No 10-step routines. Just a handful of beauty products that helped me fake being rested, refreshed, and not covered in spit-up. Because sometimes the smallest beauty product can make you feel human again.
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Hair
Face
Body
Hair
My twins don’t care if I shower, but I do—and this dry shampoo is the next best thing.
My hair has been through it—dry shampoo, shedding, and a baby’s fistful or two. This oil brings it back to life without weighing it down. Smooths the frizz, adds shine, and smells like I tried. A little goes a long way.
Healthy Love Oil
One spray and my hair goes from tangled mess to semi-put-together. Feels like a tiny luxury.
Leave In Conditioner AND Heat Protection Spray For Hair
Claw clips are the official “mom crown!” Fast, cute, and gentle on my shedding hair.
Claw Clips | KITSCH - Evolving Your Everyday Essentials
Face
It’s called a ‘sleeping mask’ but let’s be honest—I’m not sleeping. Still using it though.
Lip Sleeping Mask Nourish & Hydrate
Easily hides my dark circles from those MANY late night feeds!
Hydrating Camo Concealer
Swipe under your eyes to pretend that you got sleep!
Glow + Get It
My makeup routine doesn’t include much, but this holds it in place through the sweat and tears of new mom life.
On 'Til Dawn Setting Spray | ONE/SIZE by Patrick Starrr
A $6 savior that prevents my face from melting- even after wrestling an alligator disguised as a baby for a diaper change!
Airspun Loose Face Powder, Translucent
Fake-it-till-you-make-it mom magic. Bonus: it smells like the beach which = happiness!
Murumuru Butter Bronzer
You can apply this in 5 seconds and your face instantly looks awake. A little color = fake energy!
Halo Glow Blush Beauty Wand
Body
Smells like I showered… even though I most likely didn’t🫠
Fragrance - Perfumes & Body Mists
Skin tightening… need I say more for a newly postpartum mom? Plus, the smell 🥰
Brazilian Bum Bum Cream - Skin Tightening Body Cream
