Beer: Because Adulting is Hard
Welcome to the wonderful world of beerâwhere hops, malt, and the occasional questionable decision come together in perfect harmony. Whether youâre a craft beer connoisseur, a lager loyalist, or someone who just really ...
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Laker Ice Beer (5.5%) â 10/10 â
Laker Ice is proof that great beer doesnât have to drain your wallet. Made in Canada, this crisp, smooth brew packs just the right punch at 5.5%âstrong enough to keep the good times rolling, but not so strong that you...
Laker Ice - Waterloo Brewing
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Carling Ice 5.5% â 10/10 â
Carling Ice 5.5% is the perfect mix of taste, strength, and affordabilityâbecause good beer shouldnât cost more than your weekend plans. Itâs smooth, crisp, and just strong enough to keep the party going without turning yo...
Carling Ice | LCBO
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Heineken â 8/10 â
Heineken is like that one friend who always shows up dressed sharp and ready to impress. Crisp, smooth, and just the right amount of hoppy, itâs a solid go-to when you want a beer that feels a little fancy but still gets the job do...
Welcome to the world of HeinekenÂź | Heineken.com
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Miller Genuine Draft â The Smooth Operator
Miller Genuine Draft is like the beer version of a classic leather jacketâsmooth, cool, and always in style. Itâs crisp, refreshing, and goes down easier than your best excuse for calling in âsickâ on a Fri...
Miller Genuine Draft: Home
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Molson Canadian â 8/10 â
Molson Canadian is like hockeyâsome people love it, some donât, but itâs undeniably Canadian. Crisp, smooth, and easy to drink, itâs the kind of beer that feels right at home at a backyard BBQ or a rink-side seat.
Is it for...
Molson Canadian: Our Story
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Bud Light â 7/10 â
Bud Light is basically the sparkling water of beerâcrisp, light, and just enough flavor to remind you itâs beer. Personally, it tastes like lightly flavored water to me, but hey, itâs got a massive fan base, especially among the s...
Bud Light
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Busch Light â 6.5/10 â
Busch Light isnât my first choice, but letâs be honestâif itâs free, Iâm drinking it. Itâs light, crisp, and somehow always stocked in the fridge of every uncle, grandpa, and die-hard budget beer fan.
It wonât blow your mind,...
BUSCH LIGHT - The Sound of Refreshment | Busch Light
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Coors Light â 8/10 â
Coors Light is like a mountain breeze in a canâcrisp, refreshing, and so light you can have a few without regretting life choices. Itâs the go-to beer for chilling, grilling, and pretending youâre in a beer commercial every time...
Coors Light: Home
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Budweiser â 9/10 â
Budweiser is the MVP of ânot my first choice, but definitely my best option.â When the tap list looks questionable, this is the one I can count on. Smooth, crisp, and just the right amount of bite, itâs a classic for a reason.
It...
Budweiser
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Corona â 8.5/10 â
Corona without a lime is like a beach without sunshineâtechnically fine, but why would you do that to yourself? Light, crisp, and refreshingly smooth, itâs the ultimate summer beer that makes you feel like youâre on vacation, even ...
CoronaÂź USA: La Vida Mas Fina
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Sleeman Beer â 7/10 â
Sleeman is one of those beers that really shines when itâs ice cold. Smooth, crisp, and easy to drink, itâs a solid choice when you want something reliable without getting too fancy.
Let it warm up, though, and it starts losin...
Sleeman - Homepage
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Moosehead Beer â 15/10 â
Moosehead isnât just a beerâitâs a legend. With so many varieties to choose from, thereâs a Moosehead for every mood, meal, and moment. Crisp, smooth, and proudly Canadian, it delivers every time.
Whether youâre sipping a l...
Moosehead Breweries
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Alexander Keithâs â 10/10 â
Alexander Keithâs is the official beer of good times and great decisionsâespecially on St. Patrickâs Day. Smooth, flavorful, and dangerously easy to drink, itâs the kind of beer that makes you want to toast to literally a...
Alexander Keiths
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Olde English 800 â The 40 oz Time Machine
Back in high school, when our wallets were light, but our ambitions to party were heavy, Olde English 800 was the drink of choice. A 40 oz bottle was cheap, effective, and did exactly what we needed it toâgo...
Olde English 800 Malt Liquor 40 oz. Bottle - Yankee Spirits
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Maximum Ice â The Frosty Heavyweight Champion
If youâre looking for a beer that doesnât mess around, Maximum Ice is here to get the job done. With a higher ABV than your average brew, this one packs a punchânot a light jab, but a full-on knockout. I...
Labatt Maximum Ice | LCBO
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Twisted Tea â Because Sometimes, Beer Needs a Vacation
Letâs be realâeveryone likes a little something sweet now and then, and Twisted Tea is here to satisfy that craving with a twist (literally). This malt beverage is dangerously smooth, deceptivel...
Twisted Tea: Keep It Twisted
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VIZZY Hard Seltzer â The MVP of Refreshment
If youâre looking for a drink thatâs light, crisp, and so thirst-quenching it practically high-fives your taste buds, look no further than VIZZY Hard Seltzer. This bubbly beauty isnât just another hard sel...