As the title says. It's cool to, ya know, like, go to PLACES and do, what are those called?, oh yeah, THINGS. So here's where I sometimes abscond to. My lady and I are bit of homebodies so we choose very special places only, and hence I only put plac...
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Places for things that don't go directly in your piehole
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Food, Liquids (including Coffee), Biteables, and Nuggets
Food. Ya know? It's sick. Coffee, vegan, protein, pan-Asian…..I'm a simple man with simple needs.
me and my lady go here at least once a week on average. It's open from 5am to 1am. That's right. How fuckin crazy is that. Amazing lattes, americanos, Yemeni specialties, and they even have a vegan dessert option for my hippie ass
Ever since Montclair Vegan took a hike, Brick City is actually better in many ways. Guilty pleasure comfort food that makes you feel like a kid again, happy as a clam and warm and cozy inside. Yummers
Brick City Vegan Montclair
I do marketing for this cafe, but I'm still unbiased. How do I know? I wrote an insanely positive review for them BEFORE I worked for them. The best espresso in Morristown
LOKL Cafe Morristown
The most vegan-friendly diner there is, more or less. Check out the “healthy eater” list on the menu or whatever the frick it's called. And get ready for rice!
Nevada Diner Restaurant
Beautiful, cozy, epic, diverse, chill, with amazing food, solid coffee and other sips, plus when some POS threw a rock through the front window because of a pride flag, the owner went on IG and said, in essence, “go fuck yourself you bigot piece of s...
Harper's Cafe
I mean where else can you get a frickin HUMONGOUS 44ounce smoothie for anything less than, say, 20 bucks? Nowhere. And here it's closer to 15.
Smoothie King
Great vegan options, and BRIGHT DELIGHTFUL flavors that are revelatory to the uninitiated. Don't go to that poke hellhole over on Park St. That one SUCKS. This one is where it's at. Fresher, bigger, better, spicier. Plus they have ramen. I haven't tr...
Proven Poke Co
Generally speaking, it's friggin sick. Occasionally some dunderhead will place a mini-watermelon on top of a small, delicate Autalfo mango, essentially ruining it. But when crap like this happens, you just let misfits know and they refund it immediat...
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Places for things that don't go directly in your piehole
I don't recommend assisted stretching for most people. But if a person is "stiff" and doesn't want to spend $$$ on massage, it can be a useful alternative.
StretchLab Morristown | Stretch Studios
I got some really killer marble coasters here. Jerry is a nice person who knows the frick he's talking about. This is definitely the kind of place I'm going to shop at more when I move out of my parents' house.
Jerry's Antiques & Estate Sales
Convenience Stores
Why this place? Pretty much every energy drink flavor ever, specifically: Monster, Ghost, Bang, C4, Celsius (which I don't really drink), Red Bull, Alani, and even some totally random ones you never/rarely see, like Cocaine, FirstPhorm, Gorilla (NOT ...