Every good plant parent has murdered a plant or six. This section is for avoiding repeat crimes. These tools help your foliage survive your chaos—including hydration fails, lighting flops, and the classic “oh sh*t I forgot” moments.
Plant care that doesn’t assume you’ve got a working memory or executive function on tap. These are the no-thought-required, dopamine-friendly tools that make plant parenting doable even when your brain is in full chaos mode. Low effort, high impact, ...
For the forgetful, the burnt-out, and the “oops-I-didn’t-water-you-for-three-weeks” crowd. These ride-or-die plants thrive on neglect, tolerate chaos, and won’t ghost you after one missed watering. Built for the neurodivergent soul who wants jungle v...
If you’re still using whatever soil came in the pot—stop. These are the budget-friendly mixes and amendments that actually work and won’t turn your plant babies into swamp zombies.
For when you can’t stop, won’t stop turning one plant into twelve. This section covers everything you need to make baby plants on a budget—jars, tools, and hacks included.