Majed!

These aren’t just thrillers. They’re traps. You’ll pick them up thinking I’ll just read a few pages, and the next thing you know, it’s dark outside, your coffee’s gone cold, and you’re in deep—way too deep—to stop. Each one starts with something unsettling: a strange neighbor, a missing memory, a body on the floor. And then, chapter by chapter, they pull you deeper into their world, until the line between you and the characters starts to blur. If you love twists you can’t predict, characters you can’t trust, and endings that haunt you long after the last page—start here.

My 20s have officially passed away, so I'm throwing a funeral. Be on the list to pay your respects (and bring gifts).

Beyond the red carpet, the curated interviews, and the dazzling public persona, there are stories that shatter the illusion. This is not a list of predictable puff pieces or ghostwritten fluff. This is a collection of celebrity memoirs that truly left me speechless—the raw, the unfiltered, and the utterly shocking. From brutal childhoods to battles with addiction, from the quiet loneliness of fame to the moments that nearly broke them, these are the books where the mask comes off. Each page is a testament to the incredible, sometimes devastating, human experiences that exist behind the most famous faces in the world. Prepare to see your favorite stars in a new, and often heartbreaking, light

This list goes beyond the typical "come and celebrate with me" message and dives into the relatable humor of officially leaving your 20s behind. From poking fun at newfound aches and pains to celebrating the questionable wisdom that comes with a new decade, these descriptions are designed to get a laugh. Whether you're planning a full-blown "funeral for my youth" or just want to acknowledge your first gray hair, you'll find an invitation that perfectly captures your unique sense of humor.