For your entertainment, I found not only merch but places you can visit that support the Big Foot mission.
A soft cuddly Sasquatch, just like the real ones in the forest
Bass Pro Shops Bigfoot Plush Stuffed Toy
I would have picked beaver rather than raccoon but this art would still bring the room together
sasquatch wall art sold on Temu United States
For brews that grow chest hair just by drinking it
Trixie & Milo Big Foot flask
Does it come in its own juices?
Canned Yeti Meat Gag Gift - Toys & Games
Spa t shirt advertising waxing services
Kohl's men’s big foot shirt
I always wondered what Big Foot smelled like
Men's Natural Deodorant
I just need a sharpie to add a unicorn to this shirt
Respect the Locals
These aren’t like those jerseys that never get washed after turning lucky
Bigfoot Men’s Boxers
You should get a free t shirt for surviving riding on a backwards roller coaster…
Expedition Everest Yeti Collection on Etsy
I’m sure this works just as good as a chastity belt
Women’s Bigfoot Underwear
Remind yourself everyday that Big Foot is out there waiting for a hug
Willow Creek Press 2026 Bigfoot 18-Month Wall Calendar
This hoodie will definitely help me make new friends at camp
LazyOne Oversized Blanket Hoodie for Women
I’ve replaced my napoleon dynamite t shirt collection with this but I kept the snow boots
Bigfoot Short-Sleeve T-Shirt for Men
I was looking for a ski rack and it appears I found one.
Big Foot on Etsy
What great legal disclaimers that accent your garden. I might add a “beware I shoot” sign as well, just for the trespasser’s added safety. It really helps in the courtroom to show that you tried to protect them.
Regal Art and Gift Sasquatch Yard Stake/Wall Décor
Cuddle up safely in your home with Big Foot’s protection all over your blanket
White River Home Blankets & Throws
I could use some training on building a trap
EXPEDITION:BIGFOOT! The Sasquatch Museum
It surprises me that it’s in Texas but maybe that’s the missing link…
Texas Bigfoot Research Center (@texasbigfootresearch)
I searched for zoos and all that came up were museums
Willow Creek China Flat Museum
I didn’t even know there was a Boring, Oregon! What a paradox!
North American Bigfoot Center
They say they have real hair from big foot and yeti. You know what that means? We could make poly juice!