You become the star in this very adult board book! We dare you to try to make it through the (w)hole book without laughing!!! Can you?
Penis Pokey - Books
Do you wish your partner took you out to eat more often?
Are you trying to figure out a nice way to tell them?
If so, buy this book for them!
You won't be disappointed.
Eating Out - Books
delightfully cheeky picture-book parody that flips the comfort-food nostalgia of classic children's stories into a sizzling, adults-only feast.
Eating Out (Lyndsey and Jason) - Books
It's a parody of children's books in which a kid, Joey, introduces you to all the people close to him. At times it's sad. At times it's poignant. At times, you'll learn exactly why this is not a kid's book. Come learn about all the members
This Is Not A Kid's Book: Meet My Family
Jimmy, a loving and caring boy who seeks out an adventure to help a homeless bum get a hotdog.
Bums Love Hotdogs by Caldwell & Dean
tongue in cheek innuendos to make ADULTS laugh (because adults are allowed to laugh at silly things) Right?
Rosie: A Girls' Bestfriend
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It's a parody of children's books. Seriously, it's not for the kids. It's definitely not something they should see. The parents will love it, though.
This Is Not A Kid's Book - My Weekend With Grandma
Perfect as a gag gift, bachelor party read-aloud, or wildly inappropriate conversation piece
Charlie's Chocolate Starfish - Books
Oh, great. Nothing lifts the spirits quite like knowing someone else is suffering more, right?
People Who Have It Worse Than You: Biegun, Spencer
Parent’s who's been through the rigors of an infant invasion knows that the real poop, er, scoop, rarely gets recorded in those precious little keepsake books. After all, those books don't cover all the really gross and fascinating stuff that makes p...
The Inappropriate Baby Book: Gross Memories
The innocent, little, cute story will get you to spend all day listening and laughing.
Would You Like to Play With My Ass?
Both hilarious and touching in equal measure, How to Have the Best Rex Life is the perfect gift for bridal showers, girls night, white elephant parties and rituals commemorating the births of strange, distant cousins
How to Have the Best Rex Life: Funny Book
The juvenile humor of this book will appeal to only the most immature readers and is virtually guaranteed to repel and offend nearly everyone else. It is also wildly inappropriate for young children. Parents: Consider yourselves warned!
Mr. Nuts and Mr. Balls - Books
heartwarming tale that teaches us about friendship, exploration, and overcoming your fears to try new things.
The Golden Shower (The Pen Fifteen Club) - Books
Adults only. Not a children’s book…
Grand Daddy Cleveland
Takes you on an epic and happy adventure you won't soon forget. And remember, if life gives you too many troubles, just change your entire identity and move to Tibet!
The Adventures of Herc Hunt 2nd Edition - Books
For the aspiring occultist, exorcist, necromance and more
My Little Occult Book Club: A Creepy Collection
Follows the journey of Vern the Sperm. His journey is a wild one. He doesn't know where he is going, some of his friends get lost. He hears about an egg and thinks it's for his breakfast.. Poor Vern. Will he get his egg? Will there be a happy ending?...
My Great Adventure
Say good night. Lay down and shut the F$@& up!!!
"Lay your A** Down and STFU" by @FunnyCharlieMac ...
Are you tired of reading stale books to your kids? Well then this is the book for you! Here are two stories filled with humor only a parent will get, while still being fun for children.
Dads Love Tacos & Beavers Eat Wood by Jordan Paul Connors
Horny Sigourney is the inspiring story of a young unicorn who was teased by the other horses for her magical horn. Labeled "too horny" for the village, Sigourney sets off on an globetrotting adventure to find a place that will accept her for being he...
Horny Sigourney: (a parody): Harris, Mr Robert
In the growing gay and bi-curious market. A total original. George was a straight little monkey but always very... curious. One day George saw a man. He had on a sassy purple beret. And George got excited, despite himself. Hardcore illustrations
Bi-Curious George
Parody about a handy man while he works with caulking. Each page will have you laughing. Or in stitches
My Caulk (Story Time with BryGuy) - Books
Henry loves practicing with his paintbrush, but he does not have any paint. His neighbor Cindy loves to paint, but she does not have a paintbrush. When they discover their complementary interests, Henry and Cindy work together to make their dreams co...
Just The Tip (The Pen Fifteen Club)
I'm not trying to be I'm not trying to be harsh but man, f$*? them kids. I mean that from the bottom of my heart. Twisted tale that keeps you laughing
Man, Fv(k Them Kids eBook: Mac, Charlie
Two friends discover a magic lamp on the side of the street. It doesn't grant their wishes.
This Is Not A Kid's Book: Genie Of The Lamp
Anyone that owns a club and balls knows that they can get dirty rather quickly, especially after a round or two of golf.
This handy guide will walk you through the process of cleaning your club and balls from start to finish.
This book is a must for ...
How To Clean Your Club and Balls - Books
a friendly neighbor sharing his deck. Each page will have you laughing.
Come Sit On My Deck (Story Time with BryGuy)
Full of suggestive metaphors and naughty innuendos. Whether you’re trimming the bush or celebrating strong wood, Cat and Fanny are here to guide you with humor and mischief.
The Do's & Don'ts of Growing a Wood
For new-ish mothers who need to laugh at the absurdity of parenting so they don't cry, who are looking for a we're-in-this-together sense of solidarity, and who don't have time to read a "real" book, here is a hilarious and highly relatable collectio...
Mommy Cusses: Inspiring Profanity & Sarcasm
Bob’s got a hose, and he’s not afraid to use it. Stretching from garden to gate, Bob’s Big Hose is an outrageously fun adult picture book packed with wild innuendo, playful rhymes, and vivid illustrations
Books - Bob's Big Hose (Naughty Never Dies)
Follow our daring tour guides, Willy and Johnny, as they lead you through the hilarious highs and lows of the Rear Tunnel exploration. Packed with giggle-worthy tips—like how to gear up safely and clean the tunnel.
The Do's & Don'ts of Rear Tunnel Play
This book is all about Dicky, his quirks and his troubles, telling his story with humour and tongue in cheek innuendos that only adults will understand.
Our Best Friend Dicky (My Best Friends Are Balls)
boars sell their sty to try out van life; but realize it's not for them. It's a Mandela Effect mash up of The Berenstain Bears, The Three Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Blues Clues, and it reads like a whole episode of Scooby Doo. It's full of ...
The Boarenstain Boars The Four Little Boars
Tara dishes on her worst dates, worst decisions, and the worst pick-up lines she's ever endured. Hysterically comical
The Adventures of Tara Dickoff - Vol 1
What more can I say about this book, other than it is about squirting? Emma’s special talent. 🤣
Squirting
Enough said. Rejected children’s book. Lol!
"How to Eat a Taco" by @jolynejovani #storytime #notachildrensbook
The double meaning of one word. Fanny. Who knew counties ,would have different meanings for the word Fanny.
Fiona's Fanny
Lindsey’s lady garden was well kept, then became a mess . Can she get her garden looking and smelling good again. 🤣
Lyndsey's Lady Garden - Books
Meant to be enjoyed by adults that have a sense of humor.
"Anita Dick Likes to Screw" by Jack Hammer #notachildrensbook # ...
Have you ever needed your beaver stuffed so badly that you'd go to great lengths to get it done?
If so, this book is for you. 🤣
Stuff My Beaver: A Book about Taxidermy
Looking for a funny read-aloud book for toddlers that will make kids giggle and parents crack up?
Meet Holy Shirt, the silliest “shirt” book you’ll ever read. Made for kids and adults for a good laugh.
Holy Shirt: A Read-Aloud Book That Makes Kids Giggle and Parents Crack ...
Whether you're a fan of joke books, humorous books, or comedy books. You’ll get a kick out of Bean
Bean The Dolphin Squirts (Story Time with BryGuy)
Have you ever been badgered by an annoying pick-up artist at the bar? Ever felt a burning desire to emotionally torture a friend's boyfriend? Have you ever endured just talking to a man before? This book is for you….
How to Piss Off Men: 109 Things to Say to Shatter the Male Ego
