Items you probably shouldn't buy, but they're fun to look at.
Only 90k, such a steal. For the millionaire in your life who has everything.
The Killer Whale Submarine
It is a box shaped like a butt. $650. Why.
Haas Butts Up Box, Matcha/Gold
Why rent when you can own? At $5,000 this is a steal. And your kid will never get sick of it…they have notoriously long attention spans and never grow out of things, especially if they're expensive. This is a good idea.
The Amusement Park Dragon Pedal Boat
Have you ever wanted the experience of being trapped on a raft with 5 other people? Well now you can. Only $1,000!
The Six Person Inflatable Paddle Board
How would you like an awkward and uncomfortable bike ride with your friends for only $20,000? Well, now you can!
The Only Seven Person Tricycle
Watch birds, and look cool doing it. It's not the worst thing I've seen, but it does seem unnecessary.
The 10X Hands Free Binoculars
For the millionaire in your life who thinks they have style, but actually has none.
The 1959 Corvette Billiards Table
This takes away the classic problem of playing tag with shitty little liars who claim they never got tagged when you KNOW you touched them. Make the robots keep them honest.
The Electronic Tag Game
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These are so oversized, it's crazy
The Adjustable 144X Zoom Binoculars
This is kind of awesome, but totally unnecessary. These are the same ones you'll find in national parks.
The National Parks Viewing Scope
This looks like it would be hilarious. If you can rent it from somewhere, that might be a better way to go--otherwise it's $6,000.
The Human Bowling Ball
Be the weirdo on the golf course. If you're lucky, they'll just think you're an eccentric billionaire and will respect you for it. At 60k, you better be loaded.
The Golf Cart Hovercraft
I don't care how much you like baseball--this is stupid. It's made out of the same leather they use to make normal sized gloves, which I guess makes it special? It is $6,500. Buy season tickets or something instead.
The Authentic Baseball Glove Leather Chair
Listen, I like Star Wars too…but nobody needs this in their home.
The Museum Quality R2-D2
A great way to give you and your kids nightmares for years to come! Only $120,000!
