Alright, fellow CEO of Snack Distribution and VP of Stain Removal—let’s be real. We’re all trying to grow our side hustles without accidentally violating the Geneva Conventions or waking the baby. 😴 So while I absolutely don’t recommend doing anything actually illegal (like bribing Google with organic gummies or hacking Elon’s Twitter to say “Buy Sarah’s chatbot!”), I do believe in cheeky, clever, and 100% legal ways to get eyes on your prebui... Below are 12 “so sneaky they feel illegal” (but are totally legit!) traffic tricks—each wrapped in mom-humor, powered by a trusty AI chatbot, and designed to work while you’re deep in a Paw Patrol negotiation. Consider this your permission slip to grow your biz—without losing your mom-card or your freedom. 🍼💻
Post your SaaS link in the preschool pickup thread with: “Oops! Meant to send the pizza order… but also, this bot answers customer emails while I bribe my toddler with fruit snacks!” Legal? Yes. Effective? Shockingly so.
Accidentally” Leave Your Link in Every Group Chat
Try my new ‘Chatbot Crunch’ cookies! Recipe at [yourSaaS.com].” (Disclaimer: The URL is not edible. Toddlers will still lick it.)
Bake Your URL into Cookies
Post a photo of Bubbles beside your laptop with: “Even my fish uses my chatbot to reply to spam. #HireBubbles.” *Traffic boost: +100% cuteness. Zero legal risk.
Hire Your Goldfish as a Brand Ambassador
Print cute cards: “Found: One magical chatbot that works while you nap. Claim yours at [link].” Tuck them under swings. Bonus: If a mom finds it during a meltdown, she’ll treat it like a lifeline.
Lose” Flyers at the Playground
Train your 2-year-old to shout “[YourSaaS].com!” during circle time. Result:Confused teachers, viral TikTok, and a very confused domain registrar.
Teach Your Toddler to Say Your Domain Name
Name your email list “The Chatbot Coven.” Send weekly spells like: “Abracadabra—your support tickets just vanished!” Legal loophole:Witchcraft isn’t real… but open rates are.
Start a Cult (Just Kidding… It’s a Newsletter)
Let my bot handle your DMs while you watch my kids for 20 minutes. Fair trade?” Traffic source: Desperate, sleep-deprived mompreneurs. (They’ll sign up just for 5 minutes of silence.)
Trade Chatbot Access for Playdate Supervision
WANTED: For excessive productivity. Last seen letting AI reply to emails while folding laundry.” Include your link as the “reward.” Legal status: Parody. Also, 100% relatable.
Photoshop Your Face onto a “Wanted” Poster
Film yourself sobbing: “I spent 3 years building this… and my toddler just spilled oat milk on the server!” (Spoiler: It’s a prebuilt SaaS. Setup took 20 minutes.) Viral potential:Extremely high. Guilt-trip engagement: priceless.
Host a “Fake” Product Launch on MomTok
Meet Tiffany—the bot who NEVER ghosts you or steals your sweatshirts.” Traffic driver:Petty revenge + flawless customer service. A mom classic.
Name Your Chatbot After Your Ex’s New Girlfriend
Stick them in parenting memoirs with: “Scan for a secret that’ll give you back 5 hours/week.” Ethical?Debatable. Effective? Absolutely. (Librarians may side-eye you. Worth it.)