This list contains affiliate links. I may earn a commission from qualifying purchases. You ask what he wants for Christmas. He says "I don't need anything." Then he spends Saturday morning wandering the tool aisle at Home Depot like it's a museum. Bless him. That right there is your answer. These are the Home Depot gifts guys actually get excited about: big-name tools from Milwaukee and DEWALT, grill gear for the backyard king, and stocking stuffers he'll carry every day. Sorted by what kind of guy you're shopping for. A few tools are sold "tool only," meaning no battery, and I've noted those so you don't get caught. Check each listing for current price and availability.