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Say it like it is (even if your timing isn’t perfect). Designed for people who appreciate sarcasm, humor, and keeping it real.
I'm not rude. I'm just honest with bad timing. by almost-rude-threads
Introvert humor. We are all powered by snacks and solitude.
Introvert: Powered by Snacks and Solitude by almost-rude-threads
A bold declaration for anyone who’s done explaining themselves—this tee says it so you don’t have to. Perfect for introverts, sass queens, and anyone who’s mastered the art of the unbothered.
Not Interested by almost-rude-threads
For those days when patience packed up and left—this tee is your official warning label. Equal parts cozy and chaotic, it’s perfect for anyone who needs just five more minutes of peace before they snap.
Shhh my last nerve is napping by almost-rude-threads
A little salty, a little sweet—this tee celebrates the two things you never leave home without. Perfect for anyone who holds a grudge like a trophy and snacks like a pro.
Grudges & Snacks by almost-rude-threads
Fueled by sass and snack breaks, this tee is a whole mood for the chronically witty. Ideal for anyone whose energy source is equal parts eye-rolls and cheese puffs.
Powered By Sarcasm & Snacks by almost-rude-threads
No words, no drama—just pure, unbothered energy. This tee is for anyone who knows that silence speaks louder than nonsense.
Silence is a response by almost-rude-threads
Flirting with offense but keeping it fun—this tee walks the line with unapologetic charm. Ideal for anyone whose vibe is spicy, snarky, and just shy of crossing it.
Almost Rude by almost-rude-threads
Serving sass with legendary status—this tee is for the bold, the brilliant, and the barely polite. “Almost Rude but iconic” isn’t just a vibe, it’s a lifestyle.