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Bring the chaos and the cheer with this hilariously honest holiday hoodie. Featuring the phrase “Tinsel in my hair, rage in my heart” and soft pastel Christmas trees, this cozy white hoodie is perfect for anyone balancing holiday spirit with just a t...
Tinsel in My Hair, Rage in My Heart Hoodie
Because not everyone is feeling fa la la fabulous this year. Our “Fa la la la nope” hoodie perfectly captures the festive mood… with just enough sarcasm to make it merry. Featuring bold red text and a string of vintage-style Christmas lights, this co...
Fa La La La Nope Hoodie
Keep the holiday spirits high (literally 🍻). Our “Too Lit to Quit” Christmas hoodie is made for those who bring the cheer — and maybe a little chaos — to every party. Featuring a festive wreath design with ornaments, stockings, holly, and two frosty...
Too Lit to Quit Christmas Hoodie
For those who bring vibes, not carols. Our “Zero Fa La La’s Given” hoodie is the ultimate holiday mood — featuring cute owls, dangling ornaments, and a healthy dose of festive apathy. It’s perfect for anyone who loves Christmas… but on their own term...
Zero Fa La Las Given Hoodie | Sassy Christmas
Because some people deserve a little sweet ‘n spicy energy this season 😏 Our “Kiss My Candy Cane” hoodie features a mischievous little monster ready to steal hearts (and maybe your candy stash). With a playful design and a bold attitude, this hoodie...
Kiss My Candy Cane Hoodie | Naughty Christmas Gift
Get into the holiday spirit with this cozy “Eat, Drink, and Be Merry” hoodie — the perfect mix of festive cheer and laid-back comfort! Whether you’re sipping cocoa by the fire, hosting a holiday party, or wrapping gifts last minute (we’ve all been th...
Eat, Drink, and Be Merry Hoodie | Festive Christmas Sweatshirt