Impulse buys that may not fix my life, but definitely made me feel 7% hotter and 43% more emotionally stable.
Twist it, spin it, pretend it’s a wedding band from the lover who broke your heart in 2019. It’s therapeutic AND fashion-forward.
Fidget Ring
these make me laugh when i use them so they work
Mental Health Mug
feeling comfy always helps
Oversized Hoodie
the way these feel make life so much better
Electric Heating Pads for Back & Neck
this is great because i always write out stuff i wish i never had and want to throw it all away
Refillable Notebooks And Journals
going to sleep is a great way to cope
GNC
Block out the world and play “Lana Del Rey Sad Girl Hour” while pretending I’m in a movie montage. This thing makes dissociation LUXE.
Bluetooth Sleep Mask
Put your wine, phone, snacks, trauma journal, and regrets on one little tray while you soak in hot water like the overwhelmed goddess you are.
Bathtub Trays
Sometimes coping means belting out Olivia Rodrigo at 1AM while pretending I’m the misunderstood main character. Bonus points if I’m in a robe and crying just a little.
YLL Mini Karaoke Machine, Portable Bluetooth
Nothing says “I’m getting my life together” like drinking fruit and protein outta a mason jar while dissociating in silence.
Personal Size Blenders
Suddenly I’m not sad—I’m cinematic. This lighting will have you laying on the floor like you’re processing heartbreak on a soft indie album.
Tsrarey Sunset Lamp Projector, 180° Rotation
I’m not ignoring red flags, I’m just waiting for the cards to tell me he’s toxic. Healing but make it witchy.
Tarot Cards
Are the tears moisturizing? Who knows. But these lil patches make me feel expensive while I emotionally deteriorate.
Forever Eye Mask | The Original Reusable Silicone Gel Eye Pads
Now I can carry healing vibes on my wrist while flipping people off with scented grace.
Diffuser Bracelets
Shine bright like my fake optimism. It tricks my brain into not being a lil goblin in winter
