This list is for the unhinged sweetheart in your life who shows up 20 minutes late, iced coffee in hand, with no explanation and five open tabs in her brain. She’s glitter, mild panic, and unmatched vibes. These gifts won’t fix her—but they’ll defini...
It’s colorful. She’ll fill out 2 days, tops.
Chaos Planner
She doesn’t smoke. She just needs it.
Fried Chicken Lighter
For hangovers and hiding from responsibilities.
Unreasonably large sunglasses
Because every goblin needs adventure shoes.
Mushroom Converse
For crow summoning purposes only.
Crow Caller
So she can store her trinkets.
Giant Acorn Hidey Hole
Chaotic meets Elegant.
A Stoic Jackalope Painting.
She’ll forget where she put it but love it deeply.
Mushroom mug for aesthetics
She will treasure them for at least 5 minutes.
Crow Core Mystery Trinket Scoop Bags
Perfect room decor for scary movies.
A Spooky Ghost Rug
Every Goblin deserves to feel like a fairy.
Woodland Fairy Grunge Earrings, Cottage Fairy Wing Earrings, Crystal Butterfly or Cicada Insect Jewelry, Copper Wires, Naturecore Gift Idea