Heading into winter this is my secret weapon for super moisture and retinol without the gnarly side effects
Intensive Repair Cream
Forget any other exfoliator--this is top tier…and it's so satisfying in the grossest way
FIRMx Exfoliating Peeling Gel - Peter Thomas Roth | Ulta Beauty
Many have tried but there is no substitution
Glowscreen SPF 40
Makeup The Difference
I've gone into debt to try all these products over the years, so you don't have to 💄💋 ⬇️Only repeat winners live here⬇️
Truly the best eyeliner for the goths, emos and glamdolls
Stay All Day® Waterproof Liquid Eye Liner - Micro Tip
Some people swear by OS setting spray, but this is forever my girl
Original Soothing Herbal Prep + Prime Fix+ Primer and Setting Spray - MAC | Ulta Beauty
Lasts FOREVER--will probably only have to buy 1 in your lifetime and covers greys and peekthrough scalp spots. For dark hair this is a lifesaver
Medium Brown Root Cover Up Powder - Color Wow | Ulta Beauty
Duperoonis, Deals and Staying Glam on a Budgey
Shout out Nina Poole (if you don't know her, shame on you). With so many options, you'll get through lean seasons still looking fly. Save a 💰, put it in your Roth 💰
Dupe for Peter Thomas Roth and Kiehls Hydra Serum…I absolutely adore this brand. CocoKinda Obsessed
Cocokind electrolyte water cream
Okay, don't make me regret sharing this---it is a miracle product and even BETTER then the Peter Thomas Roth peeling gel, and literally a fraction of the price. Girls don't gatekeep but girls also don't ruin a good thing. Best exfoliator in the game,...
SKINFOOD Pineapple Peeling Gel 100ml AHA
I know there was a whole tiktok controversy with this product, but hand to Hecate, it's the best mascara I've ever used.
Black Telescopic Original Waterproof Mascara - L'Oréal | Ulta Beauty
