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First night I made the rookie mistake of eating pad thai on Khao San Road and paying triple for half the flavor. These walking tours dragged me into side streets I never would have found alone, and every single bite was worth the sketchy alley entran...
















Watched about forty YouTube videos on green curry before my trip and still couldn't get it right. One three-hour class in Bangkok fixed what months of internet research couldn't.
















Set my alarm for 5am on vacation which felt criminal, but paddling through a market while vendors toss bags of mango at your boat is not something you can replicate at a mall food court.
















Every night market looks the same from the entrance but the difference between a tourist trap and the real deal is about three blocks deep. Learned that lesson after buying overpriced scorpion on a stick my first night.
















Didn't expect a boat ride to involve eating but Bangkok's canal-side vendors will literally hand you bags of food from the dock while your longtail idles. Some of the best papaya salad I had was eaten while floating.













My feet were destroyed by day four so I started looking for food experiences where I could actually sit down. Turns out some of the best eating in Bangkok happens at tables, not just standing over a cart.
















Everyone says go to Ayutthaya for the temples, and yes fine the ruins are cool, but the roti sai mai vendor outside the historical park changed my entire understanding of Thai desserts.
















Almost ignored Thai desserts because I'm a savory person — massive mistake. The mango sticky rice at one stall near Ari station rewired my brain and now I think about it at least once a week.
















Walked into Or Tor Kor market alone my first day and left with random bags of things I couldn't read. Came back with a guide and suddenly everything made sense and I knew exactly what to bring home.












Real talk — my stomach gave up on day three and I spent an afternoon very close to a bathroom. These pharmacy and wellness experiences helped me prep better the second week and I actually kept everything down.













Half the stuff I bought at markets got confiscated at the airport because I didn't think about customs. These experiences taught me what's actually packable and what to leave behind, so you don't repeat my expensive mistakes.














