Because life isn’t about being perfectly organized… it’s about looking cute while everything around you is a little unhinged. This is my personal starter pack for living in ✨soft chaos✨, equal parts cozy, petty, and pretty.
Sections
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Hydration, but Dramatic
Organized-ish
Cozy Chaos
Petty but Pretty
Comfort Is King
Hydration, but Dramatic
Glittery reusable straws for ✨vibe enhancement.
Glitter Clear + Aqua Reusable Straw Set
Any type of giant water bottle (because if I don’t lug around a half-gallon of water, will I even drink any?)
Giant Water Bottle
Organized-ish
Sticky notes in 7 colors (because one list is never enough).
Sticky Notes
Cute spiral notebook that I’ll fill halfway, abandon, and then rediscover three months later.
Spiral Notebooks - 100% Recycled Paper - Made in USA - Decomposition
Clicky pens with charms (bonus if they’re true crime themed).
True Crime Beaded Pens
Cozy Chaos
Candle that smells like a bakery AND a forest (pick a lane? absolutely not).
Cinna Bakery
B&BW Wallflowers for when I want instant cozy without striking a match.
Wallflowers Fragrance Plugs & Scent Refills
Essential oil diffuser from my woo woo stash.
Essential Oil Diffuser
Petty but Pretty
Red lipstick I never wear but always swatch just to intimidate my enemies.
Jeffree Star Velour Liquid Lipstick - Redrum
Perfume that says ‘I’m not mad, just aware.’
Juliette Has A Gun Not A Perfume EDP 3.3oz
A sparkly highlighter for looking alive even when I’m not.
Roses In The Wall Light Lock Highlight Fluid - about-face
Comfort Is King
Oversized throw blanket (the kind that swallows you whole).
ALL XL THROW BLANKETS
Slippers that are ugly-cute (crocs, I love you forever).
Indoor Slippers: Cozy & Comfortable House Shoes
Weighted lap pillow for scrolling TikTok like it’s a job.
