Welcome to the underworld of mall madness—aka my Spencer’s shrine. This list is equal parts unhinged, iconic, and impossibly necessary. Whether you’re here for fuzzy backpacks, rhinestone chaos, horror mugs, or “that one shirt that says something wil...
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Strap In, We’re Getting Weird
Freaky Faves from the Vault-clothes
Drippy, Dangly, Dangerously Cute
Impulse Buys That Own My Soul
Unhinged, Unfiltered, Unapologetic
Strap In, We’re Getting Weird
Channel your inner ogre with this officially licensed Shrek Flip‑Pak! One side rocks a fuzzy Shrek head complete with 3D ears—soft to the touch and hard to ignore. When you flip it inside out, reveal a bold Shrek‑and‑Donkey montage—perfect for when y...
Flip Pak Fuzzy Shrek Reversible Backpack
A scream‑worthy twist on pastel chic, this officially licensed Ghost Face Pink Rucksack perfectly merges horror and fashion. Imagine strolling through campus or city streets with a soft pink backpack featuring all the iconic Ghost Face details—and ev...
Ghost Face Pink Rucksack Backpack
This is not your average backpack, babe. It's the perfect mix of creepy and cute—Chucky & Tiffany serving looks in pastel hues?! Yes, please. It’s big enough for your laptop, witchy essentials, and a few secrets. If you're into soft horror aesthe...
Chucky and Tiffany Pastel Rucksack Backpack
GIR Hooded Backpack
Give ‘em the DOOM Song vibes wherever you roam with this officially licensed GIR backpack—it’s got a built-in hood that lets you channel your favorite tiny robot sidekick. With two side pockets, front zip pouch, and 17″ × 14″ size...
GIR Hooded Backpack - Invader Zim
This isn’t just a bag—it’s your portable tarot ritual. Covered in mystical card art, it screams “I carry magic, judgment, and chaos”—and maybe a laptop too. With enough room for your crystals, grimoires, and daily essentials, this backpack is perfect...
Black and White Tarot Card Print Backpack
Freaky Faves from the Vault-clothes
This tee’s got jokes and edge—“Ur Son Is A Hoe” in bold blue to bless (or roast) everyone in the room. Official Kayla Malecc collab, fit for grown-ups with zero chill. Wear it, own it, and let the world know you’ve got opinions (and style). Perfect f...
Blue Ur Son Is A Hoe Baby T Shirt - Kayla Malecc
Channel your grunge goddess energy in this retro neon throwback—Neon In Utero, baby! It’s everything you love about ’90s angst, with a 2025 twist. Perfect for pairing with distressed denim or pastel goth layers. If you want your vibe to say “iconic a...
Nirvana Neon In Utero T Shirt
Say it loud, say it proud—this cheeky baby tee is all sass and zero regrets. Perfect for streetwear with an attitude, it’s a hilarious “hello” that packs a punch. If you’re into playful shade and bold vibes, this baby tee says you’re here to be notic...
Tell Your Dad I Said Hi Baby T Shirt - Kayla Malecc
Heavy riffs meet head-turning style. This “Ride the Lightning” tee slams nostalgia and raw metal energy into your wardrobe—it’s grunge-approved, skull-shaking, and stage-ready. Whether you’re at a concert or just bossing it at Starbucks, this shirt h...
Metallica Ride The Lightning T Shirt
Dazzle from the hips down with these star-studded booty shorts—because your legs deserve their own red carpet. Perfect for festival season or adding spice to your streetwear, the rhinestones catch every glow and head turn. Slip them on and own the ni...
Rhinestone Star Booty Shorts
Sweet meets street in this black and pink mesh gem—complete with a flirty bow to send your outfit into overdrive. Perfect for layering over bralettes or pairing with our rhinestone booties (see above), this crop top slays both innocence and edge. Fee...
Black and Pink Bow Mesh Crop Top
Mesh magical tarot vibes with spooky nostalgia—this The Lovers tee from The Nightmare Before Christmas is like a spell woven into cotton. Perfect for summoning gothic romance and Disney cult energy at the same time. Rock it solo or layer under mesh f...
The Lovers Tarot T Shirt - The Nightmare Before Christmas
Drippy, Dangly, Dangerously Cute
Spice up your nostrils with this triple threat—silver, gold, and black spirals ready to elevate any look. Whether you're rocking pastel goth or full-on chaos chic, these hoops add the perfect edgy accent without overthinking. Mix, match, and twirl yo...
Multi-Pack Silvertone Goldtone Black Spiral Hoop Nose ...
Six little sparkles, zero fuss—these gold CZ studs are your daily glam cheat code. Easily mix them with hoops or rock them solo for a refined touch of luxe. Perfect for when you want classy with a side of rebellion. Keep ’em in rotation and let your ...
Multi-Pack Goldtone CZ L-Bend Stud Nose Rings 6 Pack
Shine bright with this celestial cutie—tiny CZ star on sleek titanium, perfect for that subtle sparkle under your crop. It’s classy, sassy, and just edgy enough to catch the light (and attention). Whether you're dancing at a fest or lounging in loung...
CZ Star Dangle Titanium Belly Ring - 14 Gauge
Pink, flirty, and full of attitude—this Playboy bunny heart belly ring is the perfect accessory when you want to keep it sweet and spicy. The CZ sparkle adds luxe while the bunny logo brings vintage glam with a provocative twist. Ideal for crop tops,...
This mug is a whole vibe—perfect for your Coraline obsession and your morning caffeine fix. Shaped like her face, it’s equal parts whimsical and eerie, just like your favorite stop-motion nightmare. Sip in style, flaunt your fandom, and let each coff...
Molded Head Coraline Coffee Mug - 11 oz.
This is not your grandma’s mug. With the iconic Ghost Face rockin’ rhinestones, this 20‑oz beast is perfect for horror fans who like their coffee with extra sparkle and screams. It's big, bold, and totally binge-worthy—just like your taste in movies....
Ghost Face Rhinestone Mask Coffee Mug - 20 oz.
Soft, flirty, and oh-so-iconic—this plush bunny pillow brings serious lounge vibes with a cheeky twist. That signature Playboy bunny silhouette in pink? Instant aesthetic upgrade for your bed or reading nook. It’s cute, it’s bold, and it’s basically ...
Playboy Pink Rabbit Head Pillow
This isn’t just a pillow—it’s a statement piece. The Pink Playboy Coquette Rabbit Pillow merges boudoir vibes with bedroom decor, giving your space that soft-girl fantasy with an unapologetic edge. Plush, pastel, and powerfully playful—it’s the kind ...
Pink Playboy Coquette Rabbit Head Pillow
Cue the mischief—this mini Deadpool Cloud Pal is all sweet sunshine with a cheeky twist. Soft, cuddly, and ready to say “hi there” every time you glance his grinning face. Perfect desk buddy or cozy companion for anyone who loves a bit of Marvel misc...
Deadpool Hi There Small Cloud Pal - Marvel
Illuminate your ritual space—or bedside sanctum—with this bewitching 17-inch Wicca lava lamp. It’s classic retro vibes infused with witchy mystery: hypnotic wax rivers glowing in spooky hues that whisper “spiritual ambiance.” Perfect for spell nights...
17 Inch Wicca Lava Lamp
Hydrate on horror mode—this 40 oz rhinestone-studded tumbler screams drama and fandom in every sip. 'Killin’ It' isn’t just a mood—it’s a lifestyle. Bold, sparkling, and ready to slay your day (or night), this travel companion is perfect for long wit...
Ghost Face Killin' It Rhinestone Travel Tumbler with Straw
This isn’t your childhood toy—it’s the iconic killer doll but talking and looming at TWO FEET tall. Whether you’re staging horror vignettes or sneaking him into Zoom calls, Chucky’s here to bring eerie nostalgia and wicked charm. Warning: Sudden outb...
Talking Chucky Doll - 24 inch
Meet Tiffany, Chucky’s sassy and sinister other half—alive in all her 20‑inch, voice‑enabled glory. She’s got attitude, nostalgia, and enough gothic charm to ruin your perfectly staged shelf… in the best way. Let her whisper sweet threats and femme-f...
Talking Tiffany Doll - 20 Inch
Glitz meets gore in the coziest way possible. These rhinestone-studded Ghost Face slippers bring sparkle to your steps—literally. Perfect for lounging in horror-chic style, or making every trip to the fridge feel like a mini red-carpet moment. Soft, ...
Rhinestone Ghost Face Slippers
Unhinged, Unfiltered, Unapologetic
Turn darkness into lit realness. This UV‑reactive bodystocking is the perfect combo of sultry and spectral—your skin under blacklight becomes art. Ideal for rave nights, Gothic events, or dropping jaws at house parties. It's the full-body statement p...
Black UV Reactive Bodystocking
This isn’t your typical toy—it’s monstrous, fantastical, and oh-so unapologetic. The “Monstropus” creature cock is for the bold souls craving adventure beyond the mundane. If you’re ready to explore taboo terrain with a sense of humor and no shame, t...
Creature Cocks Monstropus Dildo
This powerhouse trio is all about full-spectrum bedroom bravado. Waterproof, versatile, and ready for action—whether you're flying solo or syncing up with a partner. It’s the no-holds-barred “play it your way” set that says, “I know what I want—and I...