Because nothing says "Thanks for birthing me" like a bottle of wine and a passive-aggressive mug. 🍷☕️ 🛑 Quick Note (Affiliate Disclosure): This post may contain affiliate links. If you click through and buy something, I might earn a tiny commission...
Coloring is cheaper than therapy... and you get to shade in curse words.
Sweary Affirmations: Adult Coloring Book
Because the only noise she wants to hear is nothing.
Soundcore Anker Life Q20 ANC Wireless Headphones
Because bathroom privacy is a myth.
Please seat yourself sign / bathroom decor
Because her current list is just "Do Everything, Cry Later."
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Snacks > Sentimentality. Every time.
Healthy Snack Box Variety Pack (50 Count)
Because "relax" shouldn’t be another item on her to-do list.
Mental Health Self Care Package For Her, Stress Relief Gift, Care Package For Her, Friendship Gift, Self Care Box For Women, Care package
Green thumbs and passive-aggressive glances.
2 Pack Funny Succulent Planters, I Soiled Myself & I Wet My Plants, Small Pot With Drainage Tray, Cute Cactus Pots, Punny Housewarming Gift
Because coffee is her weapon of choice.
Love You Mean It 20oz Valentine Mug
Hydration is important. So is fermentation.
CafePress Mom Fuel Chic Insulated Wine Tumbler
It’s about time her sarcasm got the recognition it deserves.
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Because sometimes the aroma of burnout needs a new scent.
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