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The non-negotiables. Leash, harness, bowls, and poop bags that actually work. No tangles, no spills, no nonsense. These are the things we grab every single day… even when we’re half-asleep and late for walkies 🐾




















These are the brushes, shampoos, and nail tools I actually use. And none of them make my dogs act like I’m torturing them (mostly.)












Soft, snuggly, and 100% dog-approved. If your dog loves comfort like a little old man in a robe, this is for you.



Bribes? Yes. Rewards? Also yes. These are the treats my pups will do tricks for and chews that actually last longer than a TikTok. Some are calming, some are crunchy. All are doggo-approved.







The MVPs of playtime. A mix of plushies they baby like firstborns and durable toys that (sometimes) survive Staffy zoomies, tug-of-war, and mild destruction. Every dog’s got a fave… these are mine.











Stuff that’s technically optional… but absolutely not in this house. Cameras to spy on the chaos, gadgets that make life smoother, and anything that says “I’m a responsible adult who lowkey treats my dog better than myself.” No regrets.

