🌱 Big dreams, bold tools, chaotic energy. If I had a rich aunt or a garden sugar daddy… this is what I’d ask for. Full-blown luxury chaos incoming. Let’s grow WILD. 👑🌪️
Grow herbs, strawberries, even mini peppers IN YOUR KITCHEN. No dirt. No sun. Just vibes. 💰 Around $300 🛒 Benable it: “Why is this growing faster than my emotional maturity?”
Bounty Elite
Grow shiitake or oyster mushrooms from your shelf. 🍽️ Cottagecore meets chaoscore. 💰 $150+ 🛒 Benable it: “This is fungi behavior 🍄💅”
Mushroom Grow Kits
Tells you exactly what your plant needs. 📱 Water, light, humidity — it's plant therapy tech. 💰 Around $100–$150 🛒 Benable it: “My plants get more attention than my ex.
Soil sensors? : r/homeautomation
One minute it's Van Gogh. The next it's your viral chaos garden. 🎥 Creator core + living room flex. 💰 $999+ 🛒 Benable it: “This TV belongs in the ✨ chaos mansion ✨.”
The Frame TV // Art Mode Challenges // Solutions!!!! : r/TheFrame
The Home Depot girlies will NEVER recover. 🪴 Pinterest-worthy + wildly useful. 💰 Around $350 🛒 Benable it: “This is not a want. It’s a manifestation station.”
Potting Bench
Blow away mess (and maybe your enemies). 💨 TikTok-ready chaos in the garden. 💰 Around $200 🛒 Benable it: “Watch me blow leaves and expectations.”
RYOBI 40V HP Brushless Whisper Series 190 MPH 730 CFM Cordless ...
Sleek. Sexy. Makes your pothos look like royalty. 💡 Interior decor meets grow lab. 💰 Around $150–$300 🛒 Benable it: “This is for the aesthetic chaos gardener.”
🪴 Soltech Solutions Aspect LED Grow Light (Pendant Style)
For late-night dirt talks & marshmallow chaos. 🔥 Backyard luxury that feels primal. 💰 Around $300 🛒 Benable it: “I’m just a little pyromaniac with a dream.
Bonfire Smokeless Fire Pit 2.0 - Portable. Stainless.
Bathing in chaos… literally. 🧖♀️ Great for recovery or content. Or both. 💰 $500+ 🛒 Benable it: “I deserve luxury, bark, and bubbles.
Cold Plunge
For pruning trees or dramatic plant revenge. 🌳 Lightweight and TikTok-slay ready. 💰 Around $250 🛒 Benable it: “Not me becoming a chainsaw influencer 😭
Cordless Mini Chainsaw 6 Inch for Makita 18V
Foraging? Harvesting? Running away into the forest? This is the one. 💚 Ergonomic + ✨aesthetic✨ 💰 Around $200 🛒 Benable it: “Backpack, backpack—but make it chaos couture.
Women's Large Backpacking & Travelling Rucksacks
Ethically made, TikTok worthy, fits your harvest (or snacks). 👩🌾 Also doubles as a chaotic picnic prop. 💰 $125+ 🛒 Benable it: “Cottagecore? No. Compostcore.
Woven Gathering Basket
Save rain. Water plants. Flex sustainably. 💧 Some even light up at night 👀 💰 $150–$300 🛒 Benable it: “I hydrate. So do my plants. Period
50-Gallon Oak Rain Water Barrel with Spigot
Striking, solar-powered pendant with five LED lights—zero wiring, all drama. 🎶 Casts mesmerizing shadow patterns and automatically turns on at dusk.
Eclipse Solar Hanging Chandelier
LED sensor tells you exactly when to water—no guesswork, no wilt, no guilt. 🎨 Firmastone finish = sleek stone look, weather-proof, and totally bougie.
Bernini Set of 2 Firmastone 15" Self-Watering Smart Planters - QVC