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The wind off Bass Strait hit me like a wall. I was wearing a regular hoodie and genuinely considered leaving early. These layers fixed that problem on my second visit.
















The penguins come ashore at dusk and they're small. Like, surprisingly small. Without optics you're squinting at dark blobs waddling up a beach.
















Flash photography is banned at the Penguin Parade. No exceptions. So if your camera can't handle low light, you're going home with nothing but dark smears.
















My phone died 40 minutes into the parade because cold weather drains batteries fast. I stood there in the dark with a dead screen while penguins waddled past.
















The boardwalk paths are uneven in spots and sometimes damp from sea spray. I wore sneakers and slipped twice walking back in the dark. Not fun.
















The parade starts at sunset so you have a full day to fill. I wasted my first visit sitting in a cafe for hours because I didn't plan ahead. Don't do that.
















There's a cafe at the Penguin Parade visitor centre but it closes early and the options are limited. I was starving by 9pm and everything nearby was shut.
















I bought general admission and ended up in the back row squinting. Second time I upgraded and it was a completely different experience. Ticket choice matters more than you think.














It's about a two-hour drive from Melbourne CBD to the parade. Sounds short until you're doing it after dark on winding roads, exhausted and cold. Prepare the car too.
















The gift shop at the visitor centre is actually decent, not just cheap junk. I picked up a few things that people back home genuinely loved instead of shoving in a drawer.












