Last year, I went full “Haunted House Enthusiast” with Spirit Halloween hauls—and let’s just say my porch scared the mailman (in the best way). These decorations turned our yard into the neighborhood’s unofficial Halloween HQ! Whether you’re going fo... Drop a comment if you’ve tried any of these—or if you’ve got a Spirit Halloween gem I missed! Let’s make this the spookiest (and funniest) Halloween yet!
This guy doesn’t just stand there—he looms. Last Halloween, he startled my cat so badly she hid under the bed for an hour. Worth it. He cackles, moves his scythe, and honestly? Kind of runs the neighborhood now.
animated grim reaper
Not just for candy—this pumpkin roasts you. “You again? Didn’t you just check for Reese’s?” My kids now negotiate with it before trick-or-treating. 10/10 for sass, 0/10 for sharing candy.
Inflatable Singing Pumpkin
She laughs like she just heard the juiciest gossip from 1692. I swear she side-eyed me when I ate the last donut. Perfect for porch-sitting… or passive-aggressive haunting.
Laughing Witch
These pop up from the ground like your garden’s worst nightmare. My toddler tried to hold hands with one. Adorable… until it clicked. Now he calls them “boney buddies.”
Halloween skeleton hands
Turns your front yard into a low-budget horror film set. Warning: don’t use it while grilling. Nothing says “mysterious mist” like BBQ smoke and confusion.
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Hides in bushes, then *leaps* out with a hiss. My husband screamed like a banshee. I have the video. Blackmail material secured.
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Says things like “Get off my lawn… I’m dead!” in a gravelly voice. My dog barks at it daily. They’re frenemies now.
So big, it doubles as a bounce house (don’t tell Spirit). Lit up at night, it makes our house look like the pumpkin’s hosting a rave. Glow sticks optional.
Inflatable Jack O Lantern
Bubbles, glows, and occasionally mutters “eye of newt.” I use it to hide spare change. My kids think it’s magic. It’s just capitalism with glitter.
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Not *that* scary clown—this one’s more “mischievous uncle who steals your fries.” Still, I don’t let him near the garage. Too much unsupervised time.
Clown Light
Sits on the fence, stares into your soul, and flicks its tail like it’s judging your life choices. Honestly? Fair.
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Shows your reflection… then a ghost appears behind you. Great for pranks. Not great when you’re half-asleep brushing your teeth at 3 a.m.
Ghost Mirror
Hangs in trees and sounds like my laundry machine during spin cycle—but spookier. The neighbors think we’re exorcising something. We’re just lazy.
Vintage Shaking Ghost
The hat levitates (thanks, clear wire!). My kid tried to “borrow” it for school. Got detention for “attempted witchcraft.” Worth it.
witch broom
Sweet voice, dead eyes. Sings “Rock-a-bye Baby” like it’s plotting your demise. I keep it in the closet. For safety.