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Booked three different neighborhoods across two trips before I figured out which ones let you walk everywhere without feeling like you're in a tourist zoo.
















Ate a nine-euro stale croissant near the castle on day one. After that disaster, I asked three different locals where they actually eat breakfast.
















Followed a generic top-ten walking tour my first time and ended up in a crowd of 200 people staring at the same statue. Never again.
















Half the famous spots deserve every star. The other half had me standing in line for forty minutes wondering what I was doing with my life. These are the ones that delivered.
















Went in expecting heavy dumplings and left obsessed. Czech cuisine surprised me more than any other European food scene, and I'm including Italy in that statement.
















Wandered into a bar on Old Town Square, paid seven euros for a small beer, and watched a man in a foam cowboy hat do karaoke. Learned my lesson fast.
















Rented a car for one day trip and took a train for another. Both worked. Both got me out of the city bubble and into countryside that looked like a painting.
















Almost bought a fridge magnet shaped like a beer mug before catching myself. These are things I actually brought home and still use or display.
















Bought the wrong tram ticket twice, got fined once, and stood on the wrong platform for twenty minutes before I cracked the system. Here's what I wish someone told me.
















Compiled from two trips, one lost jacket, a sunburn in October, and a restaurant bill that still haunts me. Learn from my pain.














