Afforadble accessories that slap. When you're poor but still gotta serve a lewkkkk
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Makeup
or you could just use paint but who doesn't love press on's?
Black Press On Nails
these will definitely pull the look together
Temporary Skull Tattoos - ArtWear Tattoo
It’s giving Milk Hydrogrip, but for like… $12. Keeps your makeup stuck tighter than your situationship.
Power Grip Primer
Looks like lash extensions but costs less than a gas station snack. Flirty. Cheap. Dangerous.
essence Lash Princess False Lash Mascara
Costs less than a McChicken, stays on through crying, eating, and poor decisions.
Mega Last Matte Lip Color
They shed a little, but who doesn’t? Get you a 10-piece set for $8 and pretend you’re a celebrity MUA.
Makeup Brushes & Tools
Add ‘em to your eyes, nails, phone case, forehead during a breakdown. Extra = glam. Period.
Stick On Gems
Sparkles? Yes. Moisturized? Yes. Looking like a sundazed sugar baby? Also yes.
Body Glitter Oil
Risky? Absolutely. But if you exfoliate first and light a prayer candle, it might give “vacationed in Tulum” on a Sonic budget.
The Best Self-Tanner of 2025 Gives a Natural-Looking Glow That Lasts
Basically the broke girl’s Charlotte Tilbury. Glow like a glazed donut on a Target budget. Your face’ll say ‘I do Pilates’ even if you just powerwalked to the fridge.
Halo Glow Liquid Filter Complexion Booster
This highlighter’ll have you lookin’ like you were kissed by a disco ball and blessed by the beauty gods. All shimmer, no shame.
MegaGlo™ Highlighting Powder
Because you deserve bouncy, juicy hair even if you’re stressin’ over overdraft fees. Smells like you got your life together.
Shea Moisture Coconut Hibiscus Curl Smoothie
Your lips deserve TLC, even if your dating history says otherwise. Soft, plump, and ready to talk shit in style.
Dermatologist recommended and wallet approved. Clean skin, clear conscience… even if your skincare routine ends after step 2.
Cerave Cleanser
Because beauty blenders are for trust fund babies. This lil sponge gets the job done without robbin’ your rent money.
Real Techniques: Sponges
Turn them raggedy lil caterpillars into full glam girl brows. It’s giving ‘I pay my own bills’… even if you’re four months behind.
NYX Micro Brow Pencil, Precise Eyebrow
It’s like $5 and makes your skin look like you just had 8 hours of sleep and a liter of water when you, in fact, survived on anxiety and Diet Coke.
essence Pure NUDE Highlighter, Be My Highlight
Use it on scars, stretch marks, dry skin — and it gives you that sexy slippery “is she moisturized or is she toxic?” glow.
Bio-Oil Skincare Body Oil for Scars & Marks
It’s $8 or so and GIVES rich bitch shine like you just drove your G-Wagon to Sephora, not your Honda to Dollar General.
NYX Fat Oil Lip Drip, Moisturizing Gloss
Around $10 — but it locks your makeup like a CHARM and makes your face look airbrushed for 12 hours straight. Like a baddie trapped in a mist.
Make It Last Original - Natural Finish Setting Spray
Think of this as your skin’s personal ring light. Infused with glycerin and shea butter, it hydrates while giving you that lit-from-within glow. Perfect for those days when you want to look dewy without the drama.
L'Oreal True Match Lumi Glotion 903 Medium
This foundation is like skincare and makeup had a baby. Packed with Vitamin C and Hyaluronic Acid, it offers 24-hour hydration and a natural finish. Ideal for when you want coverage without the cake.
Max Factor Miracle Pure Foundation 44 Warm Ivory
A complete brush set that won’t break the bank. Perfect for achieving that flawless look.
HEYMKGO 18pcs Makeup Brush Set with Bag
Accessories
gotta have something to carry all your things
Mini Black Backpack
another must have for the look
Kreepsville 666 Bat Claw Clip - Gothic Hair
Light-up mirror for applying makeup in your car like the feral goddess you are. Give yourself good lighting even if your life’s a lil dim.
Hello Kitty Kawaii Compact Mirror with Sensor
Luxury for your face and hair, but make it Dollar Tree adjacent. Sleep like a baddie without waking up with a bird’s nest on your head.
Satin Pillowcase in Ivory
It looks like you robbed your sugar daddy, but really you just added to cart during a late-night anxiety spiral.
Shop Gold Necklaces
These are a must have.
Black Heart Sunglasses
giving all the hot topic energy
Studded Belt
any style of these will do, rings are kewl
Chunky Silver Ring
Elevate your look with this stunning choker set, perfect for special occasions.
PAXCOO 10PCS Black Velvet Choker Necklaces
Home & Such
You can get like 32 feet of them bad boys for $10 — stick ’em under your bed, behind your TV, around your mirror — boom, you live in a TikTok trap house now. (But make it classy.)
Led Strip Lights
Must have for any baddie who gets cold easily
Skeleton Blanket
Wanna fake a luxury “feature wall” without paintin’? $15 will have you out here lookin’ like an HGTV finalist.
Removable Peel and Stick Wallpaper For Any Space
Amazon has cheap fake plants for $5, and they make your house look “fresh and earthy” even though you kill real plants just by looking at them.
