After years of wrestling with frizz, fried ends, and dryers that sounded like jet engines, my Dyson hair changed my life—one silky, quiet, 10-minute blowout at a time. It’s pricey, yes—but so is my self-esteem on a bad hair day! Have you tried a Dyson hair dryer? I’d love to hear your hot take— or “I sold a kidney and have zero regrets” confessions welc...
This pink isn’t just a color—it’s a personality. I dry my hair while wearing sweatpants, and somehow still look like I’m about to host a TED Talk on confidence.
Sleek, futuristic, and looks like it belongs on a spaceship—or in the hands of someone who definitely flosses daily. I pretend it’s not a hair tool but a sci-fi prop when my in-laws visit.
Deep, moody, and makes my bathroom look like a luxury spa (even though I’m brushing my teeth over a sink full of hair ties). My partner asked if it “matches my aura”—I said yes and charged him rent for the compliment.
Minimalist, clean, and hides the fact that my life is absolute chaos. Paired it with a messy bun and fooled my Zoom meeting into thinking I “have it together.”
Dyson Hair Dryer | Dyson Supersonic™ in white/silver
Bright, cheerful, and the only thing in my house that’s consistently on trend. My toddler calls it “the magic wind stick”—and honestly, she’s not wrong.
Limited edition Dyson Supersonic™ hair dryer in Ceramic Pop
A soft lavender-blue that makes drying my hair feel like a self-care ritual, not a chore.
Comes in a sleek case that makes me feel like I’m packing for Milan Fashion Week, not school drop-off. Bonus: it doubles as a clutch when I forget my purse (true story).
Dyson Supersonic™ hair dryer Prussian blue/rich copper with case(Gift edition)
Finally, a place to hang my $400 hair dryer like the sacred artifact it is. My old dryer lived in a drawer next to expired coupons—this one gets a velvet rope.
This warm, metallic glow makes your bathroom look like a 1970s disco—but in the most elegant way possible. I dry my hair and suddenly feel like I should be sipping espresso in Paris, not Googling “why is my dog eating grass again?”
This little nozzle tames my baby hairs like a wizard with a tiny wand. I whisper “be gone, frizz demons” every time I use it—and weirdly, it works.
Dyson Flyaway
Dark, stealthy, and looks like it belongs in a Bond villain’s lair (the chic kind who only plots world peace and perfect blowouts).
Dyson Supersonic™ hair dryer | Black/Nickel
Comes wrapped like a gift even when I’m just buying it for myself—because adulting is hard, but shiny hair helps. Used it on Christmas morning while still in pajamas, and my mom said, “You look expensive,” which is basically the highest compliment in...
Supersonic Holiday Edition (with Velvet Pouch & Mini Brush)