Because I don’t always do the most… but I’ll never do the least. Here’s everything I slap on my face, body, and soul when I want to look like I’ve slept, even though I haven’t. Cheap(ish), effective, and borderline essential.
$20 for endless compliments don't mind if I do! A little goes a long way with this one…It's soft, clean, and somehow makes you smell like you actually have your life together. ✅TSA approved ✅Fits in your Coach Tabby 12 ✅Won't leak on your rent check.
Amber Fragrance Oil
NYX is THAT GIRL… and so am I , so obviously we go hand in hand. I can't live without a gloss, and this one? She's feeding my delusions in the best way. Smooth, shiny , not sticky, and costs less than your iced coffee order. I dint' expect much.. and...
She Got Money Butter Gloss Bling Non-Sticky Lip Gloss - NYX Professional ...
We LOVE a versatile queen. Sure, it's supposed to be a toner… but I use it as deodorant, dry scalp savior, and a reminder that maybe on day I'll have a skincare routine that exists. Not a want . Not a splurge. A NEED… even if your life's in shambles.
Glycolic Acid 7% Exfoliating Toner
Thirsty face? Feeling like SpongeBob?
I DOOO NEED IT!
Supergoop is that reliable friend who keeps your face dewy, glowing, and protected—even if your only plan is to buy snacks for Love Island night.
Supergoop!
I’m just as obsessed with vampires as the next girl.
And sure, maybe I can’t pull off that porcelain, immortal skin…
But sexy, blood-stained lips? Absolutely.
This stain gives fresh bite energy—it’s flushed, a little dangerous, and costs about the s...
ULTA Beauty Collection - Sangria Splash Weightless Water Lip Stain
Okay, I’m a lip gloss connoisseur (read: it’s the only thing I know how to apply).
Hot Chocolit has my heart, but Lavender Savage called my name—and I answered.
Juicy. Spicy. No-care-credit-needed level plump.
Lip fillers? No. Lip fantasy? Absolutel...
It’s hard out here, but let’s—for once—follow directions.
Emphasis on DAILY. As in: get up, wash your face, and slap this on like your rent depends on it.
No weird side effects, no 12-step chart, no skin panic—just simple hydration for my emotionally...
Deep Hydration Moisturizing Cream - Skincare
Okay, maybe I don’t have a 10-step skincare routine, and maybe I’ll look 40 at 40. But like everything else in life, we do the bare minimum and hope for the best.
This is that minimum.
Gentle, no drama, and honestly? My skin loves it.
Yes girl, you ...
Acne Control Cleanser | Salicylic Acid Treatment
Somehow ends up in your basket every single time you go to Ulta. Do I regret it? Never.
I collect these like Infinity Stones and this month’s vibe is pink. Smells like summer, feels like self-worth, and makes your skin smoother than the lies you tell...
pink hibiscus shea sugar scrub
Yes, my pockets are dry… but my curls won’t be.
I tried to cheat on her with an $8 cream. It didn’t end well.
This is the one I splurge on, especially in the summer—when my hair is dryer than my DMs.
$27 for bounce, shine, and the illusion that I ha...
Weightless Air Dry Cream
Another product that just… appears in my cart like a divine intervention.
Stick it on and pretend like you’re not spiraling. Works for your face, your friend, your situationship.
A staple. A savior. A must-have.
Because no one is immune. Not even yo...