aka: things I’m calling in to make home feel like a hug and function like magic
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I’m talking “goodbye back pain, hello princess sleep.” I love the look of a sleigh bed, and built-in drawers mean fewer piles, fewer questions, and less mental load. Yes please.
Porter King Sleigh Bed with 2 Storage Drawers | Ashley
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OMG to have a matching set would be heavenly!
Porter Collection | Ashley Furniture HomeStore
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🌙 A hug in blanket form. Something that calms the nervous system without overheating me at 3 a.m. Earth tones or creamy neutrals, always.
Lightweight Coma Inducer Summertime Plush Comforters
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Must hold all the kids, 2 animals, and my snack bowl. Bonus if it has a cozy corner for “accidental naps” and a hidden cubby for remotes and fidgets.
Big Plush Couch
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đź‘Ł I want to put my feet up and not see a sea of toys. This is function + aesthetics = peace of mind.
Oversized Ottoman
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🖤 Light-blocking, noise-softening, sensory-protecting heaven. Especially important for neurodivergent sleep needs. We are not about that “sun at 5am” life.
Blackout Window Curtain Panels for Everyone
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🔥 No chimney? No problem! The cozy aesthetic of a fireplace without the wood chopping or safety stress. Bonus if I can use it year-round just for vibes.
Electric Fireplaces
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I hate having a TV in the bedroom. This makes it out of sight out of mind and looks so stylish!
TV Lift Cabinets
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🍽️ Something farmhouse-y and real wood. Preferably off of Etsy so its one of a kind. Built for bread-making days, homeschool chaos, and slow family dinners.
Farmhouse Table
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👗 I want labeled baskets, clear sections, and enough space so I don’t have to dig to find my favorite hoodie. Less “digging,” more “delight.”
Custom Closet System - Anything Organized and Roomy
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📚 For all my home-school books, neurodivergent resources, cozy reads, and “I’ll get to this someday” inspiration stack. Plus—gorgeous.
Built in Bookshelves with Ladder
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đź“ş Simple remote, good sound, no 47 remotes or cords. For movie nights, mom documentaries, and calming nature scenes when I just need a break.
Large Smart TV/Streaming Platform that Doesn't Confuse Me
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🚪 So I’m not tripping over boots and bags every time we come in. I want to breathe when I walk through the door, not sigh and shuffle stuff.
Entryway Bench With Hooks
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A comfy cozy chair just for me (yes I will put my name on it.)
