Deeply unserious reads for when your brain needs a break
This was a super adorable twist on a sentient object romance that involves thrift store sweatpants and a toxic boy mom. 10/10 no notes
My Date With Gray Sweatpants - Dakota Cockaday
Sequel to the Grey Sweatpants book, in which we learn about Matthew’s brother Michael and also get some context on the infamous thrift store
My Date With A White Tee Shirt
One of the trigger warnings for this book is “inappropriate handling of sea life” and I think you should read this just for that (I know what you’re thinking but I promise it’s not that lol)
My Date With Water- Unfortunate Reads
The book that made me seriously ask the question “is it still technically cannibalism if you turn the guy into a pastry first?”
My Date With an Edible Book: Sentient Series
This book is exactly what you think it is
Conquered by Clippy: Erotic Short Story
One of my favourite Holly Wilde titles. There’s two separate storylines so it’s almost like getting two books in one
Hallowpeen- Holly Wilde
A book about banging Christmas inflatables. I don’t know what else I can tell you lol
Smashed by the Christmas Inflatables - S.R. Griffith
The sequel to the first book about banging Christmas inflatables. This one has tentacles.
