Not real, not subtle. Sits wherever Killer Klowns meets dinosaur chaos.
Collectible 5.5 Inch Tyrannosaurus rex Tooth - Stunning Resin Replica
Silver Crane cottage tin, Cinderella scene on the lid. The kind of thing that outlives every candle it was probably sold next to.
Vintage 1996 Fairy Tale Cottages CINDERELLA House Tin Box Container Silver Crane
Snoopy and a hand-painted pumpkin on glazed stoneware. Holds treats, holds up the whole Halloween counter display on its own.
Williams Sonoma Peanuts Snoopy Halloween Cookie Jar 9.5" NIB Stoneware Holiday
Stitched-together girlfriend energy, 25 inches of it. Oversized enough to actually take up a chair, not just sit on a shelf.
Disney Plush Sally The Nightmare Before Christmas Stuffed Toy 25”
Three knitted horrors holding a door open — pumpkin, bat, mummy, all soft, all judging you a little. The kind of ugly-cute that actually works.
TkMaxx Homesense Halloween cute knitted pumpkin bat ...
Clowns from outer space, now guarding the front door. Rubber, 18x30, built to handle actual foot traffic — not just a prop.
Killer Klowns From Outer Space Spirit Halloween Doormat 18” x 30” NEW
A tiny skull-faced pot with Binx's grin, topped with a faux succulent. Small enough for a desk, spooky enough to earn its spot there.
Toynk Disney Hocus Pocus Binx Mini Planter
No longer made, no longer sold in stores — a purple-and-green haunted house tin that went TikTok viral and then vanished. The resale price reflects that.
Lush Haunted House Weird Science Tin Halloween TikTok Viral Container
a battery-powered flameless lantern with remote, in ivory or red. Elegant, not spooky; this one's a general home-decor piece, not a Halloween item.
Luminara 14" or 18" LEXINGTON Lantern Flameless candle RED or IVORY QVC Rare
Costumes
Halloween costumes for humans, kids, and the occasional pet. Pick one, commit to it, and own the room.
A fluffy white sailor-hat villain who is somehow still the friendliest thing in Ghostbusters.
Rubie's Inflatable Stay Puft Ghostbusters Costume
The Grinch in a Santa suit, inflated to full size. Green, smug, and plotting to ruin the party. Requires 6 AA batteries (not included).
Dr Suess THE GRINCH in Santa Suit Adult Inflatable Costume - One Size
A jester gone wrong, in kid size. Nobody laughs at this one, and that's the point. New in package, and it's size Medium (8), so check that before you buy.
Evil Jester in Character Child Costume Set, Size Medium (8) - New In Package
Skull face, horror-punk attitude. Put it on and you're the scariest thing at the door.
Misfits Adult Fiend Mask
A green flaming skull hood with glowing LED eyes. It goes over your whole head, and it makes the front door look haunted.
Flaming Green Skull Mask Hood Halloween Costume Skeleton LED Eyes Prop Animated
A radioactive skeleton that looks like it lost an argument with a reactor. It's weird, glowing and a bit toxic, which is exactly the Halloween look you want.
Zagone Neon Green Skeleton Black Light Mask
A walking jack-o'-lantern. It's orange and round, and it makes the wearer the best-lit person in the room.
Rubies Pumpkin Ghoul Costume for Kids, Boy's Large
Pennywise, the clown from It, in adult size. Nobody who sees it coming down the street will want to follow it.
Rubie's Costume Men's It Adult Pennywise Wig
A blank white mask with no face behind it. It's the easy costume, and you only need to commit to wearing it.
QQF Jabbawockeez Full Face Dance Mask
A Killer Klowns from Outer Space costume in kid size. It's bright, it's creepy, and it goes with the doormat you already have.
California Costumes Boys Killer Clown Costume
Masks
Skulls, clowns, wolves and worse. Put one on and you're the scariest thing on the street.
A wolf head whose jaw moves when you talk. Big bad wolf energy, and nobody is answering the door to this one.
elope Realistic Wolf Costume Mask - Adults
The classic Misfits skull, in white hard plastic with an elastic strap. It's light, fits every adult, and is pure horror-punk.
Adult Misfits The Fiend Vacuform Mask Skeleton Skull Costume Accessory Mattcm101 for sale online
A full latex cyborg head. Slide your phone into the mask and the app makes the eye move. It's part robot, part nightmare.
Animated Cyborg Full Face Halloween Costume Mask Rubber Latex RARE COOL Cosplay
The Italian broomstick witch, as a mask with a wrinkled face and a crooked smile. Half folklore, half creepy grandma.
Befana mask - old woman mask
A full yeti head, shaggy and white with teeth. Bigfoot's colder cousin came for Halloween
Spirit Yeti Halloween Costume Mask
Billy the puppet's face: white skin, red spiral cheeks and that grin. "I want to play a game" will be the last thing anyone hears at the door.