The things that help me look less like a feral barn rat and more like a human most days ❤️
I dunno if it’s ACTUALLY BTS, you can be the judge, sis.
Better Than Sex Volumizing Mascara
All day stay without that “cakey” thick feeling others brands leave!
Lip Liner STAY-N® - Peel-off Lip Liner Stain
Ya girl ain’t spending an arm and a leg to look hot for the chickens. Affordable, and lasts even when I’m sweating like a preacher’s kid in confession.
e.l.f. Cosmetics
I don’t want to always smell like manure, slobber, and B/O
Body Wash for All Skin Types
Keep them pearly whites, pearly whitin’
Mouthwash | Fresh Breath, Anticavity & More
Always shadow in the nude 😜
Nude Eyeshadow Palettes - 68 Products
Keeps my face moisturized and UV protected all day! Weather at the pool, around the farm, or in the tractor.
Walgreens
Keeps my legs and bikini line smooth for days.
Creams
Make your blond hair shine and your white sheep pop.
The Perfect Blonde
My hair is always so soft after using this
Use the sauce while drinking the “other” sauce
Deep Moisture Mask | Guacamole Whip
Used it since I was a wee tyke. I won’t even use anything else so I can’t even recommend anything else. Just buy this one. I don’t even make money off it 😂
Sun Shades® Lip Balm: 3-Pack
If my lashes are on point, it’s a good day. Ok?
Portafly™ Magnetic Lashes
Pretending my chubby face looks snatched.
Contour Makeup and Palettes
I love this stuff
The Body Stone | Moisturizing Lotion Bar
My hair is always so nice after using this
The Beachwaver Co.: Patented Rotating Curling Irons. Allure BEST OF ...
I wanted to be a Victoria secret model when I was a kid. Now I just do the Victoria secret voluptuous curl with this thing and runway walk down the barn ally
Flat Irons - Tools & Brushes - 62 Products
If you don’t wear deodorant you can’t sit by me. I don’t make the rules
