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Lisbon's calçada sidewalks are gorgeous but they will wreck you if you show up in sandals. I watched a woman in platform wedges eat it on Rua Augusta and vowed to never be her.
















Picked the wrong Airbnb my first night and ended up dragging luggage up a hill so steep Google Maps literally said ‘stairs ahead.’ Here's where to actually book.
















Everyone will tell you to go to Belém. Sure, fine, do it once. But the real nata conversation goes much deeper and I ate roughly forty of them to bring you these findings.













Rented a car my first day and sat in traffic for forty-five minutes going two kilometers. Returned it immediately. Here's what actually works.













There are about a hundred viewpoints in Lisbon and half of them are just a bench next to a dumpster with a partial river glimpse. These ones made me stand there with my mouth open.







Stopped eating at places with photos on the menu after my third disappointing overpriced bacalhau. Started following locals into tiny doorways instead and everything changed.













Almost didn't leave the city because I was having too good a time. Made myself take three day trips and two of them became highlights of the whole trip.
















Overpacked my first trip and underpacked my second. Third time I nailed it. Here's the stuff that earned its suitcase space.













Not a museum person honestly. But a few places in Lisbon grabbed me by the collar and wouldn't let go, and I stayed way longer than planned at each one.













Not twenty-two anymore and have zero interest in bottle service. Wanted places where I could actually hear the person next to me and drink something that wasn't a twelve-euro cocktail.
















Would have saved myself at least three frustrating moments if someone had just told me these things. Consider this the text I'm sending you the night before your flight.














