Recently, I discovered that if an item exists, Garfield likely has his own branded version of it. From toasters, to hats, even speedos and bikinis, there's nothing that the fat cat hasn't merchandised! What's even funnier is that most of this stuff w...
As expected, Garfield comes out swinging with his selection of tee's.
Garfield Jaws Parody T Shirt
I have no words for how hilariously terrifying this thing is.
Ugly Garfield Plush Toy
I'm used to seeing a bunch of tacky Disney or Marvel prints on these bags, so seeing the tubby orange tabby on it instead is a breath of fresh air.
Garfield Loungefly
I remember a family member had one of these when I was a little tyke, and I always loved picking up the phone and watch its eyes flutter open. Good times…
1981 Tyco Garfield Landline Telephone
Great, now he's calling me fat…
Vintage Garfield Bath Scale
Apparently, this thing talks to you with the beautiful Lorenzo Music's impression of Garfield. Does that really make it worth it, though..?
Vintage 1993 GARFIELD Sunbeam Electronic LED Digital Talking Alarm Clock
Yeah… a toilet seat. I have no words…
Vintage 1996 Garfield Toilet Seat
Reaching into Garfield's head to grab cookies is admittedly a bit freaky, but you have to admit that lucky clover shirt gives him some good style.
Rare Vintage Garfield Collectible Cookie Jar
This would be a great way to terrify trick or treaters. It's not even lit in the photo, and I'm already terrified.
Vintage 1978-1981 Garfield Jack O Lantern Halloween Tea Light
I can't even get over this one. They really did just slap Garfield on everything in the 80's, didn't they?
The actual hot air balloon exists too, but frankly it's much funnier to show that there is simply MERCH of the balloon instead.
Hot Air Balloon Garfield Hoodie Sweatshirt
After a long day of eating lasagna and searching for Garfield merch that made me laugh, it's nice to finish the day with a soft, Garfield-themed night light to help lull me to sleep.
